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Pooh-Bah
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
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Aka spot the bored student
https://bang.adamwelch.co.uk/
(not me, by the way. Like I have £15 to spend on a cleaning product!)
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Aka spot the bored student
https://bang.adamwelch.co.uk/
(not me, by the way. Like I have £15 to spend on a cleaning product!)
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Coinage fans might like to know, the coins ranged from my favourite, the 1971 two pence piece, to the 2004 penny.
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It wasn't long before I realised that it would be far quicker to remove the trigger top, and pour the mysterious fluid into the container.
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TV people lie, and lie to your face, in your own home, out of your own telly.
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Thoreau
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
I see he didnt actually use it on any part of a bathroom though. Which is its primary use. Not just to make your dirty coins all shiney.
I see he didnt actually use it on any part of a bathroom though. Which is its primary use. Not just to make your dirty coins all shiney.
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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Posted:
ROFLMFAO!!!
Cillit Bang!
What a product!
ROFLMFAO!!!
Cillit Bang!
What a product!
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Well you've CLEARLY missed the point
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Not just to make your dirty coins all shiney.
Well you've CLEARLY missed the point
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Thoreau
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
But it does though.
Its makes them shiney.
Then they tarnish again.
Everyone knows that.
Bloody copper plating.
But it does though.
Its makes them shiney.
Then they tarnish again.
Everyone knows that.
Bloody copper plating.
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Which is the genius behind the invention of Cillit BANG (BANG! And the dirt is gone)! It's a neverending cycle of consumers cleaning coins, then the coins tarnish again, then they buy more Cillit to clean them.. then they dirty again.. and it goes on and on.
Let's face it - Cillit BANG is the ultimate product.
I wouldn't be surprised if the introduction of copper coins wasn't just a forerunner for the bringing out of Cillit BANG. In fact, it seems very likely...
It's like the cycle of life.. birth, death and renewal.
I wouldn't be surprised if Barry Scott isn't worshipped as some kind of religious figurehead in a few centuries. Absolving us of our filthiness, offering a new path when the old one becomes fetid..
Or, erm, you're right.
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Which is the genius behind the invention of Cillit BANG (BANG! And the dirt is gone)! It's a neverending cycle of consumers cleaning coins, then the coins tarnish again, then they buy more Cillit to clean them.. then they dirty again.. and it goes on and on.
Let's face it - Cillit BANG is the ultimate product.
I wouldn't be surprised if the introduction of copper coins wasn't just a forerunner for the bringing out of Cillit BANG. In fact, it seems very likely...
It's like the cycle of life.. birth, death and renewal.
I wouldn't be surprised if Barry Scott isn't worshipped as some kind of religious figurehead in a few centuries. Absolving us of our filthiness, offering a new path when the old one becomes fetid..
Or, erm, you're right.
EDITED_BY: nearly_all_gone (1109163555)
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
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Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
whats more is what he did with his coinage in the end!.... fuckin nice one to that kid for donating it to the tsunami relief fund, and to barcleys bank for matching the donation.
now to nip down to tesco's get some BANG and put all of brainstorma's clowns in it to see what will happen to them.
whats more is what he did with his coinage in the end!.... fuckin nice one to that kid for donating it to the tsunami relief fund, and to barcleys bank for matching the donation.
now to nip down to tesco's get some BANG and put all of brainstorma's clowns in it to see what will happen to them.
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Pooh-Bah
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Pooh-Bah
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Posted:
wicked!
wicked!
Gayle.....!
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
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For more on Cillit BANG check out this fansite's FAQ
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For more on Cillit BANG check out this fansite's FAQ
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Tom Corran, senior vice president of Reckitt Benckiser in the UK, said: 'We added the word BANG to Cillit because it describes the product well. It conveys its power to solve tough, stubborn stains.
'The ad isn't necessarily meant to look like a spoof, that is in the eye of the beholder. It is just to catch the eye.'
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Thoreau
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Pasta of Muppets
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Pasta of Muppets
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ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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