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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London
Member Since: 29th May 2002
Total posts: 2737
Posted:Sorry, quite bored.....got sent this this morning and thought I'd share.......

"First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: the first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."



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Kyrian
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Location: York, England
Member Since: 15th Mar 2002
Total posts: 4308
Posted:

i'm amused.


Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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DarkFairyQueen
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Location: The Underworld
Member Since: 9th Mar 2002
Total posts: 557
Posted:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

I like it

Muaahaahaaa!


Az abouve, So below...

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THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE
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Location: London
Member Since: 8th Feb 2002
Total posts: 192
Posted:stunning...heres a good one...some one the londoners have seen it...most havent tho:
sorry its on the internet...way too long to post here:
Things to do in a lift when bored

[ 10 September 2002, 02:31: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]


I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa

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Kurobei
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Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:Funny, I like it!!

whats up with all the limitations?

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SmallBoy - x
SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London
Member Since: 29th May 2002
Total posts: 2737
Posted:Git, that just opened about 6 splash pages and one of them wont go away.
I think I've seen it too...grrrrr

More to follow at some point soon


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THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE
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Location: London
Member Since: 8th Feb 2002
Total posts: 192
Posted:fixed it...sorry (only one pop up box arrives now)

[ 10 September 2002, 02:37: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]


I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa

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TheBovrilMonkey
TheBovrilMonkey

Liquid Cow
Location: High Wycombe, England
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 2629
Posted:That's a fantastic joke, I'll have to forward that onto a friend who's a med student at the moment

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:quote:Originally posted by DarkFairyQueen:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

I like it

Muaahaahaaa!Yeah, my thoughts exactly. Except imagine my surprise when one of my professors (an old guy who probably was used to doing this before they had gloves, anyways) handled a cadaver WITHOUT gloves on.

For the love of G-d, they fix the cadavers with PHENOL! That stuff is TOXIC! And he was touching the cadaver with his bare hands!


-Mike )'(
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"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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fieryfiend
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Location: California
Member Since: 11th Jul 2002
Total posts: 48
Posted:SmallBoy...very funny

A man and his friend are driving along in the countryside. The Driver points to a field and says "Thats the first place I had sex". His friend asks him how his first time was. The driver responds "It was great until I looked up and saw her mother looking at us". The shocked friend then asked "What did the mother say when she saw you having sex with her daughter"?
The driver hestitates and replied "Baaaaaaaa".



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flash fire
flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 25th Jan 2001
Total posts: 2758
Posted:okay, so after seeing MikeGinny's mention of a Cadaver, I decided to find out what the hell he was talking about. For all those that don't know, I think a cadaver is a part of a human body, or just another name for a corpse. not entirely sure... didn't want my firewall nazi here at work tracking me looking at stuff to do with cadavers!

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flash fire
flash fire

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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 25th Jan 2001
Total posts: 2758
Posted:Okay, had to clarify it for myself:

Main Entry: ca.dav.er
Pronunciation: k&-'da-v&r
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin, from cadere to fall
Date: circa 1500
: a dead body; especially : one intended for dissection
- ca.dav.er.ic /-'dav-rik, -'da-v&-/ adjective

from some online dictionary.


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Kyrian
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Location: York, England
Member Since: 15th Mar 2002
Total posts: 4308
Posted:very good flash fire.

the only reason i knwo this is vocab prep for sat's. i actually remember some of it. but not, as my english teachers will tell you, enough


Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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DarkFairyQueen
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Location: The Underworld
Member Since: 9th Mar 2002
Total posts: 557
Posted:FieryFiend

Az abouve, So below...

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