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Sorry, quite bored.....got sent this this morning and thought I'd share.......
"First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: the first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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i'm amused.
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I like it
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Az abouve, So below...
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Location: London
stunning...heres a good one...some one the londoners have seen it...most havent tho:
sorry its on the internet...way too long to post here:
Things to do in a lift when bored
[ 10 September 2002, 02:31: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]
I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa
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Funny, I like it!!
whats up with all the limitations?
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Location: London
Git, that just opened about 6 splash pages and one of them wont go away.
I think I've seen it too...grrrrr
More to follow at some point soon
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Location: London
fixed it...sorry (only one pop up box arrives now)
[ 10 September 2002, 02:37: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]
I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa
Liquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
That's a fantastic joke, I'll have to forward that onto a friend who's a med student at the moment
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
quote:Yeah, my thoughts exactly. Except imagine my surprise when one of my professors (an old guy who probably was used to doing this before they had gloves, anyways) handled a cadaver WITHOUT gloves on.
Originally posted by DarkFairyQueen:
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I like it
Muaahaahaaa!
For the love of G-d, they fix the cadavers with PHENOL! That stuff is TOXIC! And he was touching the cadaver with his bare hands!
-Mike
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SmallBoy...very funny
A man and his friend are driving along in the countryside. The Driver points to a field and says "Thats the first place I had sex". His friend asks him how his first time was. The driver responds "It was great until I looked up and saw her mother looking at us". The shocked friend then asked "What did the mother say when she saw you having sex with her daughter"?
The driver hestitates and replied "Baaaaaaaa".
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Sporadically Prodigal
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okay, so after seeing MikeGinny's mention of a Cadaver, I decided to find out what the hell he was talking about. For all those that don't know, I think a cadaver is a part of a human body, or just another name for a corpse. not entirely sure... didn't want my firewall nazi here at work tracking me looking at stuff to do with cadavers!
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Sporadically Prodigal
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Okay, had to clarify it for myself:
Main Entry: ca.dav.er
Pronunciation: k&-'da-v&r
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin, from cadere to fall
Date: circa 1500
: a dead body; especially : one intended for dissection
- ca.dav.er.ic /-'dav-rik, -'da-v&-/ adjective
from some online dictionary.
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very good flash fire.
the only reason i knwo this is vocab prep for sat's. i actually remember some of it. but not, as my english teachers will tell you, enough
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