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PyroMonkeyGOLD Member
b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia


Posted:
hehehehehe

i got the idea from ppl doing quotes on another thread, i figured this will be a long lasting one.

try not to repeat others

ill kick it off with my fav...

"well.... its such a nice day i think i'll go out the window"

ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

greenlizard0BRONZE Member
Member
22 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Not a quote per se, but it's the episode where Bart, Millhouse, Nelson and Martin steal a car. While they're travelling around a car with a random family appears next to them:

Family's Dad: "THAT'S IT - ONE MORE THING FROM THE BACK - AND WE TURN ROUND AND GO HOME!!!"

*Family shuts up*
*2 seconds later Nelson leans out of the window with his tongue hanging out, takes aim, and smacks the father on the back of his head with a rolled up newspaper*

Family's Dad: "I TOLD YOU!!! THAT'S IT!!!" as the car does a U-Turn and screeches off biggrin

Villet13member
47 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I just love it whem Homer forgets he has a 3rd child- Maggie!!!!!1 I love it!

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Life is but a DREAM!


garthySILVER Member
old hand
717 posts
Location: Bristol, England


Posted:
Homer: Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs

"**grumble*spuriouswindmills*grumble**" - Coleman
"if poi was only for girls there wouldnt be many good poi spinners...." - Nx


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Apu: *angry voice* now please be getting out of my store...and...please come again!

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


weeleighlook a rainbow!
237 posts
Location: Waterford, CT


Posted:
Haha, cause someone just reminded me of The Thompson's episode. When they're trying to get Homer to respond to the name "Mr. Thompson".

Other guy: "Ok, now when I say 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' and step on your foot, you answer. Ok? Hello, Mr. Thompson." (stomping on Homer's foot).

Homer: (whispering to the other guy sitting with them) I think...he's talking...to you.

Oh, that one kills me.

"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."


Villet13member
47 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I find the quoteswritten on the blackboard when bart has detention very funny.
One of my favs is

"Silly Sting is not a Nasel Spray"

lolsign lolsign lolsign

Life is but a DREAM!


weeleighlook a rainbow!
237 posts
Location: Waterford, CT


Posted:
Oh, and going way back, we have, "Would you like a lick of of my fla-ver bar?" (Tried to write that the way it sounds when he says it) :P

"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."


doctor_fandangoGOLD Member
co-director of A.C.B.I.S.H.A.
761 posts
Location: in the corner beside the filing cabinets, 2nd floo...


Posted:
hey weeleigh, which episode was that in?

There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,

"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
ralph wiggum - (after being thrown into the simpson house via the window) I'm a brick!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


_Aime_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-A-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!"

doctor_fandangoGOLD Member
co-director of A.C.B.I.S.H.A.
761 posts
Location: in the corner beside the filing cabinets, 2nd floo...


Posted:
oh yeah, im a brick, i remember that one.. ralf is great
- 'im learnding'
- super-nintendo chalmers

There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,

"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005


weeleighlook a rainbow!
237 posts
Location: Waterford, CT


Posted:
The one I was thinking of was the Treehouse of Horror one where there's the monster on the bus and everyone thinks Bart is crazy. biggrin (Also the episode with Mr. Burns as a vampire). But it was in more than one episode, right?

"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."


PyroMonkeyGOLD Member
b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia


Posted:
Hehe, i cant remember when i started this thread, nice to see how far its goten.

Auto to Homer about marge- "Wooh dude, your mum is hot!!"

NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
ralph! stop eating the glue

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


RezaSILVER Member
newbie
21 posts
Location: Sunnyish Bournemouth, UK


Posted:
monkey say, monkey do..... (Burns to Homer)

pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
*while high*
otto: did you know dog is god backwards
homer: and otto is otto backwards
otto: now im just scared

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


happypappystranger
1 post

Posted:
Bart:Hey... are you guys crooks?

Fat Tony: Bart, Bart, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?

Bart: No.

Fat Tony: Now lets say you have a very large family, is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread?

Bart: No.

Fat Tony: Now lets say your family don't like bread, say they like, errr... cigerettes.

Bart: There is nothing wrong with that.

Fat Tony: Now lets say instead of giving them away you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Is that a crime Bart?

Bart: Well hell no!

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