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370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia
hehehehehe
i got the idea from ppl doing quotes on another thread, i figured this will be a long lasting one.
try not to repeat others
ill kick it off with my fav...
"well.... its such a nice day i think i'll go out the window"
Playing OldSchool Poi
593 posts
Location: amsterdam, Netherlands
ok, it has already been mentioned above as a quote, but I have had this one in my signature for as long as I'm on HoP...
maybe I should have started both threads?
eRic.
I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Homer "Ah! AAaaargh!! Cobras.. cob-RAS!!"
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
phish: is that marujana smoke? we're not doing anything until i see a perscription. oh, wow, you're one seriously sick dude
little old dude: my doctor never told me that. i had to hear it from phish
^best episode ever!
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia
"dad we've done somthing terrible"
"did u reck the car?"
"no"
"did u raise the dead?"
"yes"
"but the car's ok?..."
237 posts
Location: Waterford, CT
"These berries taste like burning." - Ralph
"No one out-crazies Ophelia! Hey nonny, nonny. Nonny nonny hey *sploosh*." - Lisa
"I'm a level 9 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow." - the vegan dude?
"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
284 posts
Location: Southern California, USA
"alright brain, i don't like you and you don't like me... but just help me pass this test so i can go home and get back to killing you with beer."
"....deal"
"hhhhhhindubitably!"
"why do you talk like that?"
"i had a strooooooke"
Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.
Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
1,530 posts
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England
worst episode ever
said by the fat comic shop guy when he's diagnosed with something
soooo good
I like Languages.
Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />
b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia
"ow ow ow OW!! SKINNER!!!"
"what is happening in your kitchen?"
"Auroraborialis...(think thats how u spell it)"
"Auroraborialis? In the middle of the day, at this time of year localized entirely in you kitchen???"
"yes"
"well your an odd ball skinner"
"semour!! the house is on fire"
"no its not mother!!"
12 posts
jasper: "my beard you broke my beard!" *crack* "ahh"
jasper: *hit in head with lazer* "my cateracts.. their gone.. oh all the wonderful colours" *hit with lazer again*.. "im bind.. oh well easy come easy go"
oh em gee... :| a gender confused wolf .... XD
b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia
"look its troy maclure"
"hey boss i thought you said you killed that guy?"
"no, i said he was sleeping with the fishes"
"aww come on i'm eating here!!"
b...bal...lence?....
370 posts
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney, Australia
"you know i did have a problem with trying to kill people..."
"oh really i had no idea.. you see i've been living on mars cuddled in a corner with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears"
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
the thing where homer sings into lisa's sax that someone mentioned...he's going
saxomophone....saxomophone...
i love it! 
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise
Chief Wiggum: Remember ralf, if your nose bleeds, you're picking it too much.......... Or not enough.
homer: "Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them."
ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
- arrrgh ill turn yer grrroin to puddin!
- grease me up woman!
groundskeeper willie
the next one is my personal favourite:
-Apu: homer were you up all night?
-Homer(really fast talking): yes i was so excited that i couldnt fall asleep, then i ate some pills that i found on the floor.
-Apu: you ate some pills that you found on the floor?
-Homer: yes and now im afraid that if im going to stop talking, im gonna die just like jesus in that corner over there *points into empty corner*
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
co-director of A.C.B.I.S.H.A.
761 posts
Location: in the corner beside the filing cabinets, 2nd floo...
"its like that guy in church says, you know the guy at the front... Captain Whats-his-name."
Homer
"Marge help! im somewhere where i dont know where i am!"
Homer
"mmmmmmmmm something"
Homer
Homer: "MARGE MARGE!!! DERGUTTERRUTTERFRUTERARER!!!!"
Maerge: "Slow down homer"
Homer*takes a deep breath* "DER GUTTER RUTTER FRUTER ARER!"
There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,
"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
homer-(fake voice)hello my names mr burns i believe you have a check for me
post office worker-okay mr. burns whats your first name?
homer-(fake voice)i don't know
homer-save mee jebuuuuuuuus
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
"What the hell was that?"
Krusty - after watching Worker and Parasite, Eastern Europe's favourite cat and mouse team!
Willy - is bad for your health...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
bart-guesse who?
niles (sideshow bobs brother)-maris?
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom
*BO BO BO BO BO........*
"Lisa, dont ever stop in the middle of a hoe-down"
*........BO BO BO BO BO*
You'll find me on the dance floor
king of the hedgehogs
125 posts
Location: Madtown, USA
Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?"
Bob: No, that's German for "The Bart, The."
Officer: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
Yellow and blue make green.
c",
199 posts
Location: Ireland
Homer : Theres 3 ways of doing things. The right way, the wrong way and
The Max Power way!
Marge: Isnt that the wrong way.
Homer: Yeah but faster.
237 posts
Location: Waterford, CT
Moe's song.
"Moe Moe Moe! Why don't you like me? Nobody likes me..." Oh man, that killed me the first time I heard it.
"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
ralph has to be my fave character
- my cat's breathe smells like cat food
at Bart's party which marge tried arranging for him...
- Bart's my bestest boyfriend
in a game of duck or goose at the same party...
-duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck ...(you get the idea)
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
HA HA!
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
I'd be in trouble if I had to eat an antelope now
278 posts
Location: The Isles of Scilly, United Kingdom
One of my faves
"You know your problem Flaanders? You spend spend too much time up here," points to top of head, "You want to be living down here," points a bit lower "in the impulse zone!" - Homer
Also these two classics from Homer:
"Its takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen."
"And if that fails just remember these six words 'I'm not gay, but I'll learn!"
"Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"
38 posts
Location: gold coast, qld
Written by: PyroMonkey
"if anyone needs me i'll be in my room"
hehe i love lisa and her antics. thats one of my fav quotes. heres another...
homer (thinking to bart) : i know u can read MY thougths boy.... meow meow meow meow meow meow meow (ect...)
horay for simpsons!
cling to your idividualism.
I wear yellow on monday
551 posts
Location: Farnham Ahoy, United Kingdom
Clean as a wistle,
Sharp as a thistle,
Best in all Westminster, Yeah!!
*jazz hands*
You'll find me on the dance floor
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
"Aaarrghh... My ovaries..." - Bart Simpson.
ROFLMAO
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
64 posts
Location: Near to Yeovil, In Somerset
In the episode where they all turn into "The Thompsons" under a witness potection program, Homer runs in on bart brandishing a huge knife whilst screaming really quickly:
H:"BART DO YOU WANT A SLICE OF BROWNIE BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?"
B:Bart screams.
H:"Oh right, the killing thing..."
A moment later, Homer runs back in carrying a chainsaw and wearing a hockey mask...:
H:"BART DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?"
B:Bart screams.
love it.
So what your saying is, if I take just ONE more pill...
159 posts
Location: Devon, Enlgand
hello everybody!!
hello doctor nick!
shut uppp (homer simpson)
No Vigourous Picking Of The Nose
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