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PyroMonkey
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

PyroMonkey

b...bal...lence?....
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney

Total posts: 370
Posted:hehehehehe

i got the idea from ppl doing quotes on another thread, i figured this will be a long lasting one.

try not to repeat others

ill kick it off with my fav...

"well.... its such a nice day i think i'll go out the window"

ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol


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_pOp_
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Playing OldSchool Poi
Location: amsterdam

Total posts: 593
Posted:ok, it has already been mentioned above as a quote, but I have had this one in my signature for as long as I'm on HoP...
maybe I should have started both threads?


meditate eRic.

I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!

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nearly_all_gone
SILVER Member since Aug 2004

nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton

Total posts: 1626
Posted:Homer "Ah! AAaaargh!! Cobras.. cob-RAS!!"

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:phish: is that marujana smoke? we're not doing anything until i see a perscription. oh, wow, you're one seriously sick dude
little old dude: my doctor never told me that. i had to hear it from phish

^best episode ever!


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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PyroMonkey
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

PyroMonkey

b...bal...lence?....
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney

Total posts: 370
Posted:"dad we've done somthing terrible"
"did u reck the car?"
"no"
"did u raise the dead?"
"yes"
"but the car's ok?..."


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weeleigh


weeleigh

look a rainbow!
Location: Waterford, CT

Total posts: 237
Posted:"These berries taste like burning." - Ralph

"No one out-crazies Ophelia! Hey nonny, nonny. Nonny nonny hey *sploosh*." - Lisa

"I'm a level 9 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow." - the vegan dude?


"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."

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Zim
BRONZE Member since Sep 2004

Zim

Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
Location: Southern California, USA

Total posts: 284
Posted:"alright brain, i don't like you and you don't like me... but just help me pass this test so i can go home and get back to killing you with beer."
"....deal"

"hhhhhhindubitably!"
"why do you talk like that?"
"i had a strooooooke"


Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.

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Nate
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

Nate

Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England

Total posts: 1530
Posted:worst episode ever

said by the fat comic shop guy when he's diagnosed with something

soooo good


I like Languages.

Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />

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PyroMonkey
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

PyroMonkey

b...bal...lence?....
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney

Total posts: 370
Posted:"ow ow ow OW!! SKINNER!!!"

"what is happening in your kitchen?"
"Auroraborialis...(think thats how u spell it)"
"Auroraborialis? In the middle of the day, at this time of year localized entirely in you kitchen???"
"yes"
"well your an odd ball skinner"
"semour!! the house is on fire"
"no its not mother!!"


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scuzziebutt


scuzziebutt

newbie


Total posts: 12
Posted:jasper: "my beard you broke my beard!" *crack* "ahh"


jasper: *hit in head with lazer* "my cateracts.. their gone.. oh all the wonderful colours" *hit with lazer again*.. "im bind.. oh well easy come easy go"


oh em gee... :| a gender confused wolf .... XD

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PyroMonkey
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

PyroMonkey

b...bal...lence?....
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney

Total posts: 370
Posted:"look its troy maclure"
"hey boss i thought you said you killed that guy?"
"no, i said he was sleeping with the fishes"
"aww come on i'm eating here!!"


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PyroMonkey
GOLD Member since Jan 2005

PyroMonkey

b...bal...lence?....
Location: Northern Beaches, Sydney

Total posts: 370
Posted:"you know i did have a problem with trying to kill people..."
"oh really i had no idea.. you see i've been living on mars cuddled in a corner with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears"


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gita
SILVER Member since Oct 2003

gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas

Total posts: 3776
Posted:the thing where homer sings into lisa's sax that someone mentioned...he's going

saxomophone....saxomophone...

ubblol i love it! biggrin


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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meghann


enthusiast
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to ...

Total posts: 302
Posted:Chief Wiggum: Remember ralf, if your nose bleeds, you're picking it too much.......... Or not enough.

homer: "Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them."


ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher

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Konsti


Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria

Total posts: 785
Posted:- arrrgh ill turn yer grrroin to puddin!

- grease me up woman!

groundskeeper willie



the next one is my personal favourite:



-Apu: homer were you up all night?



-Homer(really fast talking): yes i was so excited that i couldnt fall asleep, then i ate some pills that i found on the floor.



-Apu: you ate some pills that you found on the floor?



-Homer: yes and now im afraid that if im going to stop talking, im gonna die just like jesus in that corner over there *points into empty corner*



"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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doctor_fandango
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

doctor_fandango

co-director of A.C.B.I.S.H.A.
Location: in the corner beside the filin...

Total posts: 761
Posted:"its like that guy in church says, you know the guy at the front... Captain Whats-his-name."
Homer

"Marge help! im somewhere where i dont know where i am!"
Homer

"mmmmmmmmm something"
Homer

Homer: "MARGE MARGE!!! DERGUTTERRUTTERFRUTERARER!!!!"
Maerge: "Slow down homer"
Homer*takes a deep breath* "DER GUTTER RUTTER FRUTER ARER!"


There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1, There's no place like 127.0.0.1,

"in most of our friends we're the hippies. but we have hippie friends of our own.. its like a dog having its own pet" - H. Sinoquet 19-03-2005

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath

Total posts: 3099
Posted:homer-(fake voice)hello my names mr burns i believe you have a check for me
post office worker-okay mr. burns whats your first name?
homer-(fake voice)i don't know


homer-save mee jebuuuuuuuus


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Lemonkey


Lemonkey

Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.

Total posts: 1019
Posted:"What the hell was that?"

Krusty - after watching Worker and Parasite, Eastern Europe's favourite cat and mouse team!


Willy - is bad for your health...

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath

Total posts: 3099
Posted:bart-guesse who?
niles (sideshow bobs brother)-maris?


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Arty Farty
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

Arty Farty

I wear yellow on monday
Location: Farnham Ahoy

Total posts: 551
Posted:*BO BO BO BO BO........*



"Lisa, dont ever stop in the middle of a hoe-down"



*........BO BO BO BO BO*


You'll find me on the dance floor

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jinvincible
GOLD Member since Nov 2004

jinvincible

king of the hedgehogs
Location: Madtown

Total posts: 125
Posted:Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?"
Bob: No, that's German for "The Bart, The."
Officer: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.


Yellow and blue make green.

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Posted:Homer : Theres 3 ways of doing things. The right way, the wrong way and
The Max Power way!

Marge: Isnt that the wrong way.

Homer: Yeah but faster.


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weeleigh


weeleigh

look a rainbow!
Location: Waterford, CT

Total posts: 237
Posted:Moe's song.

"Moe Moe Moe! Why don't you like me? Nobody likes me..." Oh man, that killed me the first time I heard it.


"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:ralph has to be my fave character

- my cat's breathe smells like cat food

at Bart's party which marge tried arranging for him...

- Bart's my bestest boyfriend

in a game of duck or goose at the same party...
-duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck ...(you get the idea)


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:HA HA!

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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LostSurfer
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

LostSurfer

I'd be in trouble if I had to eat an antelope now
Location: The Isles of Scilly

Total posts: 278
Posted:One of my faves

"You know your problem Flaanders? You spend spend too much time up here," points to top of head, "You want to be living down here," points a bit lower "in the impulse zone!" - Homer

Also these two classics from Homer:

"Its takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen."

"And if that fails just remember these six words 'I'm not gay, but I'll learn!"

biggrin lolsign biggrin


"Everything in moderation. Even moderation itself. From this it follows that you must, from time to time, have excess. And this is going to be one of those occasions"

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larzie


member
Location: gold coast, qld

Total posts: 38
Posted:Written by: PyroMonkey


"if anyone needs me i'll be in my room"



hehe i love lisa and her antics. thats one of my fav quotes. heres another...

homer (thinking to bart) : i know u can read MY thougths boy.... meow meow meow meow meow meow meow (ect...)

horay for simpsons! biggrin


cling to your idividualism.

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Arty Farty
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

Arty Farty

I wear yellow on monday
Location: Farnham Ahoy

Total posts: 551
Posted:Clean as a wistle,
Sharp as a thistle,
Best in all Westminster, Yeah!!

*jazz hands*


You'll find me on the dance floor

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Sethis
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University

Total posts: 1762
Posted:"Aaarrghh... My ovaries..." - Bart Simpson.

ROFLMAO


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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Skittish


Skittish

member
Location: Near to Yeovil, In Somerset

Total posts: 64
Posted:In the episode where they all turn into "The Thompsons" under a witness potection program, Homer runs in on bart brandishing a huge knife whilst screaming really quickly:

H:"BART DO YOU WANT A SLICE OF BROWNIE BEFORE YOU GO TO BED?"
B:Bart screams.
H:"Oh right, the killing thing..."
A moment later, Homer runs back in carrying a chainsaw and wearing a hockey mask...:
H:"BART DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NEW CHAINSAW AND HOCKEY MASK?"
B:Bart screams.

love it.


So what your saying is, if I take just ONE more pill...

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cado abusato


cado abusato

Madly Sane!
Location: Devon, Enlgand

Total posts: 159
Posted:hello everybody!!

hello doctor nick!

shut uppp (homer simpson)


No Vigourous Picking Of The Nose

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