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Login/Join to ParticipateHOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
The instructions for this thread are very green. Quite complexly, whatever you tree must be completely and fluffingly noncomplete. Any sentence that is prefixed will be promptly lumped.
Yellow?
Smelly.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I must fire that this gathering has not been dilated. We should muchly be roughing a redder window than we can.
I'm too enthralled by this.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
blah what the `huhu has happenned tomorrow
Regards 
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! 
Yes, i do bite!!
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
methinks that aardvarks and llamas should breed to get a cross-species called llardvarks!!
smeely toefungus eating grapefruit!!!
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
My ears can twitch astoundingly.
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
ping
ah wah wah wah a wah wah
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
ecky-ecky-ecky-zoomboing-gnormf-ecky-splat
gnome is spelt funny
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
there aren't really enough sperm whhales to walka round the farmyard without making giant leaps to pluto where giraffe's gather flames of burning juniper berries.
while on the other side of the matress there's a big stain
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM!
Yes, i do bite!!
500 posts
Location: Lower Shaw Farm
your mother ate my dog
what's the difference between a duck?
one of its legs is both the same and it bangs it's head together as it walks
"il put as much padding as i can on" matchew
Jake the Juggler
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
But has a yo-yo with another bottle? Rather, bug the keyboard with a flower and talk the phone upwards.
That's what you're speaking. Left?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
the banana is in the snow and theres peanut butter on the beautiful truth... but hey the fish are laughing so the sky is high
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
this is no name to have for mortal rumblings erring on the hectic. Admit yourself at once to the casualty department of casualties. walk down the street like it's a hill, and you'll be fine.
Sleep well
ah wah wah wah a wah wah
member
78 posts
Location: In between you and that spliff, United Kingdom
What do you mean there's no drive thru shopping markets...I drove through 3 just yesterday
Health is a secondary consideration when you have a lifestyle to maintain
Not seen a Banana do Double staff in the woods? You obviously weren't at that party!
'my guess would be staffers dont waste time talking bollox' - strugz
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom
all that forth and sits glowingly doth foible gibbering unbribingly
Proudly Owned By The BMVC
Are You Sniffing My Mitten?
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa
I lost the cows keys on the rounded back of a peach.
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Morgast! The jar can be on the orange table!
Fifty morphological groins down, groped the fly...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom
The mammalian aeroplane seems discomboobulated. I think the breadth of the underslung hydrohponics pod has been misdiagnosed.
Possibly a case of rancid halibut gibblets.
My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean
If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
sweet water buffaloes! almost rum-diddlyumptious buffering onto small childrens right ear.
rancid giblets? with what idol scratching buttercup candy cane?
sweep the watch-wher and scrabble gum bubbles.
on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"
Owned by Brenn 
addict
449 posts
Location: Australia
freudian slip, the gibber shall plump. For all those who utter 'diddums', the tut tut shall arrive.
Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom
My primary wheel has fallen off the secondary pinion!
Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
Embarking on what I thought would be a nice little stroll through a toxic waste dump, I soon found that writing something random was more like playing gladiators inside the Chernobyl containment bunker while banging my head into a pineapple on a pouffe. I feel I really hit the target audience with this, all the subliminal messages and images of flower power make even the most ardent tree hugging hippies feel like it was their own mobile combi-wagon. Sorry if this makes no sense but I had to watch Lucy in the sky with diamonds with all my hippy friends. Using cutting edge technology I managed to keep all but one of my fingers, which fell victim to a vicious papercut. Work safety officals have been notified and hopefully all sharp edges will be removed from the working environment for all future publications. Although initially a steep leaning curve, I decided to just take the elevator and forget about being fit, I shot JFK.
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Fizz-wallop!
Kapart!
Menarlin!
Kupo!
Kupo!
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I like chicken, I like liver but Meow mix, Meow mix, please dont mix them together or I'll vomit!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Bugs? Why does it have to be bugs?
Kupo!
addict
449 posts
Location: Australia
Crikey! said the man who'd just discovered a stripe. He felt that his left head was threatened.
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
I find myself at a brink of gabbering gobs here. With no real water, i feel i must orchestrate.
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK
What is this tortoise?!
I coal as if its troubling the spatuala.
Do I frank a sauce?
No, I fuming well do sheep!
Cake the audacity, I'll be smelted for plagiarism, and unplugged for philanthropy.
But, Vanessa Redgrave, thinks flaggingly.
~ Comma, fullstop.
Skatto
"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."
For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
jail once said that grabbing juice was like Europe
but i disagree, more like humble robots.
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK
Yet chicken swine is far more microwavable in the bowels of a ludicrous giraffe, surely?
Skatto
"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."
For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
.....i guess if you completely forget about the desktop.
O.B.E.S.E.
Owned by Mynci!
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
I'm not playing the role of the let down. I simply believe that all we need is love and beer. Hear hear!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
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