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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:The instructions for this thread are very green. Quite complexly, whatever you tree must be completely and fluffingly noncomplete. Any sentence that is prefixed will be promptly lumped.

Yellow?

Smelly.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:I must fire that this gathering has not been dilated. We should muchly be roughing a redder window than we can.

I'm too enthralled by this.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:blah what the `huhu has happenned tomorrow

Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:methinks that aardvarks and llamas should breed to get a cross-species called llardvarks!!

smeely toefungus eating grapefruit!!!


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 643
Posted:My ears can twitch astoundingly.

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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hexagonic


hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1687
Posted:ping

ah wah wah wah a wah wah

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now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:ecky-ecky-ecky-zoomboing-gnormf-ecky-splat

gnome is spelt funny


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:there aren't really enough sperm whhales to walka round the farmyard without making giant leaps to pluto where giraffe's gather flames of burning juniper berries.

while on the other side of the matress there's a big stain


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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JtJ


JtJ

Check ya later
Location: Lower Shaw Farm

Total posts: 500
Posted:your mother ate my dog

what's the difference between a duck?

one of its legs is both the same and it bangs it's head together as it walks

"il put as much padding as i can on" matchew


Jake the Juggler

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:But has a yo-yo with another bottle? Rather, bug the keyboard with a flower and talk the phone upwards.

That's what you're speaking. Left?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Psycho_lemming
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

Psycho_lemming

Running hippy spinning lemming
Location: Scotland

Total posts: 15
Posted:the banana is in the snow and theres peanut butter on the beautiful truth... but hey the fish are laughing so the sky is high biggrin

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...

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hexagonic


hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1687
Posted:this is no name to have for mortal rumblings erring on the hectic. Admit yourself at once to the casualty department of casualties. walk down the street like it's a hill, and you'll be fine.

Sleep well smile


ah wah wah wah a wah wah

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Chumpy
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Chumpy

member
Location: In between you and that spliff...

Total posts: 78
Posted:What do you mean there's no drive thru shopping markets...I drove through 3 just yesterday

Health is a secondary consideration when you have a lifestyle to maintain

Not seen a Banana do Double staff in the woods? You obviously weren't at that party!

'my guess would be staffers dont waste time talking bollox' - strugz

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VampyricAcid
SILVER Member since Jun 2005

VampyricAcid

veteran
Location: My House, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1286
Posted:all that forth and sits glowingly doth foible gibbering unbribingly

Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?

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JonnyRok
BRONZE Member since May 2005

JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa

Total posts: 446
Posted:I lost the cows keys on the rounded back of a peach.

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Morgast! The jar can be on the orange table!

Fifty morphological groins down, groped the fly...

shrug


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 833
Posted:The mammalian aeroplane seems discomboobulated. I think the breadth of the underslung hydrohponics pod has been misdiagnosed.

Possibly a case of rancid halibut gibblets.


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:sweet water buffaloes! almost rum-diddlyumptious buffering onto small childrens right ear.

rancid giblets? with what idol scratching buttercup candy cane?

sweep the watch-wher and scrabble gum bubbles.


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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Groovy_Dream
SILVER Member since May 2005

Groovy_Dream

addict
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 449
Posted:freudian slip, the gibber shall plump. For all those who utter 'diddums', the tut tut shall arrive.

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darkness-before
GOLD Member since Apr 2007

darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:My primary wheel has fallen off the secondary pinion!

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Embarking on what I thought would be a nice little stroll through a toxic waste dump, I soon found that writing something random was more like playing gladiators inside the Chernobyl containment bunker while banging my head into a pineapple on a pouffe. I feel I really hit the target audience with this, all the subliminal messages and images of flower power make even the most ardent tree hugging hippies feel like it was their own mobile combi-wagon. Sorry if this makes no sense but I had to watch Lucy in the sky with diamonds with all my hippy friends. Using cutting edge technology I managed to keep all but one of my fingers, which fell victim to a vicious papercut. Work safety officals have been notified and hopefully all sharp edges will be removed from the working environment for all future publications. Although initially a steep leaning curve, I decided to just take the elevator and forget about being fit, I shot JFK.

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Fizz-wallop!
Kapart!
Menarlin!
Kupo!


Kupo!

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:I like chicken, I like liver but Meow mix, Meow mix, please dont mix them together or I'll vomit!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Bugs? Why does it have to be bugs?

Kupo!

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Groovy_Dream
SILVER Member since May 2005

Groovy_Dream

addict
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 449
Posted:Crikey! said the man who'd just discovered a stripe. He felt that his left head was threatened.

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:I find myself at a brink of gabbering gobs here. With no real water, i feel i must orchestrate.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Skatto
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK

Total posts: 687
Posted:What is this tortoise?!

I coal as if its troubling the spatuala.
Do I frank a sauce?

No, I fuming well do sheep!

Cake the audacity, I'll be smelted for plagiarism, and unplugged for philanthropy.

But, Vanessa Redgrave, thinks flaggingly.

~ Comma, fullstop.


Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:jail once said that grabbing juice was like Europe
but i disagree, more like humble robots.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Skatto
GOLD Member since Jan 2007

Skatto

Walking on whims...
Location: Eastbourne, UK

Total posts: 687
Posted:Yet chicken swine is far more microwavable in the bowels of a ludicrous giraffe, surely?

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:.....i guess if you completely forget about the desktop.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:I'm not playing the role of the let down. I simply believe that all we need is love and beer. Hear hear!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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