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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
The instructions for this thread are very green. Quite complexly, whatever you tree must be completely and fluffingly noncomplete. Any sentence that is prefixed will be promptly lumped.

Yellow?

Smelly.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yip yip m'dip plip.

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
Blue
Indians
Tend to
Catch
Head-colds

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
one fine day in the middle of the night
two dead men got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other

Hows that for a green housefly marlin? Try not the teeth of ferrets, but the fandango eats flavoured moths. However, nasty record floats White Deer Park.

Verily i eat my foot. Dingbat fraggle masticate buckyballs. Frankly!

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
whether you do or dont dig the blue thing, theres always coffee in the pot

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
yes, i philip! don't try to squeek i frank!

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: =Flashpoint=


one fine day in the middle of the night
two dead men got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other




One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this storys true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


heyahoneyBRONZE Member
Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA


Posted:
jason recieves braincontinuiously in the library while michelle brushes his back hair at lunch

Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Why oh why did the Moon Guy Fly?
I know why, he ate a pie...

Did my eyes just see a lemon pee?
Or was it someones destiny?
If fish could thwack, they'd try to fly?
Is Trevor eating vellum dye?

Join me, flipwocks and bellystones, for an aftermorning zook!
Please dont tread on the hairs, they wibble when alarmed.

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
my revenge shall be salty!

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


acidtripSILVER Member
journeyman
92 posts
Location: plymouth sumtimes in northampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
moon cakes r like that

if it doesent burn try harder


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
sweet from all the salt the enginaire bolted on the jelly sauce, like that but not...

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
if cheeses couldn't fly, id be a new pen.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Oh, he'd chopsticked this plastic?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
a group of magpies is called a "tiding"

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Psycho_lemmingSILVER Member
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland


Posted:
there's chocolate on the candlestick so i'm standing under bread

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
with just enough space to stear clear of the butter, because it might eat you

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
because butter is related to armadillos and they have spikes that make your tongue turn orange

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Sky? She hasn't underlined that.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
nor has the octapus relised that it can fly using radar legs ona sunday rainy night, followed by thursday last month.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Flag flag flag flag flaaaaoooog

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


SeraphireHoP's Original Smelly-Hippie-Scum-Bag
270 posts
Location: Under your stairs


Posted:
because upon deciding that your marshmellows need emotional angelcakes from discombumbulated quadralaterals. Null Hypothocised Hippopotommussssss'sss tobogan sweet trouserpressed slopes of toothpaste.

Music gives Soul to the Universe, Wings to the Mind, Flight to the Imagination and Life to Everything.

Educate yourself in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! hug

dsei.org Stop The Arms Trade!


Stormy, Queen of VodkaThe HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK


Posted:
Well sometimes squishy mc squish goes from his metal chicken house to purchase cloud eating cows whilst drinking dog food

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
and the people from the back see a cow, and dance to the 'shake and hippy' drinking dog. cows dance too ya know

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Dog food tastes of cats.

I like small cheddar. Please whiffle my horse, it has just fluffed.

Once again I ask me to be quiet. Dont east the fallen fly, sugar frosted even break.

Northbynorthwest lies the forgotten flar flar hole notwithstanding an acre.

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
moo said the flying armadillo

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
my eyes are pies and yours are lies...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
od i sey eip ekil i

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
And I am surfing in wales with aussies and stereo tonics and trucks so whose lethal without a new knife poi i gots a bit of the gig is down the way to come up for bit closer than a teeny bit late tomorrow earlier and might write it all...strong necks I might always be I will sell enough before you untied what Caela went over...

(from my firend daisy and a bit form me)

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
however still does or not decided in my annual confusion..........

confused

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


funky_hatseating apples with chopsticks can be rather difficult
167 posts
Location: Perth, Western Australia


Posted:
but my discman allways tells the people i have to be late... and my purple pet beaver has just ate the tequila flavored onion!!!

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