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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
The instructions for this thread are very green. Quite complexly, whatever you tree must be completely and fluffingly noncomplete. Any sentence that is prefixed will be promptly lumped.

Yellow?

Smelly.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Wunt the flungs go milik milk ping pong eliphantiasis?

(I feel like James Joyce)

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


grasshoppahBRONZE Member
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA


Posted:
You are going down the street in your canoe, and you lose a wheel.
How many pancakes does it take to fill up a dog house?

NONE! Ice Cream doesnt have bones.

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.


Flame BoyGOLD Member
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1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
I don't sausage

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Just so's I can't be the first person to don't it...

What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same.

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
A man walks into a horse.....
Moo

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


grasshoppahBRONZE Member
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA


Posted:
bip flack

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.


nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
When like with the snuh monks of wu-lala mafling quack. Sqank.

So within the evenings of night there were lying beasties named steve and quentin and sebastian and ovivia and marmaduke within rabid melting crackers.

Where is the beast? The beast is in the cheese.

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


grasshoppahBRONZE Member
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA


Posted:
The beast is definatly in the cheese, Although i have seen the beast other places, like mexico.

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
As I was walking, the jam swam up.

Moo

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


grasshoppahBRONZE Member
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA


Posted:
i think the beast keeps moo-ing.

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
So what if the house keeps falling?



Moo

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Flame boy are thouest the beeeeeeeeeeeeast? Yis.

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


grasshoppahBRONZE Member
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA


Posted:
the sky was yellow and the sun was blue.

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
The beast was there all along...only no-one can see him as he is cold.

As for you - what did the watching say?

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Pliffle.

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


Flame BoyGOLD Member
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1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
Like I said before " moo " !

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
its the difference between life and a big purple raffle jacket.

oi mister is that a pixie on your turnip? or is your mother just rare....

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


_khan_SILVER Member
old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA


Posted:
my mother's not rare, it's just that the jar broke on the ceiling and now all the marbles are flicking their wings at my toes.

taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
And then they all just slid off the paper onto the custard getting very high as the blimp flew through their shoes taking their food as they hung from the cliffs telling knock-knock jokes to the large bouncing ball going to Falmouth to spin his elephants.






Moo

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


_khan_SILVER Member
old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA


Posted:
And the elephants are not muddy from picking flowers when they stick their trunks in your ears to whisper "duende."

taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco


nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Fumping Hills, there's a wombat on my army.

Off to wompwawa, little wombat, my son.

How true.

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
OI! Get off my elephant, there are plenty of other slides to go up over there on the moon

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Road-horse! You're a road-horse!

Where'd you learn to plough, the moon?

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ive started thinking that almost certainly this thread wouldnt go well with jam in a sandwich.

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Well, Flame Boy, the conundrum is whether to prepontificate the certainty with telephonic alacrity. Personally, I micturate positively.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well spread, Lightning, but I feel i have to point out I did not understand a single banana of that!

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
oh please your bonging up the right bush
and on the bottom of the ship the bugger you are spreading was not fornicated in the correct formate

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


_khan_SILVER Member
old hand
768 posts
Location: San Francisco, California, USA


Posted:
but cracked glass? who waffled the leis while laying the layered layovers? lay me down to sleep on the nails. brass tacks. i don't like unicorns.

taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco


grasshoppahBRONZE Member
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA


Posted:
the beast is on fire.

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Ggrrrarrr, raccoons with purple and yellow stripes are flying out of my toilet. the hippos are invading. silver spoon.

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



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