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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:The instructions for this thread are very green. Quite complexly, whatever you tree must be completely and fluffingly noncomplete. Any sentence that is prefixed will be promptly lumped.

Yellow?

Smelly.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:Wunt the flungs go milik milk ping pong eliphantiasis?

(I feel like James Joyce)


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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grasshoppah
grasshoppah

HoP is teh suxor.
Location: Tampa, Florida
Member Since: 4th Nov 2003
Total posts: 425
Posted:You are going down the street in your canoe, and you lose a wheel.
How many pancakes does it take to fill up a dog house?

NONE! Ice Cream doesnt have bones.


Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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Flame Boy
Flame Boy

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Location: Out
Member Since: 13th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1508
Posted:I don't sausage

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:Just so's I can't be the first person to don't it...

What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same.


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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Flame Boy
Flame Boy

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Location: Out
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Total posts: 1508
Posted:A man walks into a horse.....
Moo


AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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grasshoppah
grasshoppah

HoP is teh suxor.
Location: Tampa, Florida
Member Since: 4th Nov 2003
Total posts: 425
Posted:bip flack

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:When like with the snuh monks of wu-lala mafling quack. Sqank.

So within the evenings of night there were lying beasties named steve and quentin and sebastian and ovivia and marmaduke within rabid melting crackers.

Where is the beast? The beast is in the cheese.


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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grasshoppah
grasshoppah

HoP is teh suxor.
Location: Tampa, Florida
Member Since: 4th Nov 2003
Total posts: 425
Posted:The beast is definatly in the cheese, Although i have seen the beast other places, like mexico.

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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Flame Boy
Flame Boy

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Posted:As I was walking, the jam swam up.

Moo


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grasshoppah
grasshoppah

HoP is teh suxor.
Location: Tampa, Florida
Member Since: 4th Nov 2003
Total posts: 425
Posted:i think the beast keeps moo-ing.

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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Flame Boy
Flame Boy

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Posted:So what if the house keeps falling?



Moo


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nearly_all_gone
nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:Flame boy are thouest the beeeeeeeeeeeeast? Yis.

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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grasshoppah
grasshoppah

HoP is teh suxor.
Location: Tampa, Florida
Member Since: 4th Nov 2003
Total posts: 425
Posted:the sky was yellow and the sun was blue.

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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Flame Boy
Flame Boy

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Posted:The beast was there all along...only no-one can see him as he is cold.

As for you - what did the watching say?


AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:Pliffle.

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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Flame Boy
Flame Boy

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Posted:Like I said before " moo " !

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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stroo
stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2003
Total posts: 799
Posted:its the difference between life and a big purple raffle jacket.

oi mister is that a pixie on your turnip? or is your mother just rare....


Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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_khan_
_khan_

old hand
Location: San Francisco, California, USA
Member Since: 17th Nov 2004
Total posts: 768
Posted:my mother's not rare, it's just that the jar broke on the ceiling and now all the marbles are flicking their wings at my toes.

taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco

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Flame Boy
Flame Boy

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Posted:And then they all just slid off the paper onto the custard getting very high as the blimp flew through their shoes taking their food as they hung from the cliffs telling knock-knock jokes to the large bouncing ball going to Falmouth to spin his elephants.






Moo


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_khan_
_khan_

old hand
Location: San Francisco, California, USA
Member Since: 17th Nov 2004
Total posts: 768
Posted:And the elephants are not muddy from picking flowers when they stick their trunks in your ears to whisper "duende."

taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco

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Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:Fumping Hills, there's a wombat on my army.

Off to wompwawa, little wombat, my son.

How true.


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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Flame Boy
Flame Boy

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Posted:OI! Get off my elephant, there are plenty of other slides to go up over there on the moon

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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nearly_all_gone

Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:Road-horse! You're a road-horse!

Where'd you learn to plough, the moon?


What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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Flame Boy
Flame Boy

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Posted:Ive started thinking that almost certainly this thread wouldnt go well with jam in a sandwich.

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Well, Flame Boy, the conundrum is whether to prepontificate the certainty with telephonic alacrity. Personally, I micturate positively.

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Flame Boy
Flame Boy

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Posted:Well spread, Lightning, but I feel i have to point out I did not understand a single banana of that!

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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The Real Fryed Fish
God's illgitament son
Location: state of confusion
Member Since: 2nd Jun 2004
Total posts: 1489
Posted:oh please your bonging up the right bush
and on the bottom of the ship the bugger you are spreading was not fornicated in the correct formate


You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too

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_khan_
_khan_

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Location: San Francisco, California, USA
Member Since: 17th Nov 2004
Total posts: 768
Posted:but cracked glass? who waffled the leis while laying the layered layovers? lay me down to sleep on the nails. brass tacks. i don't like unicorns.

taken out of context i must seem so strange
~ ani di franco

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grasshoppah
grasshoppah

HoP is teh suxor.
Location: Tampa, Florida
Member Since: 4th Nov 2003
Total posts: 425
Posted:the beast is on fire.

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:Ggrrrarrr, raccoons with purple and yellow stripes are flying out of my toilet. the hippos are invading. silver spoon.

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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