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CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
hmmm... I thought I'd start the most ridiculous thread :

this is the thread where all the gossip can feed, the thread where we can all spread rumours on eachother ...

let me start with ...

Dom likes penguins
Kali likes shrekking
Glass 's balls glow under UV light

... anybody care to share the rumours they've heard ???

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:


There's a price on your head now boy!!

You better grow eyes in the back of your head gringo, cause I'll be waiting for you, 'round every corner, in every alleyway and in every dark foreboding shadow, I'll be there, watching, waiting. I'll be in your thoughts in the day and in your worst nightmares at night and just when you think you're safe.....

BOOM!!

That's when I'll be there.............

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
He says u can suck his dick but he's hiding coz he's scared -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Tell him I'll take his shrivelled up little worm and feed it through an industrial shredder...with him still attached, and then send him a piece every week for 6 months!!!

Oh yeah you can also give him this....



tell him he can kick it around to his hearts content!!!

[ 24 September 2002, 03:17: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
He said if you're only sending piece a day for 6 six months you'll have trouble getting them into a post box - lol

[ 24 September 2002, 03:24: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Oh no, they'll be delivered by hand to the rock he's hiding under.

Did you give him that ashtray?

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Yes but he ate it - sorry.

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Ate it?

Oh good cause here I have the remote for the C4 that's packed in it!!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
He says you'll have to buy the batteries for it off him or use the ones out of your vibrator.

So do you have a vibrator then?

I heard that you had a musical blow up sheep?

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Well you know, I actually brought new batteries especially for the job.....



Well, either he's dead or he's sh*t it out!!

As for my blow-up sheep I havent seen it for a while, must've got lost somewhere, kind of miss it though..........

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
It'll cost u, we're getting quite attached

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Ah well, you can keep it.

Feeling quite happy today not entirely sure why though but what the hell.....
Cant wait until the 4th, sooooo looking forward to it and you better be there buddy-boy otherwise mama-san's gonna be whoopin yo punk-ass all the way to the park an back home again!!! I know where you live remember and if ur not there I'll just ambush you when you arrive!!! I have the patience of a saint and can wait forever.........

whats up with all the limitations?


AlienfoxSILVER Member
member
130 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Kurobei and Smallboy, stop flirting or rumours will start!

- Alienfox -


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I wonder what rhread the roumours would start in? ho hum..

Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
I heard that I am gonna hopefully be doing mush for the first time this weekend. But that could jus be a malicious rumour

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
I also heard that mr Aardvaark is a supa computa who doesn't answer his PM's.

Honestly tho, maybe someone that lives by him should check up on him. he has benn logged onto MSN for at least the last 4 days

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I hear that Jez likes to watch neighbours coz he fancies Harold Bishop, and thinks he looks cute in his salvation army uniform

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
I heard Kurobei is having a nervous breakdown!!

whats up with all the limitations?


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
kuro, you on msn? (I am markp-at-lemonia.org )

Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Yes mate but only at home:
theremedyrich@hotmail.com

whats up with all the limitations?


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
cool your added.

Rumour has it that markp has a new toy to play with - Instant messenger

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I hear that this thread is WAYYYYYYYYYY too off topic to bring back from the brink but I could be wrong.

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Well, I heard that several members of HOP are totally addicted to this forum, and as a result haven't been laid for months. Naturally, they're all a bit randy now, so sexual tension is flying thick and strong. I also heard they're almost at the virtual swinging stage - taking the concept of fire swinging to a whole new level.

Has anyone else noticed that "boy" smell in here? *sprays some nice smelling hippy stuff*

God - it's only your Autumn up there - can't imagine how stir crazy you're all gonna get in the next 6 months.

O yeah - and I heard that Cass is gonna get shpongleated with a bunch of spun aussie hippies.

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SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
and that particular rumour refers to......lol

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by flash fire:
Well, I heard that several members of HOP are totally addicted to this forum, and as a result haven't been laid for months.
Months? If only it was JUST months...

I've always said that being a medical student is kind of like being a priest, but it seems like priests get laid more...

(Yes, I know I'm going to hell. What else is new?)

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Awwwww mate, I have a load of nympho ex girlfriends that would sort you out if you're interested????

That is if you're telling the truth about all those anatomy classes and stuff........they're all a bit depressed that I wont be going shagging them again and need some cheering up -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by MikeGinny:
Months? If only it was JUST months...

(Yes, I know I'm going to hell. What else is new?)

awww MikeG! You certainly are going to Hell - Hels Bells that is!!!

If you're a good boy, and do exactly what I tell you, then I'm sure we can sort this problem out together

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I heard that smallboy has recently bought the entire collection of neighbours (right back from when it started) because he secretly has a thang for mrs mangel! FRIUTCAKE!!

also i heard that Jez is a watermelon with 3 arms

Bambam likes the feather and hairdryer trick!

That bananas and oranges have swapped colours for the week

Mark P is a avid fan of blow football

[ 27 September 2002, 22:07: Message edited by: THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE ]

Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
In the U.S. they now call Football Soccer, and Soccer football

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Lolli reckons it's not big and it's not clever.

I don't know what she's talking about but hey....imagination runs away......lol.

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
I heard Kurobei's brain is hurting but don't know why as he never uses it for anything!!!

whats up with all the limitations?


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