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CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
hmmm... I thought I'd start the most ridiculous thread :

this is the thread where all the gossip can feed, the thread where we can all spread rumours on eachother ...

let me start with ...

Dom likes penguins
Kali likes shrekking
Glass 's balls glow under UV light

... anybody care to share the rumours they've heard ???

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
Small Boy likes girls too much
Charles eats Marmite (and a few other people too apparently)
Rozy owns a Phoenix called Bob who does not watch as much football as my unicorn
...

will keep you updated

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
*looks around slyly and wispers in Cass's ear*

Well..I heard that SmallBoy's obsession with girls is just a cover up...if you know what I mean...

Az abouve, So below...


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Damn, overdid it didn't I???

Well I heard that Fairy Queens take it up the arhhhhh there you are fluffy......now where did you get to.....lol

Sorry that was going to end in stairs....

How do you define too much BTW???

Not a cover-up, just acting up to this "reputation" thing that I've apparently been branded wiv......honest - Teehee....
You could all stop being so fit....justa thought.

[ 05 September 2002, 03:59: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


SmokyDavySILVER Member
Do my poi look too small in this?
394 posts
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Posted:
I heard there's going to be a Superman Vs. Batman movie, and its being done by the guy who directed "Requiem for a Dream"

I also heard that Dom isn't a REAL blonde!

THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIREmember
192 posts
Location: London


Posted:
i heard that malcolm is actually a purple frog who says "moo" as regularly as a clock that some people set their watch by him,
and keep this under your hat but someone told me that he once mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble, as large as a dinosaur's!! seriously mubmle, mumble, mumble, mumble, with a giant chicken on his elbow!!! beat that!

I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
Shhhhh about the purple frog! (cass might postpone her trip to the UK in favour of flying to NZ to see him )

KaliBRONZE Member
member
577 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany


Posted:
Orange's balls are orange and I asked him if I could play with them at the EJC.
DFQ and I are getting married or something like that. Maybe I just wish we were.
Kali enjoys Cassandra's PMS.

And I do indeed enjoy Shrekking, but I wasn't the one that suggested we add the Finnish to the mix, nor do I believe I was the one that suggested we perform gingerbread man mutilation repeatedly. Cassandra, you naughty little devil.

Beauty is the conscious sum of all our perversions.-Salvador DaliHope without action is hopeless.


MalcolmSAPPHIRE Member
HOP admin
1,063 posts
Location: New Zealand


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE:
i heard that malcolm is actually a purple frog who says "moo" as regularly as a clock that some people set their watch by him,
and keep this under your hat but someone told me that he once mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble, as large as a dinosaur's!! seriously mubmle, mumble, mumble, mumble, with a giant chicken on his elbow!!! beat that!

Moo

May your balls always burn


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
I just found out that Cassandra is really Cassandre... but don't tell her that I told you!

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


MalcolmSAPPHIRE Member
HOP admin
1,063 posts
Location: New Zealand


Posted:
Charles likes playing with Latex

Moo!

May your balls always burn


Mean not nice guy, that is friendlymember
92 posts
Location: Nowhere,Anywere/the middle of somewhere


Posted:
I heard i'm from an old postee that decide his name was stupid.......Don't tell know onez!
*ewok helps him slip out the window and down to a getaway car that is a copy of the old 'bat-mobile'
that has nu-skool booster charges. And they make away all X-men style.*
"Snootch-to-da-Nootch"
_____________________
Have no fear,I is here.

vaperloc...the mightylook @my member
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas


Posted:
umm I wear spiderman boxers and ...oh this is for other people ......well then .

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all


SickpuPpyNinja Rockstar!
1,100 posts
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.


Posted:
Vivian told me that Neil is a filthy hippie, and that Rick is a complete bastard......

Jesus helps me trick people.


nomadBRONZE Member
retired
356 posts
Location: Paris, France


Posted:
Cassandra is a man
Pele and PWB are the same person
NYC likes little schoolboys

Nomad

FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
some one told me that flynt was a girl.....

oh no wait, thats true!

hehe

Currently on the right side up of the world.


SmokyDavySILVER Member
Do my poi look too small in this?
394 posts
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Posted:
I heard that fire dancing is the DEVIL!!!

RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Well, duh, everyone knows that firetwirlers are devil worshippers

But did you know that C@ntus controls everyone's left earlobe?
And Dom has had special stilt implants in his legs to make him that tall? (He is saving up to have springs installed so he can leap tall buildings in a single bound)
And Glass roams rooftops like some sort of firetwirling vampire?

(BTW, my phoenix is a West Bromwich Albion supporter )

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


PrometheusDiamond In The Rough
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia


Posted:
As you're reading this, I'm secretly hacking into the NORAD database and illegally accessing the defense condition simulator called W.O.P.R., in an attempt to play a computer game called Global Thermonuclear War.

Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
quote:
DFQ and I are getting married or something like that. Maybe I just wish we were
Kool, I wish you were too, u look so cute together.

quote:
NYC likes little schoolboys
As long as that's not SmallBoys then it's ok....

Jez is currently visiting pluto to try and make some friends
Lolli is actually Strawberry flavour
HotSparks is currently suffering from split personality syndrome......(& that's a real one)
Whereas UCOF is suffering from no personality syndrome - lol (Sorry man didn't mean it, luv u really )

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Well, a lttle birdie told me that DFQ is the cutest thing to walk this planet.............

hmmmm, I wonder who that could have been..........

Also I heard that NYC does like little SmallBoys and I heard Flynt was a girl too, strange that.....

whats up with all the limitations?


Mineiromember
262 posts
Location: Edinburgh


Posted:
quote:
Charles eats Marmite (and a few other people too apparently)
how did this one get through....? is charles really a cannibal? or is there some innocent misunderstanding?

oh and if so then he should meet man eating kali....*ducks and runs for cover....again(sigh)*

brain replacement...anyone?


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
George Bush is Satan!

Tony Blair is his gimp.

Kat is an angel

Poi is about to be registered a new religion, headed by Archbishop Malcolm and Mother Pele!

I have seen the light!

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
How do you know Kali eats men?

Has this been done in front of you?

Does she need help? (with her head, not her eating habits!!)

[ 05 September 2002, 20:40: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


KatBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)


Posted:
George Bush is Satan!

Tony Blair is his gimp.

Kat is an angel

Poi is about to be registered a new religion, headed by Archbishop Malcolm and Mother Pele!

I have seen the light!

Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats


Jezaddict
642 posts
Location: UK, London


Posted:
I hear that pink poi actually loves purple!!!
Smallboy has plastic carpets in his house
DFQ is a prostitute (I saw you on that street corner with your pimp!!!!)
DFQ also has the ability to teleport as she always turns up in very random places
UCOF has a pet chimp which sometimes he sends out instead of him and noone notices!!

Disclaimer - All characters are fictional and any references to real people or chimps are purely coincidental

Disclaimer of the disclaimer - This may also not be true and there actually may be references to real people!!

'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Well i heard that Jez really loves the colour pink

And Pink Flags real name is Gutter Girl...

[ 05 September 2002, 21:16: Message edited by: Pink Poi ]

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
DFQ doesn't walk she floats gracefully.....or flies, after all she is a fairy.

And she now shares 1st place -

[ 05 September 2002, 22:10: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
yes, I confess... Cassandre is really my name (like dana) and yes ... i am a man ... and also I am gay because all those men are just too sexy to resist
And that one night I did mutilate the gingerbread man several times ... but Kali, we said we'd keep that for ourselves

I heard Bender the Offender is boring (and also i think he is a mutant ... I mean ... check out the cat's eyes !!!!!)

I like the fact that my grammar/english mistake about charles spreads the rumour that he is a cannibal ... soo ... yeah ... i did hear that CHarles eats people and also sometimes at night calls malcolm to have some "moo" discussions

I heard Kat has short term memory losses which is why she always has to post twice !!!

Boy am I having fun...

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
And did you know that the reason why Malcolm's cat is called 7 of 9 is that he killed the previous 6 cats setting them on fire and spinning them, doing the weave fast just because he knows it is a crowd pleaser

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


Mark PBRONZE Member
old hand
1,031 posts
Location: Bath, England


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Kurobei:
How do you know Kali eats men?

Has this been done in front of you?

Does she need help? (with her head, not her eating habits!!)

I would be careful what you say there Kurobei

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