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Cassandra


Cassandra

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Location: Back in Paris... for now !

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Posted:hmmm... I thought I'd start the most ridiculous thread :

this is the thread where all the gossip can feed, the thread where we can all spread rumours on eachother ...

let me start with ...

Dom likes penguins
Kali likes shrekking
Glass 's balls glow under UV light

... anybody care to share the rumours they've heard ???


"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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Kurobei


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Location: The Phire Kru

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Posted:ROFL @ Cass, Hehehe cheeky!!!

I heard Jessica likes being tied up!!!

I also heard a sad rumour that Kurobei may not be able to make it for the 4th/5th/6th, even though he wants to come more than anything, as he might have a gig that was sprung on him the other day!!! Fuckin promoters, I heard he had a row with the vocalist because of it and now he's pissed!!! But if nothing solid has been arranged he's gonna say "Fcuk it!!!" and come down!!


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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

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Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:I heard that these hangover things go away.....
I also heard that someone 3 streets away from my house is missing a traffic cone - lol
(Which was stupid coz I had some at the end of my road)


Small Lardy Person In Disguise

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Kurobei


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Location: The Phire Kru

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Posted:They do go away but it has to be the right kind of hangover!!!

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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:I have a purple hangover with a roof rack, and air-conditioning
Does that count?


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Kurobei


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Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:Ooooo, I think you'll need to loose the roof-rack mate!!!

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DarkFairyQueen


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Location: The Underworld

Total posts: 557
Posted:I hear that if Sir Kuro dosn't make it down for the spanki-I mean Clapham thing, he shall be forever labeled as a Homosexual with a shriveled Penis.

Az abouve, So below...

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Mark P
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Mark P

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Location: Bath, England

Total posts: 1031
Posted:Oh I didnt know the Clapham thing had turned kinky

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DarkFairyQueen


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Location: The Underworld

Total posts: 557
Posted:SURELY you knew I was going!

Az abouve, So below...

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Mark P
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Mark P

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Location: Bath, England

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Posted:lol well ok then, but I am not one to jump to conclusions

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Kurobei


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Location: The Phire Kru

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Posted:I thought I already was a homosexual with a shrivled penis.....................oh no DFQ, you ain't escaping honey, your ass is mine and you're gonna be soooooo sore when I've finished with you!!!!

Believe baby!!!!


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Huia


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Location: New Zealand

Total posts: 61
Posted:Crazy thread yeah?

Loving your life...loving your planet...loving yourself.

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Cassandra


Cassandra

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Posted:"your ass is gonna be so sore"

surely that's not a haiku, Kurobei, try again

Huia ... yep ... positively insane ... with some truth in it though


"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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Kurobei


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Location: The Phire Kru

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Posted:It's not Haiku Cass..........it's a promise!!!!

I hope you enjoy it DFQ I'll be gentle!!!!! hehehehe


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Mark P
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Mark P

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Location: Bath, England

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Posted:<packs his industrial spanking gloves ready for the Clapham thingy>

Muwhahahahaha!


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Cassandra


Cassandra

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Posted:

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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DarkFairyQueen


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Posted:Oh you'll be 'gentle' will you?

Thats not how you've made it sound so far!

I hear that not only is Kuro a ragging homo with a shriveled penis, he also makes light of things in public so no-one knows of his true evil tendancies.


Az abouve, So below...

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Wikkaman


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Posted:Well David Icke told me that Kuro is in fact the very Lizard of the start of the Really Wild Show, the one that tried to lift all of his legs at the same time and fell over. and he is a maryqueen with a bad case of micropenis.
Kurobei + DFQ check yo PM's.

[ 21 September 2002, 01:25: Message edited by: Wikkaman ]


The answer is never the answer. What's really interesting is the mystery. If you seek the mystery instead of the answer, you'll always be seeking. I've never seen anybody really find the answer-- they think they have, so they stop thinking. But the job is to seek mystery, evoke mystery, plant a garden in which strange plants grow and mysteries bloom. The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer.-- Ken Kesey

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Cassandra


Cassandra

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Posted:Mark P likes to wear women's clothes

(so do I ... does that make me a mad chemist ? )

DFQ is leaving HOP tonight not because she won't have internet access anymore but because she needs more time for her new hobbies : nose picking and dead fly hunting ...


"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE


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Total posts: 192
Posted:You remember that too!!!! oh that is so true...

I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa

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Huia


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Location: New Zealand

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Posted:Wow, dead fly hunting..that sounds hard.

Loving your life...loving your planet...loving yourself.

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Mark P
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Mark P

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Location: Bath, England

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Posted:Shhhhhh Cass! No-one is supposed to know it was just a little show for Rozi

DFQ - course I'll be gentle darling as long as you are too

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THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIRE


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Posted:I heard that this is now officially the second most posted post on this message board...second only to lady cass's wonderfully fan-dab-a-dosy intro thread

I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa

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Cassandra


Cassandra

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Posted:UCOF darling ... please don't get started on that , people start saying evil things ... and the amount of posts in a thread ... you know ? it's like the size of your penis (no, UCOF not YOUR penis ... I mean any penis) ... oh never mind

I heard that HOPers do not exist outside of my imagination ... but then I checked my jars and felt a certain relief

I heard that Mark likes to "shhhhhh" me ... but the truth will be revealed MWAH HA H AH AH


"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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Kurobei


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Posted:Hey DFQ, we'll be in a quiet little room, just me and you, no one will be able to hear you moan and I'll be gentle but It'll just take a long time to get it done, maybe a couple of hours.............

I'm gonna get you good girl, someone has to keep your uncontrolable cheekiness in check!!!!


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DarkFairyQueen


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Posted:Me? Kept in check?

MuahaAHAHAHAA!!!!

You have much to learn.



Az abouve, So below...

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Kurobei


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Location: The Phire Kru

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Posted:As do you my young apprentice, as do you.....

There is much to be witnessed and much to be taught but it will be a lesson that will remain with you forever and you will keep it close to you I think....


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Cassandra


Cassandra

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Posted:I heard there are lots of pheromones floating in the air lately

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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Kurobei


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Posted:I heard you're right Cass!!!

Now what are Pheromones kids?
And what do they do to people?

I also heard that its past some peoples bedtimes!!!!! heheheh lol


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lolli


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Location: playing with the pixies at the...

Total posts: 478
Posted:i hear that DFQ is gorgeous. even in a cowgirl hat

i also know shes going to be missed by me (and other hop ppl) on the boards especially when im not in london anymore

i hear that lolli is leaving london and will be living in sheffield as of 2 days time yay!

finally i hear that cass has started painting purdy colours on her jars to bring fluffy pretty things to all our lives




My spelling wobbles. its very good spelling but it wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong place

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Huia


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Posted:You know what i heard?? This guy, no names in here-thinks he's the man..hes such a player onlie!! I'd hate to see him in real life,, but as they say..different identity..anonomity of the internet..i reackon hes a bit shy...and yes it's past my bedtime...my mum isnt home.

Loving your life...loving your planet...loving yourself.

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