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CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
hmmm... I thought I'd start the most ridiculous thread :

this is the thread where all the gossip can feed, the thread where we can all spread rumours on eachother ...

let me start with ...

Dom likes penguins
Kali likes shrekking
Glass 's balls glow under UV light

... anybody care to share the rumours they've heard ???

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Post deleted by roarfire

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
I heard that Bugis has grown 10ft.

That UCOF & Simian really have a Pirate boat and have taken Tao Star hostage, and demand a 1,000,000,000,000 random. Or a Monkey call Bobekenstien.

I also heard that PyroWill has 22.2 fingers.

And that Mech has a Purple dress in his wardrobe.

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
that last one suprises me! mech? in a dress?

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


thegreatBJWoman! Not gay Man!
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish


Posted:
but that ones the least made up of all of them

I AM NOT A GAY MAN!


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
thegreatBJ is a gay bloke.

He just doesn't like to admit it.

wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


BansheeCatBRONZE Member
veteran
1,247 posts
Location: lost, Canada


Posted:
I heard rumour that 2bags bue fuzzy socks are being held hostage , imprisonned in a cabin in the woods on a strange small Canadian island. The few pictures that have leaked out suggest they were being tortured hideously by a crazed french woman, a witch and her minions... Some people say there was even a german with Nazi connections invited over to teach specialized torture techniques Apparently 2bags has ignored the ransom demands...

"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: thegreatBJ


but that ones the least made up of all of them




wink

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Did you know that Garth and Jonny UCoF are engaged to be married. I hear it's a bit of a shot gun wedding. Garthy is 3 months gone with triplets.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
I heard someone I going round telling newbies that i'm not actually the moon but i'm just pretending.

umm

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I heard Jon was covering up for the fact that he is terrified of the word "Nee!"

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
No im not.
and its actually spelt "Ni!"

eek
*jumps back in fear*

BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I hear Jon only dresses up as the moon because an ugly French cow hit him over the head with a lit staff. tongue

Oh, and

NIIII!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
i heard that theres a murderer hiding in amungst the hoppers, the police are loking for him in respect to a hit-and-run with some bird from down south

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I hear Ze Bubbles sometimes pops! eek

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


BansheeCatBRONZE Member
veteran
1,247 posts
Location: lost, Canada


Posted:
wow, pictoral evidence of 2bags socks being tortured in my gallery... who knew? Why doesn't he save them? Its so macarbe...
lol

"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."


pricklyleafSILVER Member
with added berries
1,365 posts
Location: Manchester, England (UK)


Posted:
I heard that pricklyleaf might have internet access again. For a while. And not too much to do. For a while.

Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
I heard off off someone (Simian I think...) that I beat up small children and steal their shoes...

Or something of that nature.

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
I heard that Doc Lightening harbours a secret love of vegemite.

And that Rouge Dragon has a rainbow penis.

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I heard that Clarence Quack had a rainbow penis to give tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
I heard that Rougies idea of 'playing with everyone...'



is a little on the dodgy side...

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
I heard Aunty George is off to whomp....

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I've heard george is a small man

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
I heard that having a moustace makes you feel like a bigger man!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I heard that movember is around the corner.

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
I heard that Pink was moving back to London again for a couple of months...

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
I heard that there is a Furry on the board.

Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
I read that i'm deaf.....

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


Fireinamember
143 posts
Location: Broomfield, Colorado


Posted:
I heard that Carcinogen Crush is finnally gonna be released...but it's a locked track on the new version of Guitar Hero. Here's to stealing music and feeling guilty thereafter!

"Watch those explosions in the sky and you'll go blind, but not this time. Will you live in hope or dark desire? What can I say? F*ck love give me fire." ~Cities Of Night by Blaqk Audio (Davey Havok)

Proudly MCRmy


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
I heard cigarettes give you cancer.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
I hear being in the sun to much makes you look like a prune when your 60.

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