JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
as some of you may have noticed, i have been missing an octopuss for quite some time. i'm starting to get distress, and i was wondering if any of you have seen it. its, um, kinda rubbery, has eight legs with lots of suckers on it. and it look like an octopuss. answers to "Yorek". if anybody has seen it, please pm me with contact details. there will likely be a chocolatey reward for information. it is very dear to me, i really hope it turns up soon. and not in sushi form frown

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
sorry, haven't found it.
but here's my own cry for octopus help: when I was in Cyprus last year I ate really tasty octopus in a sauce with red wine and cinnamon. If anyone has a recipe for that please help me smile (sorry sparkey hope this doesn't freak you out!!)

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


_So_BRONZE Member
Skinny poi maker
313 posts
Location: Moscow, Russia


Posted:
Sweet, sweet sparkey!
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeese tell more about your octopuss, we'll all be looking for him hug

PrometheusDiamond In The Rough
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia


Posted:
Alas, poor Yorek, I knew him, Horatio.
An octopus of infinite jest, and most excellent fancy... frown

Good luck.

Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
I saw an octopus going down my road dragging a cart full of stuff, he looked a bit anxious, I called out Yorek and he didnt look back just shook his head in dismay, plus I wouldnt say he had 'lots' of suckers only a fair few, perhaps this is not your octopus

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm starting to think that PyroWill has been kidnapped and replaced by a slightly more intelligent clone...

Meh


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
if that's happened then the world is doomed

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Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
stop being nasty to PyroWill! You can be evil all you want AFTER I got my massage and spag bol!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
i woke up a few days ago with lots of hickies, but no sign of him in the morning. typical! is he a love em and leave em type of octapus?

JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
well, miss faerie has informed me that yorek has turned up, and wishes not to leave. i'll miss it, but that's liffe

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
All you have to do is think: "If I were an octopuss (possibly with a cart full of stuff).....where would I be?"

cool

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JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
More bad new, guys. following a check back to see if Yorek was settling in to his new home, i learned that he has run off again, this time in the company of miss phaerie's cat. Has anybody seen an octopuss and a cat wandering around anywere in the world?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


DoktorSkellSILVER Member
addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia


Posted:
I saw a Cat trying to carry home a passed out drunk octopus the other day. i believe they had just come from Club Surreal.

If that was yorek i think you should check in on him man. He doesnt look good and i think the cat might be pregnant

Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
that'd be quite a feat, the cat's a dude. and what do you think i'm trying to do if not check up on him, i've been worried sick!

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


DoktorSkellSILVER Member
addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia


Posted:
I'm not surprised. To be honest i am seeing more and more octopusses turning homeless here in my home town. Heaven forbid he should end up in a deli

Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight


ilsanyamanic over a fence
798 posts
Location: Tas, Aus


Posted:
yes the octopuss problem is quite big here too. i'll check down at the local octopuss shelter for him, does he have a name tag?

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shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
octopi are great dancers.
and they can change colour at the snap of a sucker..!

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I saw an octopus the other day too... Actually, thinking about it, it might have been a cuttlefish...

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roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
...

confused

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


shen shuiSILVER Member
no excuses. no apologies.
1,799 posts
Location: aotearoa, New Zealand


Posted:
cuttlefish are squid.
they are both real cool!
yay!
squid have such cool thingies that they wiggle at stuff..!
yay for discovery!
hugdiscoveryhug

those that know, dont say. those that say, dont know.



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