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CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
hmmm... I thought I'd start the most ridiculous thread :

this is the thread where all the gossip can feed, the thread where we can all spread rumours on eachother ...

let me start with ...

Dom likes penguins
Kali likes shrekking
Glass 's balls glow under UV light

... anybody care to share the rumours they've heard ???

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
don't forget the little pc in the jar rozi! it has internet connections an' everything!

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIREmember
192 posts
Location: London


Posted:
ive heard nothing because ive been hiding in a hole in the ground surrounded by blues...which beat me everynight on the hour after malcolm goes moo.

I heard that my sister has sat on harold bishop's knee....and ive got the pictures to prove it!!

I also heard that casalrey is so small you can put him in a thimble

I haerd that dfq does bizzare things with glosticks...

I also heard that dom and his girlfriend goto the same hairdressers and go for the same style...hmm... curious cat.

two of the nicest things on the world go together perfectly....cheese and nutella...try it one day..

and finally..i heard that none of you uk poiers has read my post in events and gatherings (come on guys! im dying of poi people withdrawl symptoms!!

argh!
bleurgh!
flim flam, strawberry jam and spam

muhahaha!
budda budda
woo woo miaow!!!

I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa


DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
Whatever ya'll read about me is completely and utterly true. I may as well admit it now....

An UCOF - Eeebendy Moofin Splop?!
On ma way dude!

Az abouve, So below...


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
And that's why we luv you......you make us feel normal in comparison - lol

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
I knew it!!

DFQ is really the bringer of doom sent here to destroy us, she has an unquenchable thirst for blood and red slush puppy and she needs to be constantly reminded how cool she is otherwise her inferiority complex kicks in.
The only way to destroy her is to.....well I'm not sure I can say this here......SmallBoy, you know what to do, go get her!!!!!

[ 10 September 2002, 03:09: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Vot r u going to do!!???!!

Az abouve, So below...


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Sorry I know what to do with her?????
Surely that's not the way to kill Fairy Queens???
Keep them busy for 8 hours maybe.....

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
[Prods SmallBoy in ribs with elbow and whispers "That's what you're meant to do silly, keep her busy for 8 hours and her inferiority complex will have kicked in so far she won't be able to get out of it. Now go do your thing!"]

Alternatively we could just sit back and let her rule us all.................mmmmm

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Inferiority complex????
Nope, she might be too knackered to cause mischief or have passed out (See "better than sex thread" - lol) but can't see inferiority complex being an issue.......sorry are we talking about the same thing or do I need a second track for my warped little mind???? - ROFLMAO

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
I think the latter is far more likely oh verminous one. How silly of you to think you could distract the Queen

Though I am still intrigued as to how one expects to keep me busy for ..what wasit? 8 hours?

..???.....

Az abouve, So below...


DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
Damnit SmallOne you're too quick!

Az abouve, So below...


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Don't know if you could handle anything longer than a quickie - x
Hehehehehehehe -

[ 10 September 2002, 03:32: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
And quick witted too!

Oh how the male species amuses me.

*knows she could really have a dig, but decides to cackle instead*

Az abouve, So below...


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
God dammit SB!! If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing yourself!!

[creeps up behind DFQ using Ninja stealth walk and chlorophorms her. Drags her back to lair and ties her up with unbreakable bonds.
She struggles for 8 hours]

See how easy it is?

whats up with all the limitations?


KyrianDreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England


Posted:
I heard Kyri is so goofy she packed a 78 lb box....

*fyi* no one should ever let kyri be in charge of packing.... and that my friends is fact, and not rumor!

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....


DarkFairyQueenmember
557 posts
Location: The Underworld


Posted:
Kuro, while the whole ninja stealth thing turns me on, you must realize a Queen can't be chained up for hours with no entertainment. Now that truely would be evil

Az abouve, So below...


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by AardvarkOnAcid:
[QUOTE]I hear the Astral Projection show blew chunks when they kept trainwrecking, and that a certain med student left before they finished their set
It was great when they WEREN'T trainwrecking...and the med student didn't leave until their set was over. He also went astral projecting through the foothills the next day...

So THERE.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


master sodiummember
536 posts
Location: carson city, nevada


Posted:
chaining up DFQ huh? can I help? I'm really good at it.

and there's plenty of fun things I could think of doing to her while she's all helpless .

-yells to slave-"get my floggers, the ball gag, a blindfold, the violet wand, and little something sweet for later."

I'll make it so you're wishing we just left you alone for hours. . . . unless you get off on that sort of thing.

you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.


master sodiummember
536 posts
Location: carson city, nevada


Posted:
besides, who in their right mind would have DFQ up in bondage, and just leave her there?

[ 10 September 2002, 10:28: Message edited by: master sodium ]

you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.


arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Cassandra
i heard that Arsn has fake tits
Let's keep this to rumors only... ok...

I hear, that I have whips and chains, and ice cube delights, and two cupboards full of nutella and marmite, too lead the little children of HoP into my gingerbeard house... you remember where that is, don't you DFQ...

And you remember being tied up and me using my to lick your feet...

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


GlåssDIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
Sodium,
You couldn't just leave her there,
Youd have to take a peek at her socks
DFQ has the best sox in HOP
Makes me weak just thinking of them

Glass

master sodiummember
536 posts
Location: carson city, nevada


Posted:
would they happen to be knee-high? cause knee-high socks are sexy.

you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.


SmokyDavySILVER Member
Do my poi look too small in this?
394 posts
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada


Posted:
I heard that DFQ doesn't like sex.

And that she is in fact a virgin

master sodiummember
536 posts
Location: carson city, nevada


Posted:
thats okay, what I plan to do with her doesn't need to involve sex. just some fun torturous toys

you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by FieryFlow:
I heard that DFQ doesn't like sex.

And that she is in fact a virgin

I dunno...there's rumors, and then there's downright slander...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
quote:
I heard Bram lives in an igloo and makes Canadian SnowCones with MapleSyrup for a living
It isn't maple syrup, it is nutella. And I think it was arsn who that you were cute And i heard that C@ntus and Ros are the same person. And Master sodium has detacheble ass cheeks

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Hehehehehe.....sorry it all went off topic there so in some kind of retribution for stuff.....

I heard that ARSN is paranoid about people finding out about his fake tits and is a big fan of reverse psychology

I heard that lolli isn't actually a lolli at all but doesn't mind being sucked on gently

I heard that havoc is scared of the boss, but no-one knows who he means

I heard the Uzeall fancies HelsBels and that's why she has nearly half his posts in her intro thread

I heard that Smallboys evil twin brother is coming to town to kick stuff over and blame him for it

I hear that BamBam is actually not a flintstones fan, and that she wanted to be called Bam, but developed a temporary repetative compulsive disorder which only affects her name.

I hear that Glass is not as transparent as he likes to make out

I hear that Dom is working on a way to actually make a pair of trenches to wear so that he can be normal heaight

I hear that Pink Poi and Pink Flags are now more Purple

I hear that Kali is actually a strange gnome called Gerald

I hear that C@ntus has asked Santa Claus to turn him into a fraggle for christmas

I hear that Alienfox IS actually a Foxy little Alien

I hear that damn whistling noise again

I hear by declare my complete insanity and retire to eat beans on toast

Phew......I missed a few but hey, I'll be back

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
I heard someone one day posted as "Urinal cake" but i never figured why ... anybody's got the explanation ?

I heard kurobei got kidnapped by aliens

Did you know that Pele is in fact a black football player pretending to be a fire goddess and a moderator here ?

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
I heard that no-one else in the world exists apart from when you see or hear them....and that you post here under different nicknames when you are asleap!!! ooooooo!

SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
I heard that you're saner than me, but I laughed that one off

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


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