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Pele
BRONZE Member since Dec 2000

Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA

Total posts: 6193
Posted:I loved this! biggrin

CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

a) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

b) The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

c) The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

d) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.

e) The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages
and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you!


Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

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flash fire
BRONZE Member since Jan 2001

flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2758
Posted:ubblol I always wanted to learn another language!

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Posted:Written by: Pele
Speaking English is apparently what kills you!



Or some variation of! wink tongue


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Medusa
BRONZE Member since Nov 2003

Medusa

veteran
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Per...

Total posts: 1433
Posted:All the more reaons for me to convert to my second language for good! Yay!!!

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DoktorSkell
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

DoktorSkell

addict
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia

Total posts: 475
Posted:

I have allways wanted to learn Latin..... Et Honeste XD


Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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Socks
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

Socks

Arf! Can I have a biscut?
Location: North America, Mid West, USA

Total posts: 288
Posted:Speaking 3 languages makes you "Tri-lingual".

Speaking 2 languages makes you "Bi-Lingual".

Speaking 1 language makes you "American".

Hey, I live here!

Socks


I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz

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The Real Fryed Fish


God's illgitament son
Location: state of confusion

Total posts: 1489
Posted:boy that's reassuring.........and all this time i thought it was the fast food......ubblol thanks for clearing that up pele wink

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:ubblol

Thats good, biggrin


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Flame Boy
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Flame Boy

veteran
Location: Out, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1508
Posted:I suck at languages, I studied Spanish for 4 years and only managed an F at GCSE! ubblol

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4437
Posted:Well im lucky enough to speak to languages fluently so i can alwys drop the english, its crap anyway

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Flame Boy
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Flame Boy

veteran
Location: Out, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1508
Posted:I would like to learn Japanese but have a feeling i wouldnt get very far frown

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:oui, c'est tres vrais... aww, crap. it's been to long since i took french. i'll just have to resign myself to dying an early death.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Pele
BRONZE Member since Dec 2000

Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA

Total posts: 6193
Posted:Hey! Does sign language count as English?ubbloco

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

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Flame Boy
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Flame Boy

veteran
Location: Out, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1508
Posted:erm.....

.....perhaps its not english that kills you....

(this could be risky)

.....but the mis-use of english?


AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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