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475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
Ok Friends gather round.
After placing several orders from The HoP shop. They have given me several free copies of COL5.
Now i only need one. So.....
to the winner of this competition i will send a copy of COL5 and a chocolate heart (because its nearly valentines day) wherever you are in the world.
Winning is easy. Just tell me why you think i should give it to you.
The winner will be selected by a professional team of judges (me)
and the competition will end when a winner is selected
Now, i will descriminate againsted boys (cause girls are oh so much more attractive) But i want my Australian friends to try hard because postage is expensive
And the competition is open.
Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Hi,
I think you should give me COL5 as I dont have it. Plus you should give me it because i'm blonde, with big breasts and a great ass. And i'm a bloke. And i'm sick of porn vids. And I have a lot of time on my hands. And I'm still a bit rubbish and need the moves...
Any advance? Also I willingly share cake with others too, so if you send me COL5 I will send you some cake. Cant guarantee it will be squash free though... and still moist...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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625 posts
Location: Aotearoa (NZ), New Zealand
Written by:Flashpoint
And i'm sick of porn vids
ROLMFAO!
No plz give it to me, i buy loads of stuff from hop and i no gettie free video
Plus i didnt get col 4 OR 5 cause BOTH the videos i shot got scratched in edit
and so i couldnt enter. And i live in NZ which is just down the road from you so it costs less to send. And im not going to lie and try to bribe you with a bottle of jack and a blunt. Unless u think its a good idea addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
Written by: Malcolm
I think you shoud give it to me because I lent someone my copy and have not had it returned.
Wait a minute...... Are you Malcom?... THE Malcom?
Mr HoP himself?
Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
I digress my competition prize to Malcolm. As he is the daddy.
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
Written by: =Flashpoint=
I digress my competition prize to Malcolm. As he is the daddy.
Indeed he is.
As tempting as it is to give it malcom in an attempt to gain favour with "the man"
He needs it because someone hasnt returned his one on loan.
but the problem is when this person gives it back to him. Malcom will be in the same boat as i am.
Also, aaahhh..... dont you own the shop malcom? i'm sure you would get a pretty good discount if you wanted another one?
Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
I would like a copy of COL5 because I 'm too young and innocent to own a credit card so I purchase anything from the HoP Shop! And I'm from Australia
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
umm...i'd love a copy of col5 cos...cos...i'm aussie!
therefore i am too lazy to get a credit card...and i need the footage so i can learn some kewl new tricks...and...and i'm sure there's another reason! i'm a girl! ooh - and i'm single so it would be the only valentines gift i'd get!! do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
I would say to give your copy to Malcolm,
Although my own bid -
I would like the copy of Col 5 and the chocolate because im single, been stuck in bed after a knee operation and am running out of decent DVds to watch..
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
i think you should send it to pink, because she's a ill and she'll give it to me afterwards
member
56 posts
Location: USA
You should give it to me because I can't afford to have a credit card because I have six kids. I would like to have it so I can watch it with my kids as they are fire people too and use staff, fans, poi, ropes, meteor and whip. They really pick up on stuff when seeing it done.So it would be a learning tool. Just think you could be the one that's helps my kids become better performers!
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
Let me put it bluntly:
I suck
I dont have any poi vids and my crappy computer cant even download the clips on HOP before I lose the connection!
Im not imaginative enough to experiment and discover new moves, and as many of the moves threads I read I cant pick up much.
Ive watched all the free lessons and got most of them, but im hungry for more.
So I need at least one vid I can watch over and over again to make me better. Im planning to go to Falmouth this year and need to not look like a loser!
Please please please [insert gremlin with puppy dog eyes]
(You dont even have to send me the chocolate)
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! 
addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
You guys are making it hard for me.......
I will take a couple more entries and then choose a winner so.
Hurry and enter if you havent allready.
I am actually suprised at how little entries i have gotten.
i am talking something for nothing here, this isnt one of those spam e-mails that say YOU HAVE WON A MILLION DOLLARS!!! CLICK THIS LINK AND ENTER YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS TO COLLECT YOUR PRIZE!!!!!1
Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight
16 posts
Please send the chocy heart to me as I've just given up sex for lent and no valentines forthcoming, me thinks,
and because I've only just made the huge step of logging onto HOP today!!
and because I live on an island as well,
and it wouldn't go amiss to learn a few new moves...
Cheers mate!
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
Send it to Pink! She's telling the truth and she's always lovely to everyone. Flid and I made her mini-poi and mini-flags that she can use sitting in bed while her knee's bad, so COL5 will give her something to aim for with them... and what injured girl doesn't need chocolate?
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
Written by: polythene
Send it to Pink! She's telling the truth and she's always lovely to everyone. Flid and I made her mini-poi and mini-flags that she can use sitting in bed while her knee's bad, so COL5 will give her something to aim for with them... and what injured girl doesn't need chocolate?
I am considering giving it to Pink yeah. But i havent decided yet,
Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA
I'm going to go the other way, and say I don't deserve it.
I don't, really. I mean, look at me. I actually go in public looking like my avitar. Ok, not always, but I do. And I mean I'm not like a major contributor to the site. Wow. 4 pics on my member page. And one video I've put on my own sie. Wow.
So, no, I don't deserve it. Nope, Not this little pup. Now Pink deserves it, and so does Spanner, but not me.
**sad puppy eyes**
Socks
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
16 posts
LOL
I just want the chocolate, pleeeze
send the Col5 whatever it is to someone REALLY deserving
addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
Socks:
Dont talk like that socks, you the man
Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)
Ummm...
you should give it to me, because...
1. If you don't I might not get a chocolate heart for Valentine's at all, and that would be horrible, because I'm new in the UK and it's my first Valentine's day in a country that actually celebrates it!
2. I actually don't really like self pity, and you can stop me from having it
3. I'm highly intelligent and would probably learn more from the dvd than any other person you could send it to
4. I'm female
5. You'd make me have a really good opinion of Australia and Australians and thus promote your country
6. I want to be a fire-spirit-thingy in the Beltane Fire Festival, so the video would come at the right time to inspire me
7. I'm a nice person, and the conclusion is that people should give me presents.
8. I've put down so many reasons, you MUST be convinced that I really really want it by now!
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
ARRRR!
529 posts
Location: Charlotte, NC, USA
I vote for Socks.
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Otherwise you will singlehandedly be responsible for torturing this innocent dalmation.
"My skin is singed but it heals my heart and with glowing pride I'll wear my scars." -Davey Havok
addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia
Ok i have picked a winner.
Some good arguements have been posted. but i know exactly pink's
situation right now. stuck in bed with nothing to do.
I declare Pink the winner of Doktor Skell's copy of COL5 and chocolate heartness.
If you PM me your address Pink i will send you the DVD. Get Well soon my friend
Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
The best ma... ...poier won
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!!
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Written by: mtbeer
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OMG! *swoon* how KKEEEEEUTE! -Mike
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
i've decided that doctor skell is a super-nice person to give Pink, or anybody else, the dvd. he deserves a hug.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Arf! Can I have a biscut?
288 posts
Location: North America, Mid West, USA
Written by: mtbeer
I vote for Socks.
...Otherwise you will singlehandedly be responsible for torturing this innocent dalmation.
Good gravy... My weirdness has been embraced....
Be afraid.
Be very afraid....
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
cant think of someone who deserves it more, yay Pink...?
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veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
well i didnt get on here in time so see this but i think i sould go to pink too. (she could always load it to me if she really wanted
)yay miss pinkness!
hope your knee gets better soon
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
I really don't know what to say!
Except, you guys are so kind and the best!
I really can't thank you enough!
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
Written by: Pink...?
I really can't thank you enough!
oh contraire, you can send it to me when you've finished with it
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
Hey, not a bad idea! The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
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