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DoktorSkell
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

DoktorSkell

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Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia

Total posts: 475
Posted:Ok Friends gather round.

After placing several orders from The HoP shop. They have given me several free copies of COL5.

Now i only need one. So.....

to the winner of this competition i will send a copy of COL5 and a chocolate heart (because its nearly valentines day) wherever you are in the world.

Winning is easy. Just tell me why you think i should give it to you.
The winner will be selected by a professional team of judges (me)
and the competition will end when a winner is selected biggrin

Now, i will descriminate againsted boys (cause girls are oh so much more attractive) But i want my Australian friends to try hard because postage is expensive wink

And the competition is open.


Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Hi,
I think you should give me COL5 as I dont have it. Plus you should give me it because i'm blonde, with big breasts and a great ass. And i'm a bloke. And i'm sick of porn vids. And I have a lot of time on my hands. And I'm still a bit rubbish and need the moves...

Any advance? Also I willingly share cake with others too, so if you send me COL5 I will send you some cake. Cant guarantee it will be squash free though... and still moist...


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Dragon7
GOLD Member since Oct 2003

Dragon7

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Location: Aotearoa (NZ), New Zealand

Total posts: 625
Posted:Written by:
And i'm sick of porn vids

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ROLMFAO!

No plz give it to me, i buy loads of stuff from hop and i no gettie free video frown

Plus i didnt get col 4 OR 5 cause BOTH the videos i shot got scratched in edit frown and so i couldnt enter. And i live in NZ which is just down the road from you wink so it costs less to send. biggrin And im not going to lie and try to bribe you with a bottle of jack and a blunt. Unless u think its a good idea wink


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Malcolm
SAPPHIRE Member since Nov 2003

Malcolm

HOP admin
Location: New Zealand

Total posts: 1023
Posted:I think you shoud give it to me because I lent someone my copy and have not had it returned.

May your balls always burn

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DoktorSkell
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

DoktorSkell

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Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia

Total posts: 475
Posted:Written by: Malcolm

I think you shoud give it to me because I lent someone my copy and have not had it returned.



Wait a minute...... Are you Malcom?... THE Malcom?

Mr HoP himself?


Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
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Total posts: 2790
Posted:<<<--- Read my status smile



I also think you should give a copy to Malcolm because I often see him on the "Who's Online" page, shopping in his own store. The man is obviously in need of some help frown



wink



"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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SILVER Member since Sep 2004

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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:I digress my competition prize to Malcolm. As he is the daddy.

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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DoktorSkell
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

DoktorSkell

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Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia

Total posts: 475
Posted:Written by: =Flashpoint=

I digress my competition prize to Malcolm. As he is the daddy.



Indeed he is.

As tempting as it is to give it malcom in an attempt to gain favour with "the man"

He needs it because someone hasnt returned his one on loan.
but the problem is when this person gives it back to him. Malcom will be in the same boat as i am.

Also, aaahhh..... dont you own the shop malcom? i'm sure you would get a pretty good discount if you wanted another one? confused


Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:I would like a copy of COL5 because I 'm too young and innocent to own a credit card so I purchase anything from the HoP Shop! And I'm from Australia smile

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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gita
SILVER Member since Oct 2003

gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas, Australia

Total posts: 3776
Posted:umm...i'd love a copy of col5 cos...cos...i'm aussie! ubblol therefore i am too lazy to get a credit card...and i need the footage so i can learn some kewl new tricks...and...and i'm sure there's another reason! i'm a girl! biggrin ooh - and i'm single so it would be the only valentines gift i'd get!! smile

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:I would say to give your copy to Malcolm,

Although my own bid -

I would like the copy of Col 5 and the chocolate because im single, been stuck in bed after a knee operation and am running out of decent DVds to watch.. ubbangel


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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flid
BRONZE Member since Aug 2002

flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3136
Posted:i think you should send it to pink, because she's a ill and she'll give it to me afterwards

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psycho44
BRONZE Member since Jan 2004

psycho44

member
Location: , USA

Total posts: 56
Posted:You should give it to me because I can't afford to have a credit card because I have six kids. I would like to have it so I can watch it with my kids as they are fire people too and use staff, fans, poi, ropes, meteor and whip. They really pick up on stuff when seeing it done.So it would be a learning tool. Just think you could be the one that's helps my kids become better performers!

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Flame Boy
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Flame Boy

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Location: Out, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1508
Posted:Let me put it bluntly:

I suck frown

I dont have any poi vids and my crappy computer cant even download the clips on HOP before I lose the connection!

Im not imaginative enough to experiment and discover new moves, and as many of the moves threads I read I cant pick up much.

Ive watched all the free lessons and got most of them, but im hungry for more.

So I need at least one vid I can watch over and over again to make me better. Im planning to go to Falmouth this year and need to not look like a loser! frown

Please please please [insert gremlin with puppy dog eyes]

(You dont even have to send me the chocolate)


AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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DoktorSkell
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

DoktorSkell

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Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia

Total posts: 475
Posted:

You guys are making it hard for me.......

I will take a couple more entries and then choose a winner so.

Hurry and enter if you havent allready.

I am actually suprised at how little entries i have gotten.
i am talking something for nothing here, this isnt one of those spam e-mails that say YOU HAVE WON A MILLION DOLLARS!!! CLICK THIS LINK AND ENTER YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS TO COLLECT YOUR PRIZE!!!!!1


Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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lilylu


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Total posts: 16
Posted:Please send the chocy heart to me as I've just given up sex for lent and no valentines forthcoming, me thinks,

and because I've only just made the huge step of logging onto HOP today!!

and because I live on an island as well,

and it wouldn't go amiss to learn a few new moves...

Cheers mate!


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polythene


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Location: London/ Surrey

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Posted:Send it to Pink! She's telling the truth and she's always lovely to everyone. Flid and I made her mini-poi and mini-flags that she can use sitting in bed while her knee's bad, so COL5 will give her something to aim for with them... and what injured girl doesn't need chocolate?

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The pessimist fears this is true.

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DoktorSkell
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

DoktorSkell

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Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia

Total posts: 475
Posted:Written by: polythene

Send it to Pink! She's telling the truth and she's always lovely to everyone. Flid and I made her mini-poi and mini-flags that she can use sitting in bed while her knee's bad, so COL5 will give her something to aim for with them... and what injured girl doesn't need chocolate?



I am considering giving it to Pink yeah. But i havent decided yet,


Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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Socks
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

Socks

Arf! Can I have a biscut?
Location: North America, Mid West, USA

Total posts: 288
Posted:I'm going to go the other way, and say I don't deserve it.

I don't, really. I mean, look at me. I actually go in public looking like my avitar. Ok, not always, but I do. And I mean I'm not like a major contributor to the site. Wow. 4 pics on my member page. And one video I've put on my own sie. Wow.

So, no, I don't deserve it. Nope, Not this little pup. Now Pink deserves it, and so does Spanner, but not me.

**sad puppy eyes**

Socks


I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz

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lilylu


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Total posts: 16
Posted:LOL

I just want the chocolate, pleeeze

send the Col5 whatever it is to someone REALLY deserving


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DoktorSkell
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

DoktorSkell

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Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia

Total posts: 475
Posted:
Socks:

Dont talk like that socks, you the man


Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Ummm...
you should give it to me, because...
1. If you don't I might not get a chocolate heart for Valentine's at all, and that would be horrible, because I'm new in the UK and it's my first Valentine's day in a country that actually celebrates it!
2. I actually don't really like self pity, and you can stop me from having it wink
3. I'm highly intelligent and would probably learn more from the dvd than any other person you could send it to cool
4. I'm female
5. You'd make me have a really good opinion of Australia and Australians and thus promote your country
6. I want to be a fire-spirit-thingy in the Beltane Fire Festival, so the video would come at the right time to inspire me
7. I'm a nice person, and the conclusion is that people should give me presents. rolleyes
8. I've put down so many reasons, you MUST be convinced that I really really want it by now! ubblol


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mtbeer
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

mtbeer

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Location: Charlotte, NC, USA

Total posts: 529
Posted:I vote for Socks.

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Otherwise you will singlehandedly be responsible for torturing this innocent dalmation.


"My skin is singed but it heals my heart and with glowing pride I'll wear my scars." -Davey Havok

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DoktorSkell
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

DoktorSkell

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Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia

Total posts: 475
Posted:

Ok i have picked a winner.

Some good arguements have been posted. but i know exactly pink's
situation right now. stuck in bed with nothing to do.

I declare Pink the winner of Doktor Skell's copy of COL5 and chocolate heartness.

If you PM me your address Pink i will send you the DVD. Get Well soon my friend hug


Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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Spanner
BRONZE Member since Feb 2003

Spanner

remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere..., ...

Total posts: 2790
Posted:clap

She truly does deserve it!
Congratulations Pink hug


"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"

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Flame Boy
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

Flame Boy

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Location: Out, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1508
Posted:hug

The best ma... ...poier won

clap


AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Written by: mtbeer


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ubblove ubblove eek ubblove ubbloveOMG! *swoon* how KKEEEEEUTE! ubblove ubblove ubblove


-Mike )'(
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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:i've decided that doctor skell is a super-nice person to give Pink, or anybody else, the dvd. he deserves a hug. hug

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Socks
BRONZE Member since Nov 2004

Socks

Arf! Can I have a biscut?
Location: North America, Mid West, USA

Total posts: 288
Posted:Written by: mtbeer


I vote for Socks.

...Otherwise you will singlehandedly be responsible for torturing this innocent dalmation.





Good gravy... My weirdness has been embraced....



Be afraid.



Be very afraid....


I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz

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PyroWill
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4437
Posted:cant think of someone who deserves it more, yay Pink...? ubblove

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Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

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Location: Now in the land of Oz, Austral...

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Posted:well i didnt get on here in time so see this but i think i sould go to pink too. (she could always load it to me if she really wanted wink )

yay miss pinkness!

hope your knee gets better soon hug hug


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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