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Posted:
PLEAS ADD QUOTES IM TIERED AND NEED A LAUGHT
PLEAS ADD QUOTES IM TIERED AND NEED A LAUGHT
Fireboy
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Don't ask me, I'm just a girl...
Don't ask me, I'm just a girl...
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
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Liquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
Liquid Cow
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Location: High Wycombe, England
Posted:
probably not exact quotes, since my memory is completely pants:
Homer: Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
Ralf: I broke my wookie!
Ralf: My cat's breath smells like catfood
Chief Wiggum: Remember ralf, if your nose bleeds, you're picking it too much.......... Or not enough.
Homer: What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
Homer: Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours
Homer: Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing
Ralf: Me fail english, that's unpossible!
Those should tide you over until bender gets here and launches into Random Quote Overdrive (tm)
[ 04 September 2002, 23:03: Message edited by: TheBovrilMonkey ]
probably not exact quotes, since my memory is completely pants:
Homer: Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
Ralf: I broke my wookie!
Ralf: My cat's breath smells like catfood
Chief Wiggum: Remember ralf, if your nose bleeds, you're picking it too much.......... Or not enough.
Homer: What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
Homer: Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours
Homer: Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing
Ralf: Me fail english, that's unpossible!
Those should tide you over until bender gets here and launches into Random Quote Overdrive (tm)
[ 04 September 2002, 23:03: Message edited by: TheBovrilMonkey ]
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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This one has been adapted slightly, but comes from my favourite character, Malibu Stacey:
"Let's makes some special cookies, for Small Boy"
This one has been adapted slightly, but comes from my favourite character, Malibu Stacey:
"Let's makes some special cookies, for Small Boy"
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
How do you change this thing???
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Snake: Prime-time TV cartoons made me what I am today.
Herb Powell: I've wasted my life in boardrooms and stockholder meetings when I could have been watching cartoons.
Moe: Heyeveryone! I need Amanda Hugginkiss!
Todd Flanders: How come we only get to go to church three times a week?
Human Fly: Human fly here.
Kodos: Come earthlings, eat. Grow large with food.
Leon Kompowski (Mr. Jackson): Which one of us is truly crazy?
Marvin Monroe: To find out how crazy you are, keep listening to the sound of my voice.
Mayor Quimby: If elected, I will not serve. But I still want to be elected.
[ 04 September 2002, 23:12: Message edited by: Arsn ]
Snake: Prime-time TV cartoons made me what I am today.
Herb Powell: I've wasted my life in boardrooms and stockholder meetings when I could have been watching cartoons.
Moe: Heyeveryone! I need Amanda Hugginkiss!
Todd Flanders: How come we only get to go to church three times a week?
Human Fly: Human fly here.
Kodos: Come earthlings, eat. Grow large with food.
Leon Kompowski (Mr. Jackson): Which one of us is truly crazy?
Marvin Monroe: To find out how crazy you are, keep listening to the sound of my voice.
Mayor Quimby: If elected, I will not serve. But I still want to be elected.
[ 04 September 2002, 23:12: Message edited by: Arsn ]
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
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rev. lovejoy. and he uh, unholied thr holy water
rev. lovejoy. and he uh, unholied thr holy water
i love my dog as much as i love you
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Otto:- Man that is flagrantly false advertising
(Having walked out of Stoners Pot Palace)
Otto:- Man that is flagrantly false advertising
(Having walked out of Stoners Pot Palace)
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
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Posted:
Got these from a website.
The Wisdom of Homer J Simpson:
"Lord help me, I'm just not that bright."
"Now go on, boy, and pay attention. Because if you do, someday, you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations: You may outsmart someone!"
"I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb."
"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
"Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure...not even close."
"Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!"
"If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!"
"Unlike most of you, I am not a nut."
"Safety? But sir! If truth be known, I actually caused more accidents around here than any other employee, including a few doozies no one every found out about."
"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed."
"Simpson-Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree....D'oh!" (sung to the air of Flintstones theme song)
"Ignore the boy, Lord."
"Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions! Pardon my French... but they act like savages! Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You did... You're everywhere, You're omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did You spite me with this family?"
"You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment', and God bless her soul, she was really onto something."
"When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"
"Trying is the first step towards failure."
"America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"
"What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?"
"Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them." (to aliens who abducted Simpson family)
"I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming."
"The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do."
"I think the saddest day of my life was when I realised I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four."
"And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned."
"Being popular is the most important thing in the world!"
"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."
"Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman."
Got these from a website.
The Wisdom of Homer J Simpson:
"Lord help me, I'm just not that bright."
"Now go on, boy, and pay attention. Because if you do, someday, you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations: You may outsmart someone!"
"I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb."
"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
"Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure...not even close."
"Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!"
"If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!"
"Unlike most of you, I am not a nut."
"Safety? But sir! If truth be known, I actually caused more accidents around here than any other employee, including a few doozies no one every found out about."
"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed."
"Simpson-Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree....D'oh!" (sung to the air of Flintstones theme song)
"Ignore the boy, Lord."
"Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we don't deserve it. I mean... our kids are uncontrollable hellions! Pardon my French... but they act like savages! Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You did... You're everywhere, You're omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did You spite me with this family?"
"You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment', and God bless her soul, she was really onto something."
"When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"
"Trying is the first step towards failure."
"America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"
"What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?"
"Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them." (to aliens who abducted Simpson family)
"I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming."
"The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do."
"I think the saddest day of my life was when I realised I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four."
"And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned."
"Being popular is the most important thing in the world!"
"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."
"Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman."
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Posted:
hehe
chief wiggum: wheres your key ralf?
ralf (referring to a rat): the pointy cat took it.
may Ralf live forever!
hehe
chief wiggum: wheres your key ralf?
ralf (referring to a rat): the pointy cat took it.
may Ralf live forever!
Diamond In The Rough
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Location: Richmond, Virginia
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Location: Richmond, Virginia
Posted:
Homer: Mmmmm, doughnuts...is there anything they can't do?
Burns: This isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery!
OttoMan: I think I'll do a little light reading...do you have any of those "Where's Waldo?" books? How about something where dudes send in naked pictures of their chicks?
Bart: I've got a story so scary you'll wet your pants...
Grandpa: Too late
Reverend Lovejoy: Repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell, where I will eat naught but fiery hot coals, and drink naught but fiery hot cola, where blood-thirsty demons will push me in back, where my soul will be chopped into confetti and strwen over a parade of murderers and single mothers, and my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds.
Homer: Mmmmm, doughnuts...is there anything they can't do?
Burns: This isn't rocket science, it's brain surgery!
OttoMan: I think I'll do a little light reading...do you have any of those "Where's Waldo?" books? How about something where dudes send in naked pictures of their chicks?
Bart: I've got a story so scary you'll wet your pants...
Grandpa: Too late
Reverend Lovejoy: Repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell, where I will eat naught but fiery hot coals, and drink naught but fiery hot cola, where blood-thirsty demons will push me in back, where my soul will be chopped into confetti and strwen over a parade of murderers and single mothers, and my tongue will be torn out by ravenous birds.
Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
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still can't believe it's not butter
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
tee hee how timely! tonight's episode had a gem:
Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life? Homer: Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
tee hee how timely! tonight's episode had a gem:
Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life? Homer: Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
Dreamer
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Location: York, England
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Location: York, England
Posted:
rofl! Thanks guys. i really needed this laugh.
props to fireboy and to all contrbutors
rofl! Thanks guys. i really needed this laugh.
props to fireboy and to all contrbutors
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
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Posted:
lol. The one i'm quite partial to is......
"Trying is the first step to failure".
_______________
Have no fear, I is here.
lol. The one i'm quite partial to is......
"Trying is the first step to failure".
_______________
Have no fear, I is here.
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Location: Ft worth Texas
Posted:
snake:she needs premium dude preeemiiuummm!!!!
homer:But I dont even beleive in jebus......help me jeeeeeebuuusss.
grandpa:i used to be with it ,then they changed what it was,now what I am with isnt it ,and what is it seems strange and scary.
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snake:she needs premium dude preeemiiuummm!!!!
homer:But I dont even beleive in jebus......help me jeeeeeebuuusss.
grandpa:i used to be with it ,then they changed what it was,now what I am with isnt it ,and what is it seems strange and scary.
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There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?
AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all
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Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
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Homer: "I may not know much about god, but I think we've built a pretty good cage for him".
"Jeeeeebbbuuuussss! Why have you forsaken me!!!!?????"
Homer: "I may not know much about god, but I think we've built a pretty good cage for him".
"Jeeeeebbbuuuussss! Why have you forsaken me!!!!?????"
Jesus helps me trick people.
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Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
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Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
Posted:
"Aright, Skinner, thas the las time you'll slap yer Willie around"
"The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show
me who to smite and they shall be smoten!!!"
"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"
"When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces,,...I just know they're about to jab me with something."
"Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"
"Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours."
"Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die."
"I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me."
"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."
"There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
LISA SIMPSON HUMOR
"Oh no, the dead have risen and their voting Republican."
"Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."
"It's naive to think you can change a person--except maybe that boy who works in the library."
"Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!"
"It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV."
"Dad, is it all right to take things from people you don't like?"
"Aright, Skinner, thas the las time you'll slap yer Willie around"
"The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show
me who to smite and they shall be smoten!!!"
"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"
"When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces,,...I just know they're about to jab me with something."
"Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"
"Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours."
"Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die."
"I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me."
"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."
"There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.
LISA SIMPSON HUMOR
"Oh no, the dead have risen and their voting Republican."
"Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."
"It's naive to think you can change a person--except maybe that boy who works in the library."
"Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!"
"It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV."
"Dad, is it all right to take things from people you don't like?"
Jesus helps me trick people.
look @my member
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Location: Ft worth Texas
Posted:
homer:yo ucan use statistics t oprove anything 14%of all people know that.
homer:yo ucan use statistics t oprove anything 14%of all people know that.
There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?
AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all
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Location: San Diego California
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Location: San Diego California
Posted:
Now I wasnt to thurough in my reading but it seams you left out the most important quote of all times!!
Homer: DOH!
Now I wasnt to thurough in my reading but it seams you left out the most important quote of all times!!
Homer: DOH!
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
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remember
433 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia, Earth, Milky Way, Universe
Posted:
HAHahaha... so here i am at work (clearly Not working) laughing my ass off, and now everybody is looking at me funny...
Alt-Tab is your friend : )
Homer (whilst toasted): "WE HAVE A KITCHEN!?"
HAHahaha... so here i am at work (clearly Not working) laughing my ass off, and now everybody is looking at me funny...
Alt-Tab is your friend : )
Homer (whilst toasted): "WE HAVE A KITCHEN!?"
-As angels debate chance and fate-
i was riding through melbourne on a midget giraffe, things were peachy.
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Are we there yet?
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Location: australia
Are we there yet?
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Location: australia
Posted:
Homer: Quick, someone light this monkey
Homer: Quick, someone light this monkey
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i used to have a dog, he's in here somewhere.....
have a good time all the time
i used to have a dog, he's in here somewhere.....
have a good time all the time
quote:
Originally posted by fireboy:
PLEAS ADD QUOTES IM TIERED AND NEED A LAUGHT
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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Posted:
why is it i read these quotes and can hear exactly how the charactors said it in my head...???
why is it i read these quotes and can hear exactly how the charactors said it in my head...???
Currently on the right side up of the world.
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Location: San Diego California
Posted:
Too true, I think it is because we watch the simpsons to much or not enough take your pick
Too true, I think it is because we watch the simpsons to much or not enough take your pick
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
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Sporadically Prodigal
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Sporadically Prodigal
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Posted:
Lisa: "Can't talk - coming down"
"I am the Lizard Queen. I can do anything!"
One that gets me evertime:
Homer: D'oh
Lisa: A deer
Marge: A female deer
[ 05 September 2002, 17:41: Message edited by: flash fire ]
Lisa: "Can't talk - coming down"
"I am the Lizard Queen. I can do anything!"
One that gets me evertime:
Homer: D'oh
Lisa: A deer
Marge: A female deer
[ 05 September 2002, 17:41: Message edited by: flash fire ]
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burns: il crush you like a paper cup.... dooooh
burns: it's like taking candy from a baby.... hmmmm
burns: il crush you like a paper cup.... dooooh
burns: it's like taking candy from a baby.... hmmmm
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Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
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Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.
Posted:
quote:Crap! I can't believe I forgot that one. That one's a classic.
Lisa: "Can't talk - coming down"
Jesus helps me trick people.
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Homer:"Yeah I'm Stupid, Stupid Like A Fox!"
Homer:"Yeah I'm Stupid, Stupid Like A Fox!"
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Posted:
********PRESS ANY KEY**********
Homer: - Well, wheres the any key?
My favorite!
********PRESS ANY KEY**********
Homer: - Well, wheres the any key?
My favorite!
"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."
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TNT
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Location: Charlotte, NC, USA
TNT
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Location: Charlotte, NC, USA
Posted:
Ned Flanders: When people think of wood, they will always think of Trojans!
Mo: What are you laughing at Homer?
Homer: If I'm laughing at what I think I'm laughing at, then it's really funny!
(Episode where they parody Homer's Odyssey)
Ned Flanders: When people think of wood, they will always think of Trojans!
Mo: What are you laughing at Homer?
Homer: If I'm laughing at what I think I'm laughing at, then it's really funny!
(Episode where they parody Homer's Odyssey)
Fear the evil monkey!
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Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posted:
Ralph : Tastes like burning...
Barney : (Drinking from tap while Moe is gone)
Uh-Oh, My heart stopped....
..... .....
There it goes!
(Continues drinking from tap)
*requests more Barney!*
Ralph : Tastes like burning...
Barney : (Drinking from tap while Moe is gone)
Uh-Oh, My heart stopped....
..... .....
There it goes!
(Continues drinking from tap)
*requests more Barney!*
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Posted:
my personal fav:
groundskeeper Willie "Theres nerry can outrrun a grreased Scotsman!"
love
N
my personal fav:
groundskeeper Willie "Theres nerry can outrrun a grreased Scotsman!"
love
N
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