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the man with the flaming pants
Location: Brisvegas, Aust

Total posts: 148
Posted:Dont get me wrong i love where i live, but sometimes small towns just crack me up, you see i live in murwillumbah, and we have a BANANA Festival, and a very good friend of mine had to hand in her crown as her regien as banana queen came to an end, and i know Casino (another small town) has beef week and miss beef week, i reckon thats is pretty funny, any other small town funnys out there?

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Location: The Underworld

Total posts: 557
Posted:Queen Beef?

Surely thats not legal?

Az abouve, So below...


SILVER Member since Jan 2002

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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:lol!!! Isn't she lovely, the Queen of Beef!!!

I used to live in a town that has since been swallowed as a suburb of Sydney. They have a rather twee Orange Blossom Festival. They haven't grown oranges there in decades...

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


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the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA

Total posts: 6193
Posted:We have the Dairy Princess for the Dairy Fest in my town and the neighboring towns have the Onion Fest with an Onion Queen and Cabbage Celebration with the Royal Cabbage Court. I think these things get out of hand!

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SILVER Member since May 2002


Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:i wanna be an onion queen!

"Ogres are like Onions, they have layers."....."Ogres have layers?"

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