pantsonfirethe man with the flaming pants
148 posts
Location: Brisvegas, Aust

Dont get me wrong i love where i live, but sometimes small towns just crack me up, you see i live in murwillumbah, and we have a BANANA Festival, and a very good friend of mine had to hand in her crown as her regien as banana queen came to an end, and i know Casino (another small town) has beef week and miss beef week, i reckon thats is pretty funny, any other small town funnys out there?

[ 03 September 2002, 20:23: Message edited by: pantsonfire ]

It's all good

557 posts
Location: The Underworld

Queen Beef?

Surely thats not legal?

Az abouve, So below...

RoziSILVER Member
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2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

lol!!! Isn't she lovely, the Queen of Beef!!!

I used to live in a town that has since been swallowed as a suburb of Sydney. They have a rather twee Orange Blossom Festival. They haven't grown oranges there in decades...

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA

We have the Dairy Princess for the Dairy Fest in my town and the neighboring towns have the Onion Fest with an Onion Queen and Cabbage Celebration with the Royal Cabbage Court. I think these things get out of hand!

Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
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"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia

i wanna be an onion queen!

"Ogres are like Onions, they have layers."....."Ogres have layers?"

Currently on the right side up of the world.