if anyone orders Merlot, i'm leaving.
Written by: flid
maybe malcolm should sell socks?
I'm weird. Just work through that and we'll all be fine.
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz
Written by: SocksWritten by: flid
maybe malcolm should sell socks?
Arf? Wha'd I do?!?
You can't fall off the floor, but sometimes you need a chair to reach the cookie jar.
Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.
“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson