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Right this has happened for the final time!!!

I guess its good that I've made this decision considering my diet starts tomorrow but basically I just can't stand this anymore, now some of you may think this is petty but well I actually had a mini eruption in the kebabery (for any people that arent english and dont know what im on about, the kebab shop also sells many others fried servings of crap such as burgers/dogs/chicken/salad and chips.

So anyway here is my curse and quite simply I've had enough, I have the misfortune of absolutely detesting cheese, I mean I really hate the stuff, I dont like hating it cos pizza looks and smells so good, but cheese urrrggghhh! so anyway onto my Kebab conundrum, EVERYTIME i go into ANY kebabery or the like and I always ask for the same ( Can I have a burger and chips mate) they always ALWAYS!!! put cheese on the burger, now why?? did i ask for a [censored] cheese burger!!! no i didnt i asked for a [censored] burger!! if i had wanted a cheese burger i would have said CHEESE!! but no they have to be smart arse's! now the second part of the curse is (and granted this doesnt happen as often but definetly the majority of the time) i ask for a buger and chips and not only do they put cheese on it and then look at you weirdly like its your problem when u go no i didnt say i wanted cheese, but they also dollop [censored] loads of salad and mayonnaise, burger sauce, everything! did i say i wanted salad? could they not have asked would you like salad, no they assume!!! grrr sorry guys but it really annoys me, cos ok im not that unhealthy, i dont mind a bit of salad, but not in my burger, in my burgr i want meat, and bun, and some ketchup thats it! there is no harm in them asking if you want something but no they do it first!

So anyway enough is enough, I am now at war with kebaberies, at least MacDonals the heathens that they are ask hamburger or cheeseburger!

Ok I believe I'm done now for the moment

P.S. I didnt bother to do a search for a thread about this cos im sure no one would have written about such an obscure thing but no doubt UCOF will find it within the space of 12 hours I think.
Goodnight everyone, may your burgers be cheese free for a long time

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Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

Yeah, I don't hate cheese that much, I can take a small amount on pizza... but in Oz... everything comes with cheese. I had the misfortune of working in Mc and there, the hamburger is called a junior, and the cheese burger... is just a burger. I'd get asked for 10 burgers and 10 burgers I'd cook, then get, "where's the cheese??"... you didn't ask for no cheeseburger...... argh!!!!!

I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....

i'm over here stateside wondering what in the world you crazy folk are talking about...kebab?? i started thinking about the turkish doner kebab i had in Leipzig that gave me the runs...and then i was like, wait now they're talking about burgers?! *confusion*

then it dawned on me--you mean a fastfood joint...ha! why didn't you just say so? now i'm not so dense as to not know that chips are fries (fish-n-chips, eh? )...but salad? and i'm thinking burger, fries AND a salad...man yall are some hungry people!...

but no! you're talking bout lettuce on your burger.

weird culture shock, folks...at least stateside i know when i ask for a burger (ketchup, lettuce, pickles only please) and fries i get what i ask for

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My first job was in a kebab shop.

We didnt sell burgers.

But my boss was this great big Egyptian guy named Atef.
He was a real bad man!!!!!

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Hang on we have an American saying WE are hungry people he he just kidding mate and Masi i think over here it is called a kebab shop cos the majority of the people that own/run them are Turkish and obviously specialse in the bowel moving Doner Kebabs and the like

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

definitely bowel moving

soooo good and i really like doner kebabs but turks must have intestines of steel--that thing tore me up!

yeah yeah Americans gobble gobble lots of food yadda yadda--i know i personally HATE that! when i go and order food i don't want something the size of Texas on my plate, i just want to feel satiated.

my euro-side is expressing itself i guess--bout half my family lives in southeast germany, so i guess they must be rubbing off on me

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well some one has issues with their local burger shop

(In the news today a local shop was burned to the grond, police have no leads except for a witness saying she heard someone yelling cheese as the building went up in flames)

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too

that's hilarious!!!!

*runs to her nearest burger shop with blow torch yelling cheese*

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An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

You'd get told to learn some manners, the magic word is 'please'

Or possibly, you'd get some blank stares and some german spoken back to you if they don't speak english

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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You'd get told to learn some manners, the magic word is 'please'

Or possibly, you'd get some blank stares and some german spoken back to you if they don't speak english



you know what's funny is that the last time i was in germany i was never taken for the tourist i was...i just would get really odd stares when they'd sprattle at me auf Deustch only to have me reply coherantly in english. (my verbal abilities in german are abominable )

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Right that is it, believe it or not ive decided my diet now starts tomrrow so i went to kebabery before my piss up and i said hey can i have a burger n chipsplease, i got backl a cheese bugrer n chips (woth mayonnaise)!!! i threw s hit fit so thry cahnged it,/..... right so went n got smashed! came back was hungry so got another burger, my final one!!! adn again they did the same so i shouted [censored] you and just left, whats wrong with people!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

Written by: PyroWill

So lets say i got into a doener imbiss and say burger and chips, what would i get?



you'd probably get some guy looking at you wierd, and then saying, "was haben Sie gesagt? Sprechen Sie Deutsch, bitte!"

actually, you don't want a burger here - trust me on that one - they use total crap meat - the meat on a McDonald's burger being about 5 times better if you can beleive that (there is only one place in Berlin I'll eat burgers, and that is a sit down place where all the food, even the burgers, is totally awesome). But a request for burger and chips would land you with a peice of something approximating meat of some sort between two slices of a bun (perhaps some lettuce and tomatoes on it, but they will ask first) and a little paper tray full of "pomme frites" - and a quizical look from the guy behind the counter wondering if you want something to go with it like ketsup or mayo. They always ask before adding anything - even onions or salt. If you don't ask for cheese strait away, 95% chance they won't even ask you if you want cheese, and you sure as heck won't get cheese without them asking if you want any first. Germans are 100% intolerant to things that are not totally up to their specifications, so no imbiss owner is going to assume anything. Besides, cheese is a bit expensive here, so they are more than happy to not give you any unless you are paying extra for it.

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your German gets better!!!

What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.

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as promised my rant about british kebabs:
why on earth do they have to be soggy and salty piece of cr@p. it makes you feel like you had a pint of saltwater the next morning...........
our kebabs here are soft, fresh buns with nicely spiced chicken meat and fresh veg, with a perfectly complimmenting garlic- joghurt sauce to make it a culinary tango in your mouth.........

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Or pie and chips eh mech???

Will, you're obviously going to the wrong kebab shops they wouldn't do it in Guildford!! So why don't you ask for a burger and chips without cheese next time you go?

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

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Hmm, I suppose you're right...

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

Written by: PyroWill

Right that is it, believe it or not ive decided my diet now starts tomrrow so i went to kebabery before my piss up and i said hey can i have a burger n chipsplease, i got backl a cheese bugrer n chips (woth mayonnaise)!!! i threw s hit fit so thry cahnged it,/..... right so went n got smashed! came back was hungry so got another burger, my final one!!! adn again they did the same so i shouted you and just left, whats wrong with people!



god how drunk wwas i when wrote this??!!! anyway, i forgot to add, the last one last night where i just got pissed off n left i ordered and i said Hi can i have a burger and chips but please without cheese as im 'allergic' and he goes ok no problem, i get it, open it and whats staring at me, a piece of [censored] cheese! thats when i walked out, anyway diet says no so i have to be good now

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

- sorry, I don't mean to laugh but it is quite unfortunate!! I can't believe you asked for no cheese and they STILL gave you cheese!! Oh well looks like its going to be salad for you from now on?

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!