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religions from another angle of view

babajagaBRONZE Member
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany

Posted: 21st Jan 2005
TAOISM: Sh!t happens.

BUDDHISM: If sh!t happens, it's not really sh!t.

ZEN: What is the sound of sh!t happening?

CONFUSIANISM: Confucius says: Sh!t happens

ISLAM: If sh!t happens , take a hostage.

PROTESTANTISM: Sh!t happens because you don't work hard enough

CATHOLICISM: Sh!t happens because you're bad.

JUDAISM: Why does sh!t always happen to us?

HARE KRISHAN: Sh!t happens rama rama

TV EVANGALISM: Send more sh!t,

ATHEISM: No sh!t.

HEDONISM: There's nuthin like a good happening.

JEHOVAHS WITNESS: Knock Knock, sh!t happens.

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Sh!t Happens in your mind.

AGNOSTICISM: Matbe sh!t happens, maybe it doesn't.

STOICISM: This sh!t doesn't bother me.

RASTAFARIANISM: Lets smoke this sh!t.

Maybe not everybody's humor but hopefully some like it! ubblol

What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.

BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom

Posted: 21st Jan 2005
ubblol

Brilliant!!

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom

Posted: 21st Jan 2005
ubblol

what about mormonism? - "Sh!t happens so lets get married to more of it?"

Only jokin' ladies! wink

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk

Posted: 21st Jan 2005
ubblol

very funny

Livin' on dreams and custard creams

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Posted: 21st Jan 2005
ubblol

at the Jewish one!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura

ZimBRONZE Member
Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
284 posts
Location: Southern California, USA

Posted: 21st Jan 2005
that's on a shirt down at venice... so damn good... kudos to you for bring it to HoP! ahhh makes me laugh so damn hard.... brilliant indeed!

and by venice i mean venice beach, southern cali....
not italy....

that's usually not something y'need to say, but i just kinda realized.... well... y'know...

...y'know

~Z

Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Posted: 22nd Jan 2005
ubblol

that is great!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Posted: 22nd Jan 2005
does that mean i'm not sh!t? boo hoo. i mean woo hoo?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida

Posted: 22nd Jan 2005
lovin it!

JUGGLEwithyourmind!

stickmanWorld Champ Procrastinator
580 posts
Location: ||...lost...||

Posted: 22nd Jan 2005
ubblol

at islam

Penguin SvenSILVER Member
member
185 posts
Location: Australia,Vic

Posted: 23rd Jan 2005
nice, abso0lutly halerouis

"glow bugs, to slow to resist eating, to bitter to eat more than one handfull in a sitting" toothpaste for dinner

KaelGotRiceGOLD Member
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angels Landing, USA

Posted: 23rd Jan 2005
Hey, I'm a buddhist at a mormon college

O.o

hahahaha, I like the last one best. Maybe it's time to convert.

To do: More Firedrums 08 video?

Wildfire/US East coast fire footage

LA/EDC glow/fire footage

Fresno fire

babajagaBRONZE Member
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany

Posted: 27th Jan 2005
I have to laugh everytime again I read it.... ubblol

What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.

Wonder MonkeyBRONZE Member
Certainly confused
121 posts
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, United Kingdom

Posted: 27th Jan 2005
Man I
Non-Https Image Link
myself @ Hare Krishna & Jehovahs Witness ubblol

My Mummy Says Im Special

bounce ubbloco bounce

The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion

Posted: 27th Jan 2005
thats funny

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too

Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia

Posted: 28th Jan 2005
fair shot at multi, way to go

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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