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babajagaBRONZE Member
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany


Posted:
TAOISM: Sh!t happens.

BUDDHISM: If sh!t happens, it's not really sh!t.

ZEN: What is the sound of sh!t happening?

CONFUSIANISM: Confucius says: Sh!t happens

ISLAM: If sh!t happens , take a hostage.

PROTESTANTISM: Sh!t happens because you don't work hard enough



CATHOLICISM: Sh!t happens because you're bad.

JUDAISM: Why does sh!t always happen to us?

HARE KRISHAN: Sh!t happens rama rama

TV EVANGALISM: Send more sh!t,

ATHEISM: No sh!t.

HEDONISM: There's nuthin like a good happening.

JEHOVAHS WITNESS: Knock Knock, sh!t happens.

CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Sh!t Happens in your mind.

AGNOSTICISM: Matbe sh!t happens, maybe it doesn't.

STOICISM: This sh!t doesn't bother me.

RASTAFARIANISM: Lets smoke this sh!t.







Maybe not everybody's humor but hopefully some like it! ubblol

What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

Brilliant!!

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

what about mormonism? - "Sh!t happens so lets get married to more of it?"

Only jokin' ladies! wink

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


strooSILVER Member
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk


Posted:
ubblol very funny

Livin' on dreams and custard creams


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
ubblol at the Jewish one!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


ZimBRONZE Member
Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
284 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
that's on a shirt down at venice... so damn good... kudos to you for bring it to HoP! ahhh makes me laugh so damn hard.... brilliant indeed!

and by venice i mean venice beach, southern cali....
not italy....

that's usually not something y'need to say, but i just kinda realized.... well... y'know...


...y'know

~Z

Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol that is great!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
does that mean i'm not sh!t? boo hoo. i mean woo hoo?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
lovin it!

JUGGLEwithyourmind!


stickmanWorld Champ Procrastinator
580 posts
Location: ||...lost...||


Posted:
ubblol at islam

Penguin SvenSILVER Member
member
185 posts
Location: Australia,Vic


Posted:
nice, abso0lutly halerouis

"glow bugs, to slow to resist eating, to bitter to eat more than one handfull in a sitting" toothpaste for dinner


KaelGotRiceGOLD Member
Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
1,584 posts
Location: Angel's Landing, USA


Posted:
Hey, I'm a buddhist at a mormon college

O.o

hahahaha, I like the last one best. Maybe it's time to convert.

To do: More Firedrums 08 video?
Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire

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babajagaBRONZE Member
old hand
863 posts
Location: Berlin, Germany


Posted:
I have to laugh everytime again I read it.... ubblol

What is psychology?- Looking for a black cat in a dark room. What is psychoanalysis? Psychoanalysis is looking for a black cat in a dark room -- in which there is no cat -- but finding one anyway.


Wonder MonkeyBRONZE Member
Certainly confused
121 posts
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, United Kingdom


Posted:
Man I
Non-Https Image Link
myself @ Hare Krishna & Jehovahs Witness ubblol

My Mummy Says Im Special

bounce ubbloco bounce


The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
thats funny

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
fair shot at multi, way to go

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


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