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Cassandra


Cassandra

Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
Location: Back in Paris... for now !

Total posts: 4224
Posted:Come on ... it's grey outside, i can't focus on work today and I want sunshine ...

let's play...


"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:<whispers from sideline>

dont forget he's not just any old rat, he's Mighty Bob with deadly laser eyes!!


whats up with all the limitations?

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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:andy merely laughs,"BWAHAHAHHAHAA""a super rat whoever heard of such nonsense?"he had barely finished his words when....

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:bob slced him into little steaks with his eyes.The ref. shouted"hey you cant do that""you bastard I have to clean this up"so bob proceded to slice the ref ,then he went ona slicing and mincing and making julianne fries style rampage.
suddenly......


There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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Cassandra


Cassandra

Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
Location: Back in Paris... for now !

Total posts: 4224
Posted:the Robot shouted !!! YOU CAN'T do that !!! I'm a vegetarian... it's gross and besides I have a confession to make, i am ...

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:flamingly homosexual and find you very attractive but we can never be if you insist on doing these rampages.but the one thing I will love about you always is..

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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PeDey


member
Location: nevernever land

Total posts: 189
Posted:.....your cute scaly tale, I love that mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! the robot siged to his self and thought about......

ask yourself this??.......... When was the last time you dug a hole you could be proud of???
answers on a post card

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:the way your tail curls up at the end when you get excited and the little glow you get in your eyes before you slice something up.....oh Bob....can we ever be?

Bob sits there dumbfounded.

Meanwhile in a rice packing factory in Saigon....


whats up with all the limitations?

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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:
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a single grain of rice starts a daedly avalanche trapping several workers,and injuring two men in bunny suits.our heros were alerted by way of..

[ 23 August 2002, 12:55: Message edited by: vaperloc ]


There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:..........

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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the mind gap.


the mind gap.

old hand
Location: Brigadoon

Total posts: 829
Posted:Way Of was a nice sort of chap who liked alerting superheroes to troublesome situations. he liked collecting their autographs in a little green box.

his favourite was .....


wherever you go, there you are.

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

100 characters max...
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:his autograph of a man he was sure was Clark Kent. Okay, so Way Of didn't get out much...

Our heroes rushed to the scene of the accident. Horrified by what lay before them, Bob the Rat turned to his companions and said...


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Kyrian


Dreamer
Location: York, England

Total posts: 4308
Posted:"i knew that eating moldy cheese before midnight was a bad idea...."

Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:Mohammed, who had up until now been fairly quiet, made a mystical sign of blessing over the scene.

"you know it is customary to throw rice over ones shoulders when you have spilt it on the tablecloth." He murmurred.

"or is that salt?"

The others began to realise why he did not talk much.

"So", said Bob the Rat "Where shall we begin?"


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:"I think the best thing to do would be to wait for Captain G" said Bob

"Are you crazy," replied Mohammed, "she's off worrying about her tan-line and facial hair, she's no good to anyone!!"

"Well turn into that garden lounger you do so well and relax"

"How can I relax when I've got a fat oaf like you parking his furry backside on my face?" Retorted the cat

Just then, there was a loud crash from outside, the two heroes rushed to the door and to their horror they saw............


whats up with all the limitations?

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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:Barney the dinasour in a death battle with the power rangers and...

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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SmokyDavy
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

Do my poi look too small in this?
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Total posts: 394
Posted:A gigantic octopus with a rocket launcher, a heavy artillery cannon, a sword, a meat cleaver, a grenade, a small fuzzy stuffed turtle, a magazine on health and life, a cat-o-nine tails and a large wooden spanking paddle. Which all showed in high contrast to his rather sporting golfing hat and his custom built gimp mask!

Nobody really knew how to react to him, which helped in his attack on the evils and injustices of the world like Barney the Dinosaur...


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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

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Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:Who spends his spare time humping children and small woodland creatures,just before he munches them down in little bite size chunks.
Barney smiled showing peices of uneaten children,and squirrels just as......


There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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SickpuPpy


SickpuPpy

Ninja Rockstar!
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.

Total posts: 1100
Posted:The heavens parted in a mele of fire and maggoty Nutella, death and tiny bits of boiling custard. A horrible voice boomed across the earth saying "I am the Alpha and the Omega, I am the first and the last. And now you're all really fucked because....."

Jesus helps me trick people.

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:"I am Britney Spears"

"I never thought it possible but that skntight red jumpsuit thing is even more frightening when it is ten foot tall" said Bob quietly out of the corner of his mouth.

Mohammed just nodded, then turned into a nice wrought iron garden table with matching chairs...


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:Bob can only drool at the sight of those rubber covered boobies, he sits in the cat chair and tryes to call the captain but suddenly..

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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SickpuPpy


SickpuPpy

Ninja Rockstar!
Location: Denver, Co. U.S.A.

Total posts: 1100
Posted:Then Jesus miraculously appears (well not exactly miraculously, he was hiding behind a tree, but shhh, it's a secret) on the scene. He lets loose a hail of gunfire screaming "John 3:16 you sons of bitches!!!!!!" Then, laughing maniacly, screamed "Who's the Omega now, bitch!!?"

His intention, obviously, to distroy Britteny Spears/God but as the dense cloud of gunfire was just about to desimate Britteny/God when.....

[ 24 August 2002, 12:57: Message edited by: SickpuPpy ]


Jesus helps me trick people.

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vaperloc...the mighty


vaperloc...the mighty

look @my member
Location: Ft worth Texas

Total posts: 466
Posted:britney spars/god was wisked away by a tractor beam just as a giant "LASER"turned jesus into a smoldering pile of dust.*mini me quit humping the "LASER"*the "LASER" came from a spaceship piloted by none other than....

There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?

AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:a loud flatulent noise! (the batlight was taken...)

Upon hearing this loud flatulent noise, our hero's donned their super capes, and leapt to the rescue! Super Mohammed becoming an appropriately lavish Garden shovel, with mini rake attached, so that Bob and Captain Gert could shovel the rice off the poor helpless trapped workers....

After several minutes of shovelling, when both Bob and Captain Gert were exhausted, they decided to....


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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jaidendawn


member
Location: Laramie, Wyoming, USA

Total posts: 38
Posted:have a bit of fun in all this chaos, and build rice castles! Who really cares about traped nit-wits anyway?

~~Every Object, Every Being, Is A Jar Full Of Delight...~~

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fireboy


An angry young man with a passon for metal
Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia

Total posts: 252
Posted:after 30 mins of building rice castles they realized......... the alcohol they bought was with the men trapped in the rice erm contastrafy .
and they.....


Fireboy

<<SINister miNISister>>
remeber kids jesus slaves

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:sorry, did someonen say stirfry?
rissotto?

no?

ok, i'll go back to shovelling.....


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:Instead they decided to make the biggest rice pudding in the world!!!!

After finding a conveniently huge oven-proof dish,
the only decision that remained was whether to flavour it with cinnamon, or add some cardomon and make it a nifty arabic style desserty treat...


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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cleanup operative


member
Location: to

Total posts: 11
Posted:when, as if by magic, which of course it was,...

shaders? on me lungs?? i'm being eaten away! this is the end of me! oh god in 'eaven 'elp me!!

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jaidendawn


member
Location: Laramie, Wyoming, USA

Total posts: 38
Posted:The rice instantly turned into a gazillion tiny faeries! The tiny fae zoomed and looped. The swarm encircled our would be heros, tickling, nibbling and pinching them. In uncontrolable fits of painful laughter the trio...

[ 28 August 2002, 13:33: Message edited by: jaidendawn ]


~~Every Object, Every Being, Is A Jar Full Of Delight...~~

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[Nx?]
BRONZE Member since Nov 2001

[Nx?]

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both

Total posts: 3749
Posted:confered:

"can..hahahahaha...weeeeee...hehehehe...eeattt.....hahahahjhah........fairies........hooololhohlhohlhooohohohohohohohoho?" said super mohamed.

"no" replied the tortoice, who hasnt ticklish owing to his thick shell, "but Ive got a flame thrower left over from burning man......"


This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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