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Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Come on ... it's grey outside, i can't focus on work today and I want sunshine ...
let's play...
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
557 posts
Location: The Underworld
OK...
Once there was a girl named Gertrude. She was a plump, spotty girl, with long greasy hair and an uncontrolable lisp. She lived at home with her step mother and green cat named Mohammed.
One day, on her way to school she noticed a crumpled piece of paper in the gutter. For some reason she felt compelled to pick up the filthy rain-soaked wad. She had a feeling it was something very important.
As she bent over to retrieve it she felt something prod her left buttock. Turning slightly, she looked over her shoulder and...
Az abouve, So below...
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Location: Back in Paris... for now !
saw the cutest little purple rat biting her buttock... she separated butt from rat and put the rat on her shoulder.
Both looked eagerly at the piece of paper she'd picked up and what a surprise it was for both to discover it was ...
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
249 posts
Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
a voucher for twenty hours of free "People and their purple pets problems" therapy sessions. However, as gertrude didnt really know the purple rat very well yet, but mohammed her green cat was having some problems, she decided to...
557 posts
Location: The Underworld
A giant green and yellow deceptacon! Well, it wasn't giant at first because it had been crumpled up with the paper, but as gertrude opened the bundle it seemed to cause a reaction of some kind and the robot shot up twenty feet and expanded to the size of a house.
Scared out of their wits, Gertrude and the Rat ran. They ran as fast as their legs could carry them. After what seemed like months, they came to a...
Az abouve, So below...
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
stop.
then they...
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
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Location: Back in Paris... for now !
turned around to check if the robot was still chasing them and instead they saw that gigantic robot cry and look at them with such a lonely look :
gertrude, mohammed and Bob (the rat) wondered what to do and finally ...
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
... they decided to find out what the problem was. It seams that people had always ran from him just becuase of his size. So they conforted the robot and...
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
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Location: The Underworld
he turned to them and boomed -
'you pathetic weakling idiots!..'
Bringing down his tree-sized fist with a crash he crushed all three of them like flies.
'stupid, insignificant fools!! I am an evil deceptacon!-you truly believed I am capable of self-pity?!'
then...
Az abouve, So below...
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Pulled out his mobile phone and called his psychotherapist.
"I don't know whether I am comfortable with this assertiveness thing, it seems rather to aggressive to me. & when are we going to get around to working on the self-pity? I think that and the deception is really starting to rule my life..."
*click*
The Deceptacon looked in surprise at the mobile phone
"He hung up..."
After looking puzzled for a moment, the robot decided to...
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
Do my poi look too small in this?
394 posts
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Take a seat and think about how he could have handled that problem more responsibly.
Picking the bits of rat and little girl out of his fist he thought about how it was probably not necessary.
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru
That was a lovely tale of sorrow, sadness and things truly beyond our comprehension, you noticed how the robot finaly felt the true evil he had done and was forced by his subconsious to call his pyschotherapist........it's brought a tear to my eye.
You should all think about careers in writing strange yet compelling books
whats up with all the limitations?
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas
wow
when is daytime there?I wanna play .It is 3:47 am us central time i dont know what home of poi time is but gimme an estimate os I know whento be on.
There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?
AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Vaperloc ... the game continues non stop until th thread dies by itself ... you can add your bit anytime ... which is the beauty of it : we play together regardless of geography ...
soo... back to the story ...
The robot takes the bits and pieces of the rat, the cat and the little firl, bob, mohammed and gertrude and puts them in a repairing machine ...
unfortunately, the machine had a problem and allthough it did revive our three friends ....
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru
...they are no longer simply Gertrude, Bob and Mohammed.......now they are Captain Gertrude, Mighty Bob and Super Mohammed, three unwitting superheroes!!!
Captain Gert now has the ability to fly, Mighty Bob has deadly laser eyes and Super Mohammed can turn himself into any piece of luxury garden furniture at will.
Seating herself upon a handy nearby fabulous wooden garden lounger, Captain Gertrude turns her attention to the robot and says "You've been pretty naughty havent you, squashing us like that. How would you like if if Mighty Bob used his deadly laser eyes to cut youup into scrap?"
Mighty Bob sniggers uncontrolably.
The robot, taking one look at the rat replies.........
[ 21 August 2002, 21:34: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
"I would like to see you try, I will set my therapist on you..."
Recognising that she was not really talking to a very well adjusted individual, Gertrude decided to employ a different tactic. Slowly getting up off the garden lounger, she began to say...
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
Does this dress make me look fat?...
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
557 posts
Location: The Underworld
The robot looked at her in shock-
"how can such a sweet pretty thing like you be worried about being fat?" he asked.
Super Gert looked down at herself again, then back up at the robot.
"No really though, doesn't my ass look bulbus?"
"For fuck-sake human, shut-up!- said the robot.. - you look fine! you might wanna do sumthin about that tash though!"
Super Gert looked hurt, and ran inside tpo find a mirror...
then...
Az abouve, So below...
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Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Bob the rat and Mohammed the cat decided to make a joke to gert and so proceeded to ...
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru
comb their whiskers into finely crafted moustaches and parade up and down the street.
Super Gert came flying out of the house at top speed and when she saw Mighty Bob and Super Mohammed parading and the robot rolling around with laughter, she shouted in a big booming voice.........
whats up with all the limitations?
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
WHO PUT THAT DISTORTING MIRROR IN MY ROOM!
and ran away again in floods of tears. The robot shruged and said...
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
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Location: Back in Paris... for now !
it is not a distorting mirror, you knucklehead, it's just a mirror that shows you what you think of yourself ... it's called the "cut the bullshit about saying you're not good enough all the time" which means "be happy" in ancient greak
and so the robot proceeded to taking a look at himself in that very mirror and , to his surprise, he saw...
[ 22 August 2002, 03:14: Message edited by: Cassandra ]
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
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Location: to
the light.
and yea, wenteth he even unto the cupboard in the kitchen for to taketh unto him some tea and perhaps a scone.
but lo, the cupboard was empty. so he did smite the cupboard and all that lyeth around it in piles. then, when sated he was he did stompeth outside to where the 3 witless superheroes were....
shaders? on me lungs?? i'm being eaten away! this is the end of me! oh god in 'eaven 'elp me!!
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::thinks that newbie cleanup weirdo talks strangely *sigh*::
... were trying to juggle soap bubbles ...
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
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Location: Brigadoon
*agrees with cass about cleanup operative but i've woken up again now and banished him to the coal cellar to prove he deserves his name*
....while re-enacting the 1985 luton town/millwall football match.
naturally the bubbles broke but out of one of them came.....
wherever you go, there you are.
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Location: Back in Paris... for now !
reached the goal
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
shouted Bob the rat
but unfortunately the referee popped in and ...
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
popped.
then...
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Bob the rat, wiping bits of exploded referee off his shirt, smiled at those around him.
"That was fun" he squeaked "much better than an empty cupboard".
The Deceptacon was realising that destroying the superheroes was going to be harder than he thought. He decided to inlist the aid of...
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru
The mighty.......the unbeaten.............the king of the ring..................................
ANDY THE PIN-SIZED ANT!!!!!!
(the crowd go wild, cheering, shouting, booing, shooting, crying, dying, running, screaming, etc...)
Andy running as fast as his little legs can carry him, just makes it in time for the first round...........the bell rings.........
[ 22 August 2002, 19:51: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
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Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Bob the rat enters the ring and looks at Andy with a smirk ...
"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"
466 posts
Location: Ft worth Texas
"Andy" he said,"youever had your ass kicked by a rat before?"
There are no obstacles only challenges.
Very funny scotty now beam down my pants.
[colour."green"}What would willie do?
AHH theres too many wee leprechauns i cannae squash them all
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