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The Real Fryed Fish
God's illgitament son
Location: state of confusion
Member Since: 2nd Jun 2004
Total posts: 1489
Posted:.........for picking some one up at the airport, bus station, or other wise

ok so heres the thing, this weekend i had to pick up bruning brain at the air port, now i wanted to make a sign that said....."matt hurry up before the bomb explodes!!" or "hurry the anthrax is already in the air vents!"

now obviously i didnt do it.......but still it would have been funny as hell, and at least ONE other person would have gotten the joke (the problem is it would have been the ticket cleark not the officer that would have gotten it)

so if you could make a sign for picking someone up at the afore mentioned places, what would it say? keep in mind im looking for funny ones that have some thing to do with the way the world is today (paranoid and suspicious) smile


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grasshoppah
grasshoppah

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Posted:

EDIT:

Apparently joking about bombs and anthrax in an airport is funny to Fried Fish, but once you bring him and his family into it, it isnt funny anymore.

EDITED_BY: grasshoppah (1106163865)


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grasshoppah
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Posted:Post deleted by grasshoppah

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The Real Fryed Fish
God's illgitament son
Location: state of confusion
Member Since: 2nd Jun 2004
Total posts: 1489
Posted:see that makes no sense with the thread bro........you wouldnt bring that to an air port and such to pick some one up, plus it has nothing to do with current times..........so while it is funny to a degree.........it makes no sense in this case and there for, like the person that posted it, its dumb....

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
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Havokist
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Location: Manchester
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Posted:or you could just have a sign on a pole that was taller then head height that you could stand up saying something like "terrorist meeting point"

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The Real Fryed Fish
God's illgitament son
Location: state of confusion
Member Since: 2nd Jun 2004
Total posts: 1489
Posted:Written by: grasshoppah


Apparently joking about bombs and anthrax in an airport is funny to Fried Fish, but once you bring him and his family into it, it isnt funny anymore.




yes i am weird like that......


You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:"Warning: Surprise Suicide Bomber"?

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Bretch
Bretch

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Location: Cork, Ireland at present
Member Since: 19th Nov 2004
Total posts: 247
Posted:"Drug drop off point!"

or

"Osama Bin Ladan"


I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....


PyroWill
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Posted:FF for President!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

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UCOF
UCOF

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Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
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Posted:Franz Ferdinand?

Freddy the Fox?

Ford Fiesta?



confused



Oh..... Fryed Fish...

Nah thats rubbish... unless there just so happened to be another HOPper walking through the gates to understand the joke.... umm



Wonder Monkey
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Certainly confused
Location: Chelmsford, Essex
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Posted:A friend of mine once picked someone up form the airport dressed like a man in black, with an earpiece and EVERYTHING ubbrollsmile

With a sign that read "Babylon an' Ting"

Apparently it was very funny. People even censored themselves.

It was that funny.

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PyroWill
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Posted:im very curious to know what that censor is, hmmm

and thanks jon for always spoiling my plans wink


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

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UCOF
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Posted:Written by: As Above
im very curious to know what that censor is, hmmm



ubblol

I was thinking that...



Vixen
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Posted:Ive bin inserting words at random. xxx

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Mr Majestik
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Posted:madness!

i'd want to go in a cloak and turban with a sign that just says:
"i'm not a terrorist, seriously!"


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Domino
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 757
Posted:This reminds me of some of the stunts that Dom Joly did on Trigger Happy TV.

Collecting for a charity called "Anemic Zoo Animals" while standing in front of a bill board with his face on it and the words "Do not trust this man"

Dressed as a bank robber (black and white striped jumper, black trousers, "eye mask", beret, holding a bag with "SWAG" written across it") holding a sign with "Bank Robber" on it, walking past two policemen and getting into a car with someone dressed the same way (holding a sign that says "Getaway Car") satnding next to it.

Dressed as a robber asking people to give him a leg over to get over the wall into a house because "he forgot his keys".


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UCOF
UCOF

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Posted:Getting them to hold the ladder as he climbs out of the bedroom window dressed as before...

smile



vanize
vanize

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Location: Austin, Texas
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Total posts: 3899
Posted:I arrived in san francisco with a friend way back on the day iraq invaded kuwait. To be funny in a blues brother's kind of way, we had both dressed up in black suits and were wearing sunglasses as we disembarked. Now, both my friend and I are those kind of people who are sort of non-ethnically distinct (i.e. we can look white or jewish or middle eastern or even mexican if we try hard enough or someone is predisposed to see us that way). The friend that was picking us at the gate (having no idea we were in suits) was also trying to be funny and had a limosene drivers hat on and a sign that said "kuwaitee royal family".



we got a lot of looks, but we held our mutual fits of laughter for at least... oh... 30 seconds. I wonder if people were try to figure out what the kuwaitee royals had to laugh about or just saw us for the heartless brats we really were.


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The Real Fryed Fish
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Location: state of confusion
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Posted:i see there are a lot if you with the same twisted sense of humor i have.........we need to organize an international mess wtih air port security day.......but before we do that, are any of you a good lawyer, or know one................cover our asses first ya know

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


Pink...?
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Posted:Vanize - ubblol That sounds so funny!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


vanize
vanize

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Posted:one of those things that couldn't have been funnier no matter how much it was planned - the funniest things are just coincidence.

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Doc Lightning
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Posted:When such things are planned, they lose about 90% of their humor.

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Kit
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Posted:
Written by:
A friend of mine once picked someone up form the airport dressed like a man in black, with an earpiece and EVERYTHING

With a sign that read "Babylon an' Ting"
{/quote]


I am obviously stupid. i dont geddit... ???


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Zim
Zim

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Location: Southern California, USA
Member Since: 28th Sep 2004
Total posts: 284
Posted:perhaps a sign that says:



-Hitler

or

-change of plans: don't leave the bomb in the suitcase by the check-in



-the seller will NOT be in the alley that's NOT outside to the right



or dressed up like a bank robber with a sign that says:

-the bank closes at 9, hurry!



or even:



-bomb gone missing in wrong suitcase, if found please report to arab man standing by baggage claim.



-if you take my suitcase, i WILL launch a jihad on yo' ass



-warning: bombing of foreign country in progress



-Free cocaine for ladies in the white limo outside



i still think the best was havokist's extra tall sign that read:

terrorist meeting point



~Z


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Wonder Monkey
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Location: Chelmsford, Essex
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Posted:Written by: Kit



I am obviously stupid. i dont geddit... ???



Not at all.

on reflection I guess you had to be there...or rather I should have explained the situation so as to make the humour more self apparent.

Basically his friends and him are, for starters, all white, well cut fellows. He was picking them up after a weekend in Amsterdam.

Hence the jamaican 'babylon an ting' - funny becasue he was all in black with a daft sign, written as if he were jamaican, picking up peopel who had just come back from the Dam, all of whom are WASPs. Funny thru randomness I guess.

I dunno. Maybe its not funny frown confused


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Domino
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Posted:You could turn up with a blank sign, that would be a bit Discordian

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Flame Boy
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Posted:Dressed as a terrorist - walk round with a worried expression on your face continually checking your watch, asking people if they've seen a small black suitcase, with stickers on it, a white handle, and, oh yeah, its ticking biggrin

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