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GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
I thought it would be a good idea for me to warn you guys about a few things...lol don't panic its not that bad.lol.
so after talking to a few other hoppers wink I decided to do it like this. feel free to quote and your own.


Going to Falmouth? Be warned....

Gothfrogette :
1.has a tendency to pass out allot if this happens just make sure she is breathing and safe and she will come back round eventually.
2. Burps sound funny, kinda animal like yet hiccup type thing. you'll see.

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


CrazyHippyChickSILVER Member
errrrrr what?
198 posts
Location: cloud 9, United Kingdom


Posted:
falmouth confessions?................... runs and hides

I'll come back as fire and burn all the liars and leave a blanket of ashes on the ground.
I could write the new bridget jones diary only mine would be more bizarre, funnier, dirtier more unbelievabe and bloody true!


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
confessions of a juggler...

* i'm nowhere near as good at spinning poi as i used to be
* when i juggle i only very marginally make more catches than drops (but at least i enjoy it lots)
* i'm very poor at introducing myself to people for the first time but be warned, once i know your name i'll talk to you till you fall asleep
* if i start talking about juggling i will gradually but inevitably descend into a form of communication made up of just numbers and low grunts and growls
* i will bring buckfast and will push it upon others whilst i imbibe
* i will eat lots of step's biscuits
* i will sit down for large portions of the day and just gaze at girls playing (one in particular ubblove) - closely linked to that fact that...
* i will take absolutely far too many smoking breaks
* i will pester durbs to play with me and show me lots of liquid until he finds me more annoying than he thinks he is himself (which he so blatently isn't anyway)
* i will bring a sharp stick (to poke mech in the eye with, should i find him peeking into my tent uninvited) wink
* i am under 26

i have tonnes more foibles to confess but keeping some back will make the trip far more spontaneous... umm

i noticed mech missed out on the most important details - like the fact that you must never feed him after midnight and that you must never, under any circumstances, allow him to get wet.

i like this thread smile
i know i'm a bit of a weirdo and as such it is very comforting and reassuring to know that i'll be in good company wink

hug juggle


cole. x

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
cole, i love the water

ill bring some goggles to protect my eyes

and by the laws of nature, it would never allow some one as me to procteate!

Step (el-nombrie)


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ah what a lovely thread, I;m happy you started it Goth Frogette, Will's confessions would be:

-Am under 30
-Have a habit of saying yeah way too much
-Drinks way too much, if anyone wants any vodka im the one to ask biggrin, I will be bringing a separate bag to falmouth just filled with the sauce smile
-I get very flirty like mr brodieman but I promise to try to promise to be good wink
-If im lying down talking to you and say something totally out of context that means I will be asleep in about 60 seconds so dont be offended

This thing is gonna be so good, I will apologise in advance for any behaviour that is soon to be....'un-social' wink

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
im getting the feeling i may be the youngest spinner who may be getting partially or fully wrecked... redface

*runs and curls up in a corner and tries to not be noticed*

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
why how old are you havokist? im 6 months smile

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
im an ikkle 14 year old biggrin



lol



oh yeah, and when i said youngest, i meant physically youngest spinner getting wrecked tongue
EDITED_BY: Havokist (1105551665)

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


ParafinfairySILVER Member
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
I eat pies.

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
*said in robot, seemingly overly-rehearsed way*

pies are cool, i prefer meat and potato pies.

what kind of pies do you like, parafin fairy?

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
what do you mean getting wrecked,your underage, your not allowed to drink :P we're gonna have to keep an eye on you wink im hoping i can bring my pram down to the beach, i hope they have baby changing too, and i am physically the youngest too, like i said 6 months

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


ParafinfairySILVER Member
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
Actually lamb and mint pies are quite good - had one at the pie stall at Beautiful Days festie!! Any pies are good.

Will - I guess that will mean you shouldn't bring the vodka either being too young and all that!!! You can have some yummy flapjacks instead and watch the grown-ups drink!!!

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!


HavokistBRONZE Member

2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah! ditto what miss parafinfairy said about the vodka,

and if you are bringing any, can i have some? tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: PyroWill


Ah what a lovely thread, I;m happy you started it Goth Frogette,




well your welcome

i'm all excited, have even started making a list of what i will need to take. lol hug hug weavesmiley hug

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'll acce[t the flapjacks offer, and i can still handle the vodka, i dont have to walk home due to a pram smile

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
ok, after much arm twisting, I will partially confess:



I will constantly be dreaming of variations on dozens of different fantasies that revolve around one r more of the various feminine fire performers the entire time I am at Falmouth, whether I am awake or asleep. The level of elaborateness of these fantasies will vary with my level of intoxication (peaking somewhere around moderatly inebreated) and how long it has been since by last burn.



I also confess that I will often be more pished that I appear.



I know this is not going to satisfy those who wanted to hear specific confesions of particular fantasies, but I am not going to risk pissing off HoP god Malcolm, thank you very much!



I am not redeemed by my partial confession

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
maybe you could type some words in a random order that are not offensive in their own right, but in another order would happen to relate to your innermost desires?

that way we may more accurately fantasise about your fantasies and everyone is happy wink


cole. x


p.s. i have an extra confession:

* i hardly ever spin fire so don't be surprised if i don't.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


ado-pGOLD Member
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland


Posted:
i tend to pack about an hour before i have to leave the house.



so if i do turn up i will be probably be missing half of everything i need. Things like clothes and food but nothing important, like staffs.

Love is the law.


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
I seem to remember someone (frodo maybe) coming to the first falmouth without money, food or a tent!

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
I remember someone at Falmouth 2 visiting a supermarket wearing a towel! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


BirdGOLD Member
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


BethMiss Whippy
1,262 posts
Location: Cornwall & Oxford


Posted:
Ahh Garthy, i hope he comes to Fal3!

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

Infact... where is that footage? *calls to Ben* Well all that we got before that silly woman in Tesco's said we weren't allowed to film in there!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I will be checking everyone's behavioral habits against those listed above. Points will be knocked off for failure to adhere.


Mech starts off in minus points anyway to give everyone else a chance.



Notice should be taken of the fact that Pyrowill is not only "under 30" he is also under 20.....

Meh


Gayle......!SILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Beth


Ahh Garthy, i hope he comes to Fal3!




Think he is.....!

Gayle.....!


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh I see we're pretending that Will is a baby are we? OK forget my earlier statement then. He isn't a 19yr old student at Hull Uni at all, he's a 6 month old baby in a pram...


Is that better?

Meh


FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
im going to loose points...

my girl will be mad if i get naked... wont u bowz!!

passing through, this world still lives.


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
U cant not get naked... that means it will just be me! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


Flame BoyGOLD Member
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
Why does anyone have to get naked? confused

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying


VixenSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
All in the name of Falmouth2 xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Vixen


U cant not get naked... that means it will just be me! xxx




well i don't mind getting naked so that two.... any one else? hug

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


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