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GothFrogette
GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 10th Oct 2004
Total posts: 3999
Posted:I thought it would be a good idea for me to warn you guys about a few things...lol don't panic its not that bad.lol.
so after talking to a few other hoppers wink I decided to do it like this. feel free to quote and your own.


Going to Falmouth? Be warned....

Gothfrogette :
1.has a tendency to pass out allot if this happens just make sure she is breathing and safe and she will come back round eventually.
2. Burps sound funny, kinda animal like yet hiccup type thing. you'll see.


Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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CrazyHippyChick
errrrrr what?
Location: cloud 9
Member Since: 6th Jul 2004
Total posts: 198
Posted:falmouth confessions?................... runs and hides

I'll come back as fire and burn all the liars and leave a blanket of ashes on the ground.
I could write the new bridget jones diary only mine would be more bizarre, funnier, dirtier more unbelievabe and bloody true!

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coleman
coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay
Member Since: 29th Aug 2002
Total posts: 7330
Posted:confessions of a juggler...

* i'm nowhere near as good at spinning poi as i used to be
* when i juggle i only very marginally make more catches than drops (but at least i enjoy it lots)
* i'm very poor at introducing myself to people for the first time but be warned, once i know your name i'll talk to you till you fall asleep
* if i start talking about juggling i will gradually but inevitably descend into a form of communication made up of just numbers and low grunts and growls
* i will bring buckfast and will push it upon others whilst i imbibe
* i will eat lots of step's biscuits
* i will sit down for large portions of the day and just gaze at girls playing (one in particular ubblove) - closely linked to that fact that...
* i will take absolutely far too many smoking breaks
* i will pester durbs to play with me and show me lots of liquid until he finds me more annoying than he thinks he is himself (which he so blatently isn't anyway)
* i will bring a sharp stick (to poke mech in the eye with, should i find him peeking into my tent uninvited) wink
* i am under 26

i have tonnes more foibles to confess but keeping some back will make the trip far more spontaneous... umm

i noticed mech missed out on the most important details - like the fact that you must never feed him after midnight and that you must never, under any circumstances, allow him to get wet.

i like this thread smile
i know i'm a bit of a weirdo and as such it is very comforting and reassuring to know that i'll be in good company wink

hug juggle


cole. x


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"
Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted:cole, i love the water

ill bring some goggles to protect my eyes

and by the laws of nature, it would never allow some one as me to procteate!


Step (el-nombrie)

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PyroWill
PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines
Member Since: 4th Aug 2004
Total posts: 4437
Posted:Ah what a lovely thread, I;m happy you started it Goth Frogette, Will's confessions would be:

-Am under 30
-Have a habit of saying yeah way too much
-Drinks way too much, if anyone wants any vodka im the one to ask biggrin, I will be bringing a separate bag to falmouth just filled with the sauce smile
-I get very flirty like mr brodieman but I promise to try to promise to be good wink
-If im lying down talking to you and say something totally out of context that means I will be asleep in about 60 seconds so dont be offended

This thing is gonna be so good, I will apologise in advance for any behaviour that is soon to be....'un-social' wink


An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:im getting the feeling i may be the youngest spinner who may be getting partially or fully wrecked... redface

*runs and curls up in a corner and tries to not be noticed*


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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PyroWill
PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines
Member Since: 4th Aug 2004
Total posts: 4437
Posted:why how old are you havokist? im 6 months smile

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:im an ikkle 14 year old biggrin



lol



oh yeah, and when i said youngest, i meant physically youngest spinner getting wrecked tongue

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We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Parafinfairy
Parafinfairy

old hand
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 5th Sep 2003
Total posts: 845
Posted:I eat pies.

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:*said in robot, seemingly overly-rehearsed way*

pies are cool, i prefer meat and potato pies.

what kind of pies do you like, parafin fairy?


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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PyroWill
PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines
Member Since: 4th Aug 2004
Total posts: 4437
Posted:what do you mean getting wrecked,your underage, your not allowed to drink :P we're gonna have to keep an eye on you wink im hoping i can bring my pram down to the beach, i hope they have baby changing too, and i am physically the youngest too, like i said 6 months

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Parafinfairy
Parafinfairy

old hand
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 5th Sep 2003
Total posts: 845
Posted:Actually lamb and mint pies are quite good - had one at the pie stall at Beautiful Days festie!! Any pies are good.

Will - I guess that will mean you shouldn't bring the vodka either being too young and all that!!! You can have some yummy flapjacks instead and watch the grown-ups drink!!!


Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:yeah! ditto what miss parafinfairy said about the vodka,

and if you are bringing any, can i have some? tongue


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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GothFrogette
GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 10th Oct 2004
Total posts: 3999
Posted:Written by: PyroWill

Ah what a lovely thread, I;m happy you started it Goth Frogette,



well your welcome

i'm all excited, have even started making a list of what i will need to take. lol hug hug weavesmiley hug


Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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PyroWill
PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines
Member Since: 4th Aug 2004
Total posts: 4437
Posted:i'll acce[t the flapjacks offer, and i can still handle the vodka, i dont have to walk home due to a pram smile

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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vanize
vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas
Member Since: 21st Aug 2001
Total posts: 3899
Posted:ok, after much arm twisting, I will partially confess:



I will constantly be dreaming of variations on dozens of different fantasies that revolve around one r more of the various feminine fire performers the entire time I am at Falmouth, whether I am awake or asleep. The level of elaborateness of these fantasies will vary with my level of intoxication (peaking somewhere around moderatly inebreated) and how long it has been since by last burn.



I also confess that I will often be more pished that I appear.



I know this is not going to satisfy those who wanted to hear specific confesions of particular fantasies, but I am not going to risk pissing off HoP god Malcolm, thank you very much!



I am not redeemed by my partial confession


-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

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coleman
coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay
Member Since: 29th Aug 2002
Total posts: 7330
Posted:maybe you could type some words in a random order that are not offensive in their own right, but in another order would happen to relate to your innermost desires?

that way we may more accurately fantasise about your fantasies and everyone is happy wink


cole. x


p.s. i have an extra confession:

* i hardly ever spin fire so don't be surprised if i don't.


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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ado-p
ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland
Member Since: 13th May 2004
Total posts: 3882
Posted:i tend to pack about an hour before i have to leave the house.



so if i do turn up i will be probably be missing half of everything i need. Things like clothes and food but nothing important, like staffs.


Love is the law.

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Bird
Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 6086
Posted:I seem to remember someone (frodo maybe) coming to the first falmouth without money, food or a tent!

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Vixen
Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire
Member Since: 10th Jan 2004
Total posts: 3276
Posted:I remember someone at Falmouth 2 visiting a supermarket wearing a towel! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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Bird
Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 6086
Posted:ubblol

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Beth
Beth

Miss Whippy
Location: Cornwall & Oxford
Member Since: 3rd Jun 2003
Total posts: 1262
Posted:Ahh Garthy, i hope he comes to Fal3!

Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:ubblol

Infact... where is that footage? *calls to Ben* Well all that we got before that silly woman in Tesco's said we weren't allowed to film in there!


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:I will be checking everyone's behavioral habits against those listed above. Points will be knocked off for failure to adhere.


Mech starts off in minus points anyway to give everyone else a chance.



Notice should be taken of the fact that Pyrowill is not only "under 30" he is also under 20.....


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Gayle......!
Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol !!!!!!
Member Since: 9th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2444
Posted:Written by: Beth

Ahh Garthy, i hope he comes to Fal3!



Think he is.....!


Gayle.....!

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Oh I see we're pretending that Will is a baby are we? OK forget my earlier statement then. He isn't a 19yr old student at Hull Uni at all, he's a 6 month old baby in a pram...


Is that better?


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Frodo
Frodo

old hand
Location: In a van
Member Since: 30th Jun 2003
Total posts: 1092
Posted:im going to loose points...

my girl will be mad if i get naked... wont u bowz!!


passing through, this world still lives.

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Vixen
Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire
Member Since: 10th Jan 2004
Total posts: 3276
Posted:U cant not get naked... that means it will just be me! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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Flame Boy
Flame Boy

veteran
Location: Out
Member Since: 13th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1508
Posted:Why does anyone have to get naked? confused

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying

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Vixen
Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire
Member Since: 10th Jan 2004
Total posts: 3276
Posted:All in the name of Falmouth2 xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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GothFrogette
GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 10th Oct 2004
Total posts: 3999
Posted:Written by: Vixen

U cant not get naked... that means it will just be me! xxx



well i don't mind getting naked so that two.... any one else? hug


Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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