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My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
Ok so in your honest opinons, does the consumption of alcohol

a) Make you speak the truth
b) Make you talk complete nonsence
c) Brings out the hornyness that is locked up from below

Ok i know this is a really really strange one but im in a pickle an am trying to figure sumthin out!

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ParafinfairySILVER Member
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845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
I think a bit of both on the speaking the truth and speaking nonsence! If I've had a few I usually talk complete rubbish that doesn't make much sense (although it does at the time!!). As far as making you speak the truth and bringing out hornyness, well I think its more to do with the fact that you lose inhibitions and are therefore more likely to say stuff and not worry so much about the consequences. I know someone who feels like she has to drink whenever she goes out because it makes her less shy.

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My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
That would make sence, thanx hug lil closer to figuring out this mess hehe

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

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GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Spanner


Written by: My hairs on fire


a) Make you speak the truth
b) Make you talk complete nonsence
c) Brings out the hornyness that is locked up from below





All of the above ubblol



i second that although i do not drink at all now so i forget

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


RadzynSILVER Member
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183 posts
Location: Las Vegas, NV, USA


Posted:
I third that, and I drink a lot now, but I still forget sometimes...

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oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Parafinfairy


I know someone who feels like she has to drink whenever she goes out because it makes her less shy.




i know someone like this too...

maybe alcohol makes you speak your mind, but this is not nessessairly truth.

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Borathmember
64 posts
Location: Cheltenham, England


Posted:
All of the above. People know to ask questions when I'm drunk because they'll get the straight answer and not the screened one.

Of my many nonsensical phrases uttered whilst drunk is 'It's got tassells!' and involved rolling around under a table batting at the tablecloth. One of many...

Horniness? Well, inhibitions go out the window, I'll say that much.

^_^

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Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
there is shallow truth but after about the second sentence you start to dribble s**t. i dont think it brings out the hornyness so much as is an excuse accepted by society to show it openly.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
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1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
It reduces your inhibitions, for sure, so if there's something you want to say you'll probably blurt it out. But it also makes unfathomably awful people look like the woman/man of your dreams (sometimes both). And you can convince yourself that certain things are true when normally you'd see the painfully obvious reason they're not.

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
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Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
i think rather than making me talk the truth it makes me stop thinking about stuff.

if someone wants me to agree with them they'd havemuch more chance when i'm drunk cos i just tend to go along. i will think i'm telling the truth, so in one way it's true, but weather i'd say the same thing in truth when i'mm sober is a different matter.

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OrangeBoboSILVER Member
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1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada


Posted:
I have the problem that I speak more german when I'm a bit drunk. It just flows out so much easier. Why would this be a problem?? Everyone wants me to get drunk now!! Dunno why, but languages come easier when you're drinking, you don't think about the consiquences, and I suppose get less embarassed about it. But I had a whole half hour conversation with all german, was fantastic! Specially the fact it was in france, and the stars were gorgous. But drink water. Bobo doesn't like fainting!

~ Bobo

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EveishGOLD Member
*Tickles pretty strangers*
610 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
I would say more nonsense would come out of my mouth than truth!! There have been times when I have woken up the following day, remembering what I had said the night before and being utterly confused at WHY I would have said any of that rubbish at all!!!
As for horny-ness... it definitely makes me more of a flirt, but I don't think that is unlocking any inner-hornyness, I think it is just numbing me into a false sense of over-confidence!
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GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
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3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
i get the horn a hell of alot more than i speak more honest, probably as i am always speaking my mind, i do have tact when sober though, that kinda goes when i am drunk.

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


Hubert_CumberdaleSILVER Member
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479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom


Posted:
a) Make you speak the truth
This is probably true

b) Make you talk complete nonsence
Depends how tanked up I get... it goes from shy, to truth to nonsense in about two gallons. A round trip.

c) Brings out the hornyness that is locked up from below
Hmmm.... If drink be the fuel of love.. I'll have another flaming, screwball banana daiquary in ice, please. Oh and two viagra, plus an exctasy pill. Stirred anti clockwise. And a twist of lemon biggrin

Actually.. just kidding, I'll stick with an orange juice please wink

My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
Cheerz for the imput people.
I think it was a mix of letting past feeling bubble up that got me into this mess!

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

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Hope all is well : )


KlownyBRONZE Member
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160 posts
Location: Remote Western Australia Karratha


Posted:
makes me speak truth, and increases my libido! i feel thats a much better way of admitting it makes me horny biggrin

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flidBRONZE Member
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Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
all of the above.

stickmanWorld Champ Procrastinator
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Posted:
yes all of the above, but the nonsense i usually blather makes sense at the time, so in its own twisted way it is truth.

nearly_all_goneSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: FireBug24


makes me speak truth, and increases my libido! i feel thats a much better way of admitting it makes me horny biggrin




Yes. Yes it is. biggrin

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau


_Aimée_SILVER Member
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Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: My hairs on fire



a) Make you speak the truth

b) Make you talk complete nonsence

c) Brings out the hornyness that is locked up from below








a) ashton you look quite pretty today - lauren

b) trousers are not a neccessity. I don't have to put any trousers on if i dont want to, its my house. - me

c) stuart is over here <------ stacey is over here -------> *me switches light off...5 second pause...me switches light on* stacey is now playing tonsil tennis with stuart rolleyes



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Bretchenthusiast
247 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland at present


Posted:
My mum always says, 'you always get the truth from drunks and fools'.... so what happens if I'm both????? confused

Considering I talk crap all the time, when I'm drunk.... I think it just comes out more slurred with the odd bit of dribble!!!

Does it make me horny..???... jeez, I dunno when I'm not horny.... ubblol

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DoktorSkellSILVER Member
addict
475 posts
Location: Van Diemans Land, Australia


Posted:


Alcohol surppresses my hornyness...... strange ne?

well, unless i actually end up in bed with someone.

But thats a whole different thread lolsign

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roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Lately (last 9 months or so) whenever I've been drinking I don't go through the cheerful/nonsence/horny stage, I just go straight to the negative physical effects....it must be what I'm drinking, I always drink Lemon Ruski's so maybe it's the vodka doing it to me. But yes, back in the day...It definately made me...a little more confident, to say the least.

I don't talk nonsence but I do have the tendancy to speak the truth.

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


peles_paynimSILVER Member
member
80 posts
Location: the fascist states of amerika, USA


Posted:
i find that if i've been wanting to talk to someone about something, alchohol helps...so i guess i speak more truthfully, but nonsense is only a six pack away.....
as for horniness..give me a spliff

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realize
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toweryGOLD Member
Member
32 posts
Location: Wakayama-ken, USA


Posted:
Truth and nonsense aside, it's been said that a drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts. All the filters are down and if you are prone to straightforward thinking, out come your honest feelings for all to hear. If you are the type who tends to think more haphazardly, also out come the honest feelings, only they sound like nonsense to others (and maybe even to yourself while sober). Nevertheless, it's usually honesty (unless deep down your're a highly deceptive character), not to be confused with "truth."

As for the horniness issue, take the adage and insert "actions" for "words." When I'm sober, I might look at someone and have a nice little internal fantasy about shagging them, but when drunk, I tend to try making it happen. Granted, again the filters are down, so even the people that I would normally screen from the shagging-pool for various reasons start to look better and better the more I drink.

With both of these in mind, I try to think about who I'm going to be drunk around and how I'll feel tomorrow after I've decided to tell them how I REALLY feel about them and/or tried to hump them in the midst of my drunken antics. After that is when I decide whether or not to drink in any given situation.

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Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
sounds almost responsable, is that allowed?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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DominoSILVER Member
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757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK


Posted:
ubblol

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MiGGOLD Member
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3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
Written by: towery} people that I would normally screen from the shagging-pool for various reasons start to look better and better the more I drink. [/quote



Ah, the famous donning of the beer goggles. There's a flash animation somewhere talking about that...

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Bretchenthusiast
247 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland at present


Posted:
I've never had the beer goggles on.. strange as it might seem, being horny most of the time, and gagging for it when drunk... but if she don't flick my switch, drunk or not, I won't go there, and I've actually proved it to myself which made me very happy biggrin (I'm hoping that doesn't sound big-headed.....)

I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
l think some beer goggles should be made that actually have beer in goggles(or not) :P

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


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