At last it arrived, my chrisco hamper. Stuff the food, I wanted the alchol, and heaps of it. This Christmas I can enjoy all the cocktails and mixed drinks I can handle. No more sitting there with the family fighting over nothing, I'll be too pissed to know what's happening. Gotta love it!
Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine, go into your brain and that's where shitty idea's come from.