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{anthrax}
{anthrax}

Look I've changed my title!
Location: England
Member Since: 10th Aug 2004
Total posts: 209
Posted:funny story:

Sitting in chemistry bored... usual box of Englands Glory matches in my pocket.

So there I am distributing matches round the class behind the teachers back and seeing who can strike it off the most imporessive surface. I think glass was a crowd pleaser wink

Anyway me and my mate lay 2 matches down and light em just coz 2 looks better than one right? I put my hand on top to put them out and now I have a really cool looking burn on my hand ubbloco

haha it looks like a snakebite right in the middle of my palm, tell ya what though it didn't half hurt at the time lol

So remember kids don't play with matches


anthrax.... it infects, then spreads..... fast

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L J
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Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 3
Posted:have a medal clap

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Twisthem488
Twisthem488

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Location: USA
Member Since: 27th Jan 2004
Total posts: 187
Posted:Written by: {anthrax}

So remember kids don't play with matches



and make sure you dont grab the metal part of you soldering iron. Accidently did that the other day installing an ignitor on my potatoe cannon. now i have 2 lovely burns (now just red crispy skin) on my thumb and forefinger.


Im a Thespian, But I'll Act Normal Around You Guys

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meghann
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Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to ...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2004
Total posts: 302
Posted:and dont pick up molten plastic

did that, thought it had solidified... it hadnt. and it fused to my skin, as i tried to peel it off as it hurt quite a lot i just peeled off the skin underneeth! eek

also, when trying to see if the oil in your frying pan it hot enough to cook your egg, dont test it by dripping it on your hand! incredably stupid i know, i think i was still kinda asleep! ooooops smile


ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher

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My hairs on fire
My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 515
Posted:-dont touch the cosmic yoghurt spoon-

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )

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meghann
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Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to ...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2004
Total posts: 302
Posted:no... never the spoon!

ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher

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Domino
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 757
Posted:There is no spoon

*hides*


Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

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meghann
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Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to ...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2004
Total posts: 302
Posted:so, whats holding my custard?


(yes i do realise thats matrix!!)


ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher

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{anthrax}
{anthrax}

Look I've changed my title!
Location: England
Member Since: 10th Aug 2004
Total posts: 209
Posted:mmm matrix

*drools*


anthrax.... it infects, then spreads..... fast

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meghann
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Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to ...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2004
Total posts: 302
Posted:mmm neo *also drools*

ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher

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lunernia
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Member Since: 24th Aug 2004
Total posts: 110
Posted:mmmm drool.. *drools*

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blue_pyro
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Member Since: 23rd Nov 2004
Total posts: 4
Posted:yuk

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teejay_blue
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mikes bitch
Location: manchester/northampton/where t...
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 387
Posted:random thread...

Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music - angela monet.

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My hairs on fire
My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 515
Posted:Welcome to hop's social chat section hunny bounce

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )

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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)
Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA
Member Since: 12th Jul 2003
Total posts: 342
Posted:also, never try to detonate an explosive device by igniting a rocket engine with a hand held butane torch...

crispy skin galore


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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PyroWill
PyroWill

HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
Location: Staines
Member Since: 4th Aug 2004
Total posts: 4437
Posted:never try to see if your willy is flammable

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian

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Bretch
Bretch

enthusiast
Location: Cork, Ireland at present
Member Since: 19th Nov 2004
Total posts: 247
Posted:The flesh ain't too flamable.... but the hair goes up like dried grass on a bonfire!!!!

I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....

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Gri-gri
Gri-gri

Member
Location: Richardsbay, South Africa
Member Since: 14th Dec 2004
Total posts: 84
Posted:Written by: meghann


also, when trying to see if the oil in your frying pan it hot enough to cook your egg, dont test it by dripping it on your hand! incredably stupid i know, i think i was still kinda asleep! ooooops smile



Don't worry, I think we've all done STOOPID things like that. The other night I got home, walked through the front door, put down my stuff, walked out the back door and subsequently locked myself out!! confused


Where the mind goes,
The body will follow...

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twistedfirestarter
twistedfirestarter

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Location: OZ
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2004
Total posts: 53
Posted:well least ya didnt walk into the door! ubbloco

~*~peace and trust takes years to build, yet takes only seconds to shatter~*~

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GothFrogette
GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 10th Oct 2004
Total posts: 3999
Posted:Written by: PyroWill

never try to see if your willy is flammable



you just made me spit out my coffee ........ hug


Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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Domino
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 757
Posted:eek

Written by: PyroWill
never try to see if your willy is flammable



Written by: Bretch
The flesh ain't too flamable.... but the hair goes up like dried grass on a bonfire!



So many unanswered questions...


Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

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Facelessjoker
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Location: Exeter
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 249
Posted::O this is turning into a ver twisted conversation.... is that normal??

ANd on topic, my friend burned herself with the metal on a lighter once. She got one of those smiley face scars.


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=Flashpoint=
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Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:Recipe for nice scar...

Take 1 metal Parker Pen
Hold in Bunsen Burner until hot
Hold onto friends wrist
Wait till bacon smell and scream
Pick at scab
Voila! One lifelong pal to accompany you on long journeys etc.

Please note: I was only a third party to this misadventure, I do not condone flesh burning in any way unless its Beef Burgers.

Ayethankyou.


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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Glåss
Glåss

The Ministry of Manipulation
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 8th Nov 2001
Total posts: 2523
Posted:Its nice to see Some things on HOP never change,
The quality of the Senseless banter biggrin
I like silly threads
and I like drewl

Maches hmm matches...
Yea, I've got a match,
Your arse and my face....

AAAaawww, No, Thats not what I meant to type. ubblol

Drew


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Borath
Borath

member
Location: Cheltenham, England
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 64
Posted:Hot wax is a bugger. Parafin wax = good, beeswax = the evilness of hell in liquid form!

Was pouring wax onto a sculpture, tipped my hand too much and the reservoir overflowed down my hand leaving some lovely burns on my fingers and knuckles.

Oh but wait, it got worse.

Was sewing some strips of tar together (yes, tar. You can sew tar.) using a very large needle and a thumble. Pushing the needle through with my mental-enshrouded finger, my hand slipped shoving the needle, still threaded, backwards through the biggest blister on my nail base of my middle finger. So, popped the blister and then threaded the flesh with a tar-dirtied needled. Suffice to say it hurt a lot.

No scar I'm quite disappointed to say. A month has passed and the skin is only a bit red.

Funny how we always want a scar to evidence some of our most painful injuries, isn't it?


I can't be evil; I'm wearing pink.

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Gri-gri
Gri-gri

Member
Location: Richardsbay, South Africa
Member Since: 14th Dec 2004
Total posts: 84
Posted:Scars are always cool.

I've got one just under my eye that I got falling over a CD player while I was sleepwalking... umm

Needless to say, when I tell people how I got it, I was in an enormous gun fight, where I was saving kittens by deflecting bullets with a teaspoon.

Alas, the teaspoon broke, and a stray bullet caught me on the edge of my eye. Luckily managed to save the kittens though wink


Where the mind goes,
The body will follow...

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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:Also don't try to burn dental floss. It get's a bit meltey and tends to drip. I know! i have two loverly burns on my leg from from doing this little bit of brilliance!

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Gri-gri
Gri-gri

Member
Location: Richardsbay, South Africa
Member Since: 14th Dec 2004
Total posts: 84
Posted:Burn dental floss ubbidea

DANG!!!! How fast were you flossing???


Where the mind goes,
The body will follow...

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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:I wasn't flossing, I was sewing. dental floss works great for thread and is very strong. It's almost as good as waxed silk, but a lot cheaper.

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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{anthrax}
{anthrax}

Look I've changed my title!
Location: England
Member Since: 10th Aug 2004
Total posts: 209
Posted:lol, so you were sewing... and all of a sudden it caught fire?

0_o


anthrax.... it infects, then spreads..... fast

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