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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:"I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now."
--Bill Hicks.

-Mike )'(
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"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

Location: Oxford, U.K.
Member Since: 3rd Dec 2001
Total posts: 158
Posted:which was nice.

i always feel sorry for threads with no replys and feel and erge to say somthing.

"Drugs are bad m'ok"

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew there swords and Shot each other.

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 14th Nov 2001
Total posts: 6979
Posted:"Some of y'all may remember me, I was a drinker. I was a weekend drinker, you know, I'd start on Saturday, and end on Friday"

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Location: Brisbane QLD Australia
Member Since: 29th Nov 2001
Total posts: 121
Posted:Hahaha I like that quote Mike, have you seen the comdey bit that it comes from?

He goes on about how smoking will never kill him and pays out everyone - very funny bit. The irony in this however.... Bill Hicks died from lung cancer at the ripe old age of about thirty-six I think.

Simply an excuse to play with fire.

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 14th Nov 2001
Total posts: 6979
Posted:he even made jokes about smoking and dying...
I'm Bill Hicks and I'm dead now because I smoked cigarettes.
Cigarettes didn't kill me, a bunch of non-smokers kicked the shit out of me one day.
I tried to run, they had more energy than I.
I tried to hide, they heard me wheezing.
Many of them smelled me.
(Sniffing sounds)
"There he is, get him!"
"Oh, he's hardly fucking moving, this is pathetic!"
"Look, he's still trying to get away, he's like a roach, step on him!"
"Squash him! Let's kill him and pee on him. Yeah!"

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Location: canastota, ny usa
Member Since: 22nd Feb 2002
Total posts: 55
Posted:i thought bill hicks died from prostate cancer?
or maybe im thinking of terrence mckenna...

excuse me, santa, have you seen half a bike?

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 14th Nov 2001
Total posts: 6979
Posted:bill even wanted to smoke in planes...
Now get this, I've been travelling all over the country on British Air. No smoking on British Air. Now let me get this straight, no smoking right but they allow children. Little fairness, huh?
"Well smoking bothers me."
Well guess what?
I was on this one flight right, I'm flying, I'm sleeping on the plane, I'm fucking "knackered". Very tired right and I feel this tapping on my head. And I look up and there's this little kid - loose! on the fucking plane, he's just loose. It's his playground in the sky. And he has decided that his job is to repetitively tap me on the top of the head.
I look across the aisle at his mom. she's just smiling, you know.
Guy next to the mom goes, "They're so cure when they're that small."
Isn't that amazing, letting your kid run loose on a fucking plane. And then the kid runs over to the emergency exit and he starts flipping that handle to the door. And the guy next to the mom starts to get up, and I go, "Wait a minute... we're about to learn an important lesson right here."


Why you're right, the smaller he gets, the cuter he is.
God, I wish I had a camera right now.
With a telescopic lens.
Like to get a picture of his face when his pudgy little legs hit that farmhouse down there.
Aah, aah, kids. Ha hha.
hicks had such an awsome first name....

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