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Location: everywhere
why not try my all new spinbo-locks?
i'll tell you!
uniquely designed by thirtytwo of the wolrds best marital artists, my spinbo-locks are uniquely designed to make YOU a better spinner! Uniquely designed with a fourspringducktechnique, the unique design of these is absolutely unique!
One stick! Two balls! Tossing with the palm down! Spinbo-locks are for you!
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
It doesnt work Rob.
I reckon the site suffix is incorrect.
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Whats annoyed you today Rob?
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
can they exceed the previous world spinning speed record of 90mph?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
523 posts
Location: Edinburgh, UK
They don't sound quite unique enough for me, cheers.
I was kinda hoping you'd teach me how to become a 32 foot tall multicoloured pulsating liquid butterfly spinning at over 3000 miles per second to create a unique visual display full of humour and respect.
monkeys ate my brain
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
can it also be designed to spin both directions?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
80 posts
Location: Greece-Samos-Athens
"For once there was an unknown land, full of strange flowers and subtle perfumes,
a land of which it is joy of all joys to dream, a land where all things are perfect and poisonous."
"Put out the torches! Hide the moon! Hide the stars!"
Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
I think it can spin in more than both directions....
Love is the law.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
*scratches head* whats brought this up?
bit old innit?
T
(and here was me thinking rob was gonna lay a new move on us....)
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
1,148 posts
Location: Seattle, WA
ey! Sounds like you need your own Infomercial!! Try it now! For 3 easy payments of 39.95, you too can have your own infomercial! Complete with your very own ancient chinese master, and SPACE AGE materials
First intention, then enlightenment..
Ars Pyronomica
" Life is programmed. Whether death is programmed or not is yet to be determined."
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
And if you learn this move now, I'll throw in a CD that does absolutly nothing for free... that's right free...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
do i get some free steak knives as well?
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
*sigh*
well i was searching for somthing on google and came accross a reference to roberthart.com which made me obviously think of the real thing.
then i went to his site and downloaded the promo videos(the one i like best is the thirty second clip of people running away from an enormous burning structure while the cameraman has intense orgasms)
then i re-read all the things that made me bemused-angry-professionallydisgusted and couldn't resist following up an idea from last year that i never fruited.
incidentally i must direct him to the video of the 12ft staffs.
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a CD that does absolutly nothing for free.
what does it do if you pay it?
smiles
R
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Holistic Spinner (I hope)
523 posts
Location: Edinburgh, UK
I thought he had a lovely move in the rainbowdancing one, but it was just a swirl transition from scene to scene....
monkeys ate my brain
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...
Written by:
Originally posted by Bluecat
what does it do if you pay it?
send me 10 GBP and find out...
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
discoverer of phat and poigling
292 posts
Location: North London.. England
your all odd... but funny... strange ... even trippy..
do you do a BOGOF
its all about the fun fun fun fun and more fun...
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