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Dio
Dio

HoP Mechanical Engineer
Location: OK, USA
Member Since: 11th Jul 2002
Total posts: 729
Posted:That's right ladies and gentlemen, it happens tonight. They say you never forget your first piece... hahaha so yeah what do you guys recommend I try the two opposing substances spread across? I've heard toast....

What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.

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dromepixie
dromepixie

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Location: Florida
Member Since: 20th May 2002
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Posted:DO NOT
I repeat DO NOT try nutella and marmite together...

You will hate them both if you do...

Nutella = delicious, nutty, chocolaty, LOVELY!

Marmite = Kinda savory, I think its nasty! You could perhaps combine vegimite with marmite although i think both are absolutely nasty.... NASTY

Hope you like not being a virgin anymore...
Much love, drome


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IdubI
HoP Lurker
Location: Medway, Kent, UK
Member Since: 7th Jun 2002
Total posts: 272
Posted:don't listen to dromepixie, she is biased

the best way to eat them is to mix them up into an unidentifiable goo and just shovel it into your mouth faster than you can swallow.

actually don't listen to me either. as even though I have a great deal of affection for the two of them I have fears that they may not like one another.


*Oh, just for a minute,* my bed said.
"Don't lie to me," I grumbled.
*But you're so tired...*

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DarkFairyQueen
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Location: The Underworld
Member Since: 9th Mar 2002
Total posts: 557
Posted:My advice to you oh pure one, is as follows:

Marmite - Spread it thin.

Nutella - Spread it THICK!


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Az abouve, So below...

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Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Try them on hot toast...that's the best. The nutella melts into the toast and it's lovely....and marmite just goes well with toast!

And i agree....Spread marmite thinly and nutella thickly


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)
Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California
Member Since: 31st Dec 2001
Total posts: 2905
Posted:Man Cassandra sent me Nutella all the way from France and I have still not recieved it. That really depresses me. If anybody knows where I can get it here in the good ole US of A please let me know I am craving the ooie gooie goodness of Nutella!

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Ray, go to Safeway or Vons or whatever your local equivalent is. I assure you that they'll have it. And if not, just ask them to order it.

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Ajay
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Location: Oxford, U.K.
Member Since: 3rd Dec 2001
Total posts: 158
Posted:here's somthing you could try with a bannana from the nutella newbie thread ... look bout half way down the page.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew there swords and Shot each other.

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TheBovrilMonkey
TheBovrilMonkey

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Location: High Wycombe, England
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2001
Total posts: 2629
Posted:I recommend that you try the Nutella first, because even if you spread it really thick, the taste's not going to linger for about 3 hours.
If you eat the marmite first, you'll probably still be able to taste it through the nutella and it'll taste rank.

Also, I second DFQ's advice, spread the marmite really, really thin - it's pretty potent


But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

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Markus
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Location: England
Member Since: 7th Jun 2002
Total posts: 18
Posted:
I highly recommend marmite on hot crumpets its the dogs you know what.

Never tried nuttella on crumpets but do know that its is most scrumtiddleyumptious on pancakes, oo theres a thought marmite on pancakes maybe 1 4 the future


May your heart be your guide and your love your light....

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Dio
Dio

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Location: OK, USA
Member Since: 11th Jul 2002
Total posts: 729
Posted:The test has come and passed, and I feel I am a better man for having tried both of these products. My review follows:

Nutella - this stuff is a decadent slice of Heaven! I fear the repercussions it will have on my arteries if I allow it to become a habit but it's nonetheless one of the sweetest toppings I have ever tasted.

Marmite - good Heavens people what were they smoking when they invented this sludge? If I were to set some skunky beer outside and distill all the liquid out of it, leaving a horrendous mass of gelatinous sewage in the glass, it would not begin to compare to the awful reek this compound carries with it. Not only did they engineer it to trip my gag reflex, it also has some sort of adhesive that causes it to coat my teeth with its funk and torment me mercilessly for the following several moments. I need some 151 to cleanse my palate after ingesting this dreck!

Anyway, purely personal opinions


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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
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Posted:Honestly, if the U.S. ever goes to war with the U.K., I think that the "Marmite test" will be the way that we'll find a spy. If you give a guy some Marmite and he gags, he's an American...

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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redragonx
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Location: Bentley Alberta Canada
Member Since: 15th Nov 2001
Total posts: 73
Posted:Canada LOVES Nutella!(At least my part of canada does)marmite on the otherhand, ive never heard of, but it sounds like some kind of forest animal. not to offend anyone, but if you can load a peice of toast with nutella and it doesnt even compare to the rankness of the thinnest layer of marmite, then the choice is obvious. GO NUTELLA GO!GO NUTELLA GO!GO NUTELLA GO!GO NUTELLA GO!GO NUTELLA GO!GO NUTELLA GO!

~A Soft Rubber Bodybuilding Smurf~

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SorchaTheFlaming
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Location: Calgary alberta Canada
Member Since: 26th Jun 2001
Total posts: 235
Posted:marmite


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blah..

crepes are great though and nutella goes with anything sugar based...


Teach tolerance, not competition.
Send food, not bombs.

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dromepixie
dromepixie

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Location: Florida
Member Since: 20th May 2002
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Posted:What did I tell you Brody?!

I TOO think the makes were smoking crack when they invented marmite but lots of people eat and (oh my god!) enjoy, so i guess more power to them!

Ciao, love hugs, drome


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Rozi
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:Marmite is only good for making gravy. Vegemite is only slightly better.

Nutella all the way!!! I am also pleased to say that I found fluff&nutella combined in the one jar at my supermarket the other day. It was stripey!!!


It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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IdubI
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Location: Medway, Kent, UK
Member Since: 7th Jun 2002
Total posts: 272
Posted:I agree that nutella is king but really does marmite truly deserve that bashing that it receives across this site.

Marmite has it's place in the universe, when spread thinly (to all that stated that marmite MUST be spread thinly I wholeheartedly agree) it is delicious, with cheese it is superb, toasted cheese and marmite sandwiches, great food.

*heads off to evilly start swapping nutella and marmite labels(maybe jars as well), causing all kinds of troubles throughout the world, mwa ha*


*Oh, just for a minute,* my bed said.
"Don't lie to me," I grumbled.
*But you're so tired...*

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Rozi
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Posted:Hmmmm, I am gonna take a lot of convincing, sub darling. How's about I bring round the nutella body paint, & you bring the marmite + brush, & we see which is more successful

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Mark P
Mark P

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Location: Bath, England
Member Since: 26th Oct 2001
Total posts: 1031
Posted:Nutella body paint is definately going to win!!

However I do enjoy marmite but it has to be in the right context - as body paint it would be a definate flop but on hot toast or even cheese on toast it is yummy

Mark P


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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)
Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California
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Posted:I want Cassandra's Nutella though

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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MrConfused
MrConfused

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Member Since: 12th Jan 2002
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Posted:Anyone ever tried marmite cheddar? Actually cheddar with marmite included in the cheese making process? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

J


If you're not confused, you're not thinking about things hard enough.

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