The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
you hop around and make some noise, scare little girls, and get cought by little boys...........your crunchy when fried, but taste like ass........im gonna step on you, and leave you a smear in the grass.............................................love F>F kiss



relax everyone this is just a joke from one friend to another

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
nice is this going to be before or after the weekend?
rofl

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


grasshoppahBRONZE Member
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA


Posted:
that was a wonderful poem, FF

you should have spaced it out like this:
(and spell check it)

GRASSHOPPAH
You hop around and make some noise,
Scare little girls, and get caught by little boys
Your crunchy when fried, but taste like ass
I'm gonna step on you, and leave you a smear in the grass

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Written by: Fryed Fish


relax everyone this is just a joke from one friend to another




Why'd you post it here then?

Just curious.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
to get a rise out of grasshoppah, and to let the world (or at least HOP) know that i love my lil grasshoppah, yes ido yes i do, whos a good grasshoppah? yes you are

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


grasshoppahBRONZE Member
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA


Posted:
I love everything about Fryed Fish
I do believe that it is my favorite dish

Crispy on the outside, firm in the middle
Especially good when cooked on a griddle

From Florida, It's the best
Way better than the rest

Not very good in New York City
Fish in that town tastes really sh*tty

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.


The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
ubblol that was good give a min ill have another one for you

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Written by: grasshoppah


Not very good in New York City
Fish in that town tastes really sh*tty




ubblol You sure that was fish you were eating? eek

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


grasshoppahBRONZE Member
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA


Posted:
well, her name was fish....

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
You may want to start on some antibiotics dude. That chick hangs out on my street corner. wink

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


grasshoppahBRONZE Member
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA


Posted:
hahahaha

i am kinda itchy too....

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.


The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
New York hoppah's are the worst,
They'll make your pe**s swell and burst....

Its were they live, in the trash,
You'll need medication to clear up that rash

So watch your self around those bugs,
Our you'll be driping all over the rugs.

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


heyahoneyBRONZE Member
Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA


Posted:
O my god yall r so bad biggrin

Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.


The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
we try, its a gift to be able to make peole laugh, and to be able to slam each other and understand ITS JUST A JOKE...........besides grasshoppah wont do any thing cause he's my bitch wink

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Written by: Fryed Fish


New York hoppah's are the worst,
They'll make your pe**s swell and burst....





OK, now you've gone too far jerk. Say what you want about my pe**s but WHY IN THE HELL would you put an apostrophe after "hoppah"? It's like those signs all over my neigborhood with quotes around everything.

I don't whine about spelling, typos or most grammar but misplaced quotes and apostrophes are just ig-nant.

I'm out.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Fryed Fish and Grasshoppah need to get a room and make some freaky grassfish or something.

HoP Posting Guidelines
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Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
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polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
ubblol

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I've been avoiding this thread for ages. Heaven knows why i bothered to venture in now...

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


polytheneveteran
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey


Posted:
*smug*

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
well spotted hug

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


heyahoneyBRONZE Member
Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA


Posted:
God cant anyone play nice?
SMile, the sun is shinig (here) its a new day
and n-e-one can misplace an aposterphe

Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.


grasshoppahBRONZE Member
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA


Posted:
fryed fish doesnt have the best spelling skills...



he hates it when you point it out to him....



so next time he is on your nerves, point out some of his spelling errors...

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.


heyahoneyBRONZE Member
Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA


Posted:
Fryed Fish: Start hitting spell check!!!
Grasshoppah: People don't really get on my nerves.
Everyone: I can't really spell either

Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
jeez you two, definelty get a room!

i just spent last 5 mins trying to do a poem for both of you but im crap so you dont get the 'pleasure' nor do you get the frequent pleasure of my spelling mistakes cos for once i am actually being careful, apart from bad grammar but that doesnt matter, ok im rambling, you two lovers get a room and enjoy your fire spin later

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
look it take skill to slam each other the way we do.......you should see our live comedy act, its alot better............AND SO WHT IF I CANT SPELL

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


yannicusGOLD Member
member
169 posts
Location: Paris, France, the armpit of europe


Posted:
spelling is for kids, grownups have microsoft word

-Believing that all has been said and done is like mistaking the horizon for the limits of the world. Voltaire.
-Plus je connais hommes, plus j'aime mon chien. Pascal.


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