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Posted:Well my dog has been put in lock up at the dog pound. They'll only let me visit him every third Sunday! And that's the day I wash my one pair of skater shorts, so I can't choose which to go to. Someone please tell me???
That and my mum won't mend the holes in my socks... So I can't spin inside anymore! frown frown
If you are just going to tell me to go outside and get a life, please keep it to yourself! Only supportive suggestions allowed!


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The Real Fryed Fish


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Posted:do laundry sat morning, learn to mend your own socks, and BREAK THE DOG OUT OF JAIL..........what did he do any way

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too

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Posted:man that like totally suck!!

how about you using you PJ bottoms wioth the leggs knotted at the ends as meteors??


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Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

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Posted:Written by: Fryed Fish

do laundry sat morning, learn to mend your own socks, and BREAK THE DOG OUT OF JAIL..........what did he do any way



Well, he chewed holes thru' my socks and mum called the dog catcher. They came and took him away on my birthday too! frown


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The Real Fryed Fish


God's illgitament son
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Posted:ok so heres what to do, YOU chew thru your moms socks, then she will call the dog catcher on you, while your waiting for them to get there, stick a bolt cutter, or hack saw up your _______ then when you get to the pund, demand to put in with your dog, then when all is quiet BAM you bust out........it will trust me wink

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too

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Posted:ubblol just mind your piles with the saw

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Posted:See, see frown Mum can't wear socks! ubbcrying ubbcrying Both her legs below the knee where bitten clean off by a gator! But thanks anyway!

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SpitFire
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Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada

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Posted:You have gators in Canada!?!?

Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.

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Posted:nibble the fingers out of her gloves

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Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

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Posted:Written by: Narr

ubblol just mind your piles with the saw



Are you making fun of me? I'm not sure if you are? But if you are I'll get my dog to bite you if'n he ever gets out! frown


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Posted:Written by: SpitFire

You have gators in Canada!?!?


You've never heard of Snowgators? eek eek


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SpitFire
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Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
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Posted:eek

Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.

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Posted:im am sorry for not being suppotrtive of you situation

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Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

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Pink...?
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Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

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Posted:*ribbit*

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Posted:pink be supportive and no silly!

:rolleyes:


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Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

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Skulduggery
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Skulduggery

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Location: Wales

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Posted:*slaps patrick* Its obvious what you have to do.... sheesh boys! Tell your mother that you have rabies and can't go near water. She will then have to do the washing for you. Now you will have time to go to the pound. You get the socks with the holes in and you put one over your dogs mouth when you visit him so his nose sticks out the hole but the rest of the sock keeps him jaw closed thus silencing him. You hide the dog up your jumper and sneak him out. When you get home you cut the telephone wire so your mum can't call the dog catcher again. When your mum sees the dog tell her that the dog is the only thing that is stopping you biting her and giving her rabies. She will be happy to keep it as a watch dog to save her from you. Take the sock off the dogs nose. With care tight knots in the socks just above the holes and then put the balls back into them............ Its so easy I can't understand why you didn't think of it yourself and save wasting space with this thread ! Sheesh......... BOYS! wink

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Posted:Written by: Pink...?

*ribbit*

What's that supposed to mean? My dog isn't a poodle! And he doesn't like the colour pink, either! rolleyes


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Posted:skull you're a genius

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Posted:Written by: Skulduggery
Its so easy I can't understand why you didn't think of it yourself and save wasting space with this thread ! Sheesh......... BOYS! wink

So you're saying I posted it in the wrong area? confused


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SpitFire
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Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada

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Posted:Phhhhttthhhhpppppthhh!

skull, how's the boy ever to learn if you spoonfeed him all of the answers!! You only encourage him to post more self-pity threads!

wink


Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.

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Mand
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Mand

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Posted:Written by: Skulduggery

You hide the dog up your jumper and sneak him out.



Hmmmm... the one problem being that Patrick is a boy, and so doesn't normally have 'lumps' up his jumper. umm
Now, if he was to dress up as a girl it might just work. biggrin
(as long as he's wearing a blonde wig with plaited bunches).


Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.

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Posted:you are also right spitfire :0 ...do you like me new sitting fence?

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Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

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Skulduggery
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Skulduggery

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Posted:I didn't tell him he had to put bicarbonate of soda in his mouth to make it all frothy! So I didn't spoon feed him all of it!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Pink...?
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Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

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Posted:ok *woof* then...geeze the things you have to do to please people around here

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Posted:Written by: SpitFire

Phhhhttthhhhpppppthhh!

skull, how's the boy ever to learn if you spoonfeed him all of the answers!! You only encourage him to post more self-pity threads!

wink



frown frown frown


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Posted:And the thing I left out is that my dog is also in my fire troupe! Without him we can't do a proper show. And without fire I can't afford to buy mum her smokes! frown

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SpitFire
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Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada

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Posted:Narr...sitting the fence isn't always a bad place to be!

Skull...SHHHH! now you HAVE spoonfed him!

And Patrick.....have a few chocolate covered strawberreis. it's what I'd do if I was feeling frown


Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.

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Posted:Thanks SpitFire! You are so nice!

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Pink...?
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Pink...?

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Posted:So what does your dog do in the fire troupe? Poi? Staff? juggling?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Skulduggery
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Skulduggery

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Posted:I bet he poops flames out his bum!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Posted:Written by: Pink...?

So what does your dog do in the fire troupe? Poi? Staff? juggling?


Well nothing right now... he's in lockup! frown frown frown


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