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AnonymousPLATINUM Member


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Well my dog has been put in lock up at the dog pound. They'll only let me visit him every third Sunday! And that's the day I wash my one pair of skater shorts, so I can't choose which to go to. Someone please tell me???
That and my mum won't mend the holes in my socks... So I can't spin inside anymore! frown frown
If you are just going to tell me to go outside and get a life, please keep it to yourself! Only supportive suggestions allowed!

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


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Well...i suppose it is original

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


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Normally he spins 8 poi while balancing on a big rubber ball. We were going to add more, but since he got 'fixed' he hasn't let us near there for attaching another set! frown

SpitFireGOLD Member
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada


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What a wuss!! Doesn't he know you have to SUFFER for your art?

Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


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I would expect him to be doing 12 poi at least tongue

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


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Written by: SpitFire


What a wuss!! Doesn't he know you have to SUFFER for your art?




It was hard enough making him stand still when we attached the kevlar to his tail!

MandSILVER Member
Keeper of the Spitfire
2,317 posts
Location: Calgary Canada


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Doesn't he know that all good collars are made of kevlar? confused

I bet he can do some wicked meteor work with his leash? (whilst spinning 12 sets of poi at the same time?) biggrin

Lets steal a spaceship and head for the sun, and shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


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Written by: Mand


Doesn't he know that all good collars are made of kevlar? confused




He won't wear a collar! Something to do with not being tied down to corporations or something! Fight the Dog Catcher Man! is his motto!

SpitFireGOLD Member
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada


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Your dog sounds too independent. You will have to crush his spirit, man.

Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


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I would, but he bites! frown

SpitFireGOLD Member
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada


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Wuss!

Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


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See, he wasn't always like that! Its my own fault really! He used to come around to our practices, wagging his tail and such. Then we let him join... next thing you know he's wearing leather, hanging out with bikers (side car only, mind you), chewing my socks and getting piercings!
I just want my sweet puppy back. frown Or maybe a pony? Hmmmm!

SpitFireGOLD Member
Mand's Girl....and The Not So Shy One
2,723 posts
Location: Calgary, Alberta Canada


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Your dog is going through a mid-life crisis by the sounds of it. He'll come around when he realizes his biker friends only like him for his chick-magnet factor.

Solitude sometimes speaks to you, and you should listen.


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


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A pony.. now thats more interesting

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Written by: Pink...?


A pony.. now thats more interesting




I'd even let you paint him pink!
But I still love my doggie. Sort of that kind of love you feel for a fine bottle of Chianti.. not that kind you feel climbing the rope in shop class! redface

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


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Oh you'll let me paint your pony pink, thats cool.

Can he have purple ears and a green tail?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


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No! That would be just too weird. Oh, you meant the horse right? Sorry!

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


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eek

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


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Its a bugger being on a different time zone!!!

Get your dog pierced so he can spin more poi.

Get your taut bottom in a mini and get that poor dawg out of the nick. Take hints from Mr Lightning on dog fashion and get him back in the act.

Be sweet and understanding of your poor mums legolass issues and carve her some legs so she can get to the sewing machine.

Unplug the TV and Video, cut off the power cords and spin them. Will do as a short term solution. Or better still pull the washing machine out and cut off the water pipes and use them.

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


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why am i still reading this?

Meh


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


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Thanks for the suggestions Gnor!

Well, my doggie got sprung! But now he's run off with my mum, my girlfriend and my pickup truck! I'd write a country song about it, but my guitar's only got four strings! frown frown frown

GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


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its been done I think
"you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille"

or "Iron bars and big old cars wont keep me from you"

biggrin
Go get that hound dog

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


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But his name isn't Lucille? frown

GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


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"Im gonna stomp on you Chomp"
rolls off the tongue like a brick

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


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Oh sure! Laugh all you want! Not like you were scared to go to school because of SnowGators! tongue

AnonymousPLATINUM Member


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Oh, sorry! My mistake. Apparently my guitar is only supposed to have four strings. Its one of them there new fangled guitars that's called a fiddle! Oops!

vanizeSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA


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Written by: Patrick the Glitter Badger!



And the thing I left out is that my dog is also in my fire troupe! Without him we can't do a proper show. And without fire I can't afford to buy mum her smokes! frown






well, really it sounds like your mom has pretty much shot herself in the foot then. I suggest you point out that her putting the dog in lockup is making her standard of living lower.



edit: oops, I see he's out already, so nevermind.

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


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Dude, my mum doesn't have a foot to shoot herself in! But there was that one time with the arrow and it didn't have half the feathers so it curved and shot her in the butt!

But thanks for suggesting I shoot her!

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


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So what happened to your mum's feet?

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


AnonymousPLATINUM Member


Posted:
Written by: Pink...?


So what happened to your mum's feet?




They were biten off by a gator! Please pay attention! frown

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


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Oh sorry,

*sits attentively*

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


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