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Pooh-Bah
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Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Today I was stressed about having to write an essay which I really didn't understand.
Then I smoked a cig, first one in about 3 days (I'm a very light smoker anyway).
It had that kind of... effect you get when you don't smoke for a week and don't eat or anything.. made me feel all funny and woozy (perhaps I'm just a wimp).. then I sat down at the computer, quickly scanned my lecture notes and 45 minutes later I've done 1000 words, all of it relevant good stuff! I only have 500 to go... genius!
So yeah, take up smoking! (WARNING: Do not take up smoking. This is a silly post from a silly man.)
Today I was stressed about having to write an essay which I really didn't understand.
Then I smoked a cig, first one in about 3 days (I'm a very light smoker anyway).
It had that kind of... effect you get when you don't smoke for a week and don't eat or anything.. made me feel all funny and woozy (perhaps I'm just a wimp).. then I sat down at the computer, quickly scanned my lecture notes and 45 minutes later I've done 1000 words, all of it relevant good stuff! I only have 500 to go... genius!
So yeah, take up smoking! (WARNING: Do not take up smoking. This is a silly post from a silly man.)
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Thoreau
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
*wishes he could add something better but he needs a ciggie first*
*wishes he could add something better but he needs a ciggie first*
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