just lost .... evil init Location: Adelaide Member Since: 12th Jun 2003 Total posts: 2474
Posted:i thought that this was just totally ace and had to share it
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are. 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER. 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too. 4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful. 5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around. 6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you. 7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more. 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool. 10. We never shave our legs. So get over it. 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............ 12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't. 13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us. 14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter. 15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee. 16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong." 17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us. 18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes. 19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for. 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean. 21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you. 22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway. 23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship. 24. PMS is not an excuse. 25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done. 26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on. 27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind. 28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong. 29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends. 30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
journeyman Location: Arnhem Member Since: 5th Jul 2006 Total posts: 56
Posted:I've heard about those books, my mom reads them. Quite interesting.
But I have another good text:
Why Are Men Happier?
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.
Insert Champagne Here Location: without class distinction Member Since: 21st Jul 2003 Total posts: 13215
Posted: Written by:
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
I was at a party the other night, and this girl arrived who was showing off her, ahem, assests, a lot and I quite amused myself watching guys talk to her. They would look at her cleavage, then her face pretending they hadn't been looking. Then their eyes would wander down again, then back up...it was quite amusing for me!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much Location: Edinburgh Member Since: 27th Jan 2005 Total posts: 4145
Posted:Well. I don't know where *some* girls get their ideas anyways. I mean, I read in a girly mag about women just not being women anymore and how they SHOULD behave in bed to be at their most seductive. When I (not quite convinced and slightly puzzled if I could be THAT wrong) put the idea across to a boy he just said that would be a good reason for NOT having sex anymore
Maybe they give some of that advice in order to have boys split up with their girlfriends so the girls are solo again and have to buy more advice magazines?
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us." (G.W. Dahlquist)