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just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
i thought that this was just totally ace and had to share it
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
i thought that this was just totally ace and had to share it
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
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old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
Posted:
Hmm - number 24. I think you'll find that it is!!
Hmm - number 24. I think you'll find that it is!!
Slicing the Loaf as we speak.
I need it..... Trust me!
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
I agree.. number 24 is a very valid excuse.
I agree.. number 24 is a very valid excuse.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Flying Water Muppet
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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom
Posted:
Yes but number 24 is a valid excuse for everything! (From telling a friend what you really think about their boyfriend to starting nuclear war with north korea, no 24 can be blamed for everything.)
Yes but number 24 is a valid excuse for everything! (From telling a friend what you really think about their boyfriend to starting nuclear war with north korea, no 24 can be blamed for everything.)
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
mikes bitch
387 posts
Location: manchester/northampton/where the wind blows
387 posts
Location: manchester/northampton/where the wind blows
Posted:
definately!!! although 22 is wrong they are now fake ... again...
cool post.
definately!!! although 22 is wrong they are now fake ... again...
cool post.
Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music - angela monet.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
Just a couple comments:
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
NOT!!! - But you are more perverted than you think you are...
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
(even if you are
)
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
Actually, they are, she just downsized the amount of silicon. But I still like yours better...
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
Are we talking about breasts or schlongs here???
24. PMS is not an excuse.
But it is an acronym
Just a couple comments:
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
NOT!!! - But you are more perverted than you think you are...
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
(even if you are
)22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
Actually, they are, she just downsized the amount of silicon. But I still like yours better...
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
Are we talking about breasts or schlongs here???
24. PMS is not an excuse.
But it is an acronym
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
if 24 is a valid excuse for everything, then it is also an excuse for not having women soldiers, judges, CEOs, presidents, etc.
which leads me to the conclusion that PMS is not an excuse, because it seems to me a woman (any woman) would make a better president than Georgie B.
if 24 is a valid excuse for everything, then it is also an excuse for not having women soldiers, judges, CEOs, presidents, etc.
which leads me to the conclusion that PMS is not an excuse, because it seems to me a woman (any woman) would make a better president than Georgie B.
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
I was gonna say that vanzie... but refrained.
I was gonna say that vanzie... but refrained.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
lovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
what about barbara bush?
Written by: vanize
to me a woman (any woman) would make a better president than Georgie B.
what about barbara bush?
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
*braces aginst wall*
*begings to bang head*
*feels pain*
*falls over*
*braces aginst wall*
*begings to bang head*
*feels pain*
*falls over*
Step (el-nombrie)
lovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
*puts mech back on his feet and gives him a hug*
*puts mech back on his feet and gives him a hug*
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
At least Barbara bush is way smarter than her son (and she is pro-choice!). I'm not saying any random woman would neccisarily make a good president, but they couldn't be worse than what we have now...
At least Barbara bush is way smarter than her son (and she is pro-choice!). I'm not saying any random woman would neccisarily make a good president, but they couldn't be worse than what we have now...
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
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Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom
Posted:
*bangs head against konsti*
*feels pain*
*falls over*
(knosti did you ever decide on the fire juggling balls, pm me...ok)
*bangs head against konsti*
*feels pain*
*falls over*
(knosti did you ever decide on the fire juggling balls, pm me...ok)
Step (el-nombrie)
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
Ahhhh....
Problems I don't have to deal with!
Ahhhh....
Problems I don't have to deal with!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
lovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
ha
but we have a bit of a larger range to choose from
ha
but we have a bit of a larger range to choose from
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
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old hand
717 posts
Location: Bristol, England
old hand
717 posts
Location: Bristol, England
Posted:
Can I add one?
When we order food (normally a desert) at a restaurant / Cafe / Bar and you say you don't want any it doesn't please us when you then tuck into ours and eat most of it.
Can I add one?
When we order food (normally a desert) at a restaurant / Cafe / Bar and you say you don't want any it doesn't please us when you then tuck into ours and eat most of it.
"**grumble*spuriouswindmills*grumble**" - Coleman
"if poi was only for girls there wouldnt be many good poi spinners...." - Nx
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
When we are sulking or in a bad mood.... if you ask us whats wrong and we say "nothing" the idea is you keep asking! xxx
When we are sulking or in a bad mood.... if you ask us whats wrong and we say "nothing" the idea is you keep asking! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
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Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Pooh-Bah
2,014 posts
Location: Galveston, TX, USA
Posted:
too true, vixen. Although, I'm learning to just spit it out when someone asks. They ask because they want to know, so why bother making them drag it out?
too true, vixen. Although, I'm learning to just spit it out when someone asks. They ask because they want to know, so why bother making them drag it out? lovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
i hate that one, why does it take the expertize of a cia interogator to find out "whats wrong?"???
i hate that one, why does it take the expertize of a cia interogator to find out "whats wrong?"???
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
now what kind of sense does that make???
Written by: Vixen
When we are sulking or in a bad mood.... if you ask us whats wrong and we say "nothing" the idea is you keep asking! xxx
now what kind of sense does that make???
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
Posted:
why do people always as 'what wrong' when you're in a perfectly good mood, and you reply 'nothing' ... then every other bugger on the planet to come alone and ask the same thing!??!
oh oho oh AND
people who pass you in the street and say ' cheer up it cant be that bad' ...excuse me do i know you? i am happy thank you im just waiting for the bloody bus, sorry for not having the cheesiest grin possible plastered across my face!!'
sorry bout the outburst, please excuse me i have PMT
why do people always as 'what wrong' when you're in a perfectly good mood, and you reply 'nothing' ... then every other bugger on the planet to come alone and ask the same thing!??!
oh oho oh AND
people who pass you in the street and say ' cheer up it cant be that bad' ...excuse me do i know you? i am happy thank you im just waiting for the bloody bus, sorry for not having the cheesiest grin possible plastered across my face!!'
sorry bout the outburst, please excuse me i have PMT
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
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Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
Posted:
Not true. Eyeliner is nice and I like wearing it. And I have never worn it out and not been approached by beautiful women (and men). So
Good post though!
Written by: TeaBags
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
Not true. Eyeliner is nice and I like wearing it. And I have never worn it out and not been approached by beautiful women (and men). So
Good post though!
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
When we ask you a question there will alwasy be a right answer... its your job to realise what that is and say it convincingly (whether you agree or not!) xxx
When we ask you a question there will alwasy be a right answer... its your job to realise what that is and say it convincingly (whether you agree or not!) xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
When someone says 'cheer up it can't be THAT bad' to me I tell them 'Oh so I'm not allowed to look sad when my (insert already dead relatives name) Has just died!'
That shuts them up!
Written by: Narr
people who pass you in the street and say ' cheer up it cant be that bad' ...excuse me do i know you? i am happy thank you im just waiting for the bloody bus, sorry for not having the cheesiest grin possible plastered across my face!!'
sorry bout the outburst, please excuse me i have PMT
When someone says 'cheer up it can't be THAT bad' to me I tell them 'Oh so I'm not allowed to look sad when my (insert already dead relatives name) Has just died!'
That shuts them up!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
not a stranger
558 posts
Location: wales
558 posts
Location: wales
Posted:
Oh Teabags, that's so sweet!
Blokes are people too, arn't they.
But I'm afraid you are wrong. Size does matter and PMS is an excuse.
Oh, and here's a bit of advice for all the men out there.
When you have done something to upset us, and we have reacted by being upset, do not ask us if our period is due.
That really makes us mad.
And Skully, that is wonderful, I must remember that one.
Oh Teabags, that's so sweet!
Blokes are people too, arn't they.
But I'm afraid you are wrong. Size does matter and PMS is an excuse.
Oh, and here's a bit of advice for all the men out there.
When you have done something to upset us, and we have reacted by being upset, do not ask us if our period is due.
That really makes us mad.
And Skully, that is wonderful, I must remember that one.
Eat when you're hungry
Sleep where it's dry
No one is ever what they seem
Gabriel King - The Wild Road
eye shifter
321 posts
Location: between my headphones
321 posts
Location: between my headphones
Posted:
oh ive got one...dont sit back and expect us to do all the fuckin work
oh ive got one...dont sit back and expect us to do all the fuckin work
If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.
enthusiast
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise
302 posts
Location: good ol@ devon. cullompton to be precise
Posted:
pms is an excuse!!
and when u said...'When we order food (normally a desert) at a restaurant / Cafe / Bar and you say you don't want any it doesn't please us when you then tuck into ours and eat most of it. ' when we say this we mean we would like some but we dont wish to seem greedy! another similar eg is wen u ask wot we want for a b day or crimbo and we reply 'u dont need to get me a present for my b day'... this means yea u can get 1 but im not gonna tell u wot to get... use your imagination.
'When we are sulking or in a bad mood.... if you ask us whats wrong and we say "nothing" the idea is you keep asking! xxx' its true but somtimes, honestly nothings rong, othertimes stuff is rong but we r not gonna say wot so go away. so with that 1 im afraid ya just stuck!!
'When you have done something to upset us, and we have reacted by being upset, do not ask us if our period is due.
That really makes us mad.' sssooo true!!
pms is an excuse!!
and when u said...'When we order food (normally a desert) at a restaurant / Cafe / Bar and you say you don't want any it doesn't please us when you then tuck into ours and eat most of it. ' when we say this we mean we would like some but we dont wish to seem greedy! another similar eg is wen u ask wot we want for a b day or crimbo and we reply 'u dont need to get me a present for my b day'... this means yea u can get 1 but im not gonna tell u wot to get... use your imagination.
'When we are sulking or in a bad mood.... if you ask us whats wrong and we say "nothing" the idea is you keep asking! xxx' its true but somtimes, honestly nothings rong, othertimes stuff is rong but we r not gonna say wot so go away. so with that 1 im afraid ya just stuck!!
'When you have done something to upset us, and we have reacted by being upset, do not ask us if our period is due.
That really makes us mad.' sssooo true!!
ive learned
life is tough... but im tougher
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veteran
1,453 posts
Location: Lancs England
veteran
1,453 posts
Location: Lancs England
Posted:
this is not my list so dont shout at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRANSLATING WOMEN'S ENGLISH !!
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
You're so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like
TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay
this is not my list so dont shout at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRANSLATING WOMEN'S ENGLISH !!
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
You're so.. manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like
TRANSLATING MEN'S ENGLISH
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you in the next ten minutes
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I am gay
before i met those lot i thought they'd be a bunch of dreadlocked hippies that smoked, set things on fire ,and drank a lot of tea but then when i met them....oh wait (PyroWill)
eye shifter
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Location: between my headphones
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Location: between my headphones
Posted:
good one sauce but i think you got those first 3 of the men's wrong.
good one sauce but i think you got those first 3 of the men's wrong.
If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.
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Location: brizvegas, Australia
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
Posted:
hehe...
i am also not a fan of the complete stranger telling you life can't be that bad!! *shakes head* if i'm tired/hungover/just can't be bothered to smile i kinda look like i'm frowning or sad or something! it's just my face without expression!! i used to get people telling me to cheer up all the time!!
ah well...at least they went away quickly after i said 'wha? oh sorry i was a million miles away'.
hehe...i am also not a fan of the complete stranger telling you life can't be that bad!! *shakes head* if i'm tired/hungover/just can't be bothered to smile i kinda look like i'm frowning or sad or something! it's just my face without expression!!
i used to get people telling me to cheer up all the time!! ah well...at least they went away quickly after i said 'wha? oh sorry i was a million miles away'.
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
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Insert Champagne Here
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Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
I am going to join in the rest of the gals and say that PMS damn right is a bloody excuse! (And excuse that my ex-boyfriend accepted as well!...and no, PMS is ont the reason we broke up!)
And "nothing" of course means to keep asking! It means "something is very wrong, and I am very upset, but I don't want to burden you with my problems" *bat eyelids*
Oooh we are TERRIBLE, aren't we
I am going to join in the rest of the gals and say that PMS damn right is a bloody excuse! (And excuse that my ex-boyfriend accepted as well!...and no, PMS is ont the reason we broke up!
)And "nothing" of course means to keep asking! It means "something is very wrong, and I am very upset, but I don't want to burden you with my problems" *bat eyelids*
Oooh we are TERRIBLE, aren't we
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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