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bairie fen
lord high king of swingers *(now defunct)**(but will rise again ! !)*
Location: wild wiltshire
Member Since: 14th Jun 2004
Total posts: 165
Posted:once upon a time there was a little boy, a little girl and there pet monkey chong.

fly fairies, fly high, fly wide and take no prisoners !!!!!!

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member
Location: Po( i )land
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2003
Total posts: 64
Posted:...but he couldnt decide: should he buy a talking parrot or just a little sparrow (actually, these were the cheapest). but then he realised, that the shop assistant was in fact...

Down from my ceiling
Drips great noise
It drips on my head through a hole in the roof...

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myco
myco


Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
Member Since: 2nd Nov 2004
Total posts: 2084
Posted:chewing on Chong's left leg. "However did this come about" though Chong, and asked the shop assistant whether...

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Zim
Zim

Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
Location: Southern California, USA
Member Since: 28th Sep 2004
Total posts: 284
Posted:the pimp-mobiles had gun turrets or if they came seperately, and the assistant replied...

Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:"separately! What do you think I am, cheap?"

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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My hairs on fire
My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 515
Posted:Our pimp mobiles are of THE higest quality ile have you know sir. Two 50 Cal chain gun turrets, full **faux** leperd skin fur interior, intercom and platinum disco balls come as standard......



Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

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Hope all is well : )

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Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:..Chong pondered for a while, then realised that no self-respecting monkey would buy a bird and not get it a pimpmobile. So he pulled out his wallet (don't ask where from) to pay the shopkeeper, when...

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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My hairs on fire
My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 515
Posted:A drunken flamingo comes stumbeling into the store begging for assistance. The flamingo says to Chong....

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )

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ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland
Member Since: 13th May 2004
Total posts: 3882
Posted:... do you like the color pink? 'Now that you mention it' says Chong....

Love is the law.

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Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:...no.

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:And the flamingo, who had been dealing with identity issues, started flapping it's wings and upsetting all the other birds who were living in cages and who didn't give a toss about the flamingo's identity issues cos at least he was free...

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Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:..and Chong thought long and hard about this, before deciding to become the initiator of a rebellion of the caged birds against their oppresive shop-owner, which the Flamingo joined on the condition that their new constitution would leave room for all aspects of his identity whether previously deemed "birdly" or otherwise...

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:And the shopkeeper would spend the rest of his days in the corner of a pub, telling the story to anyone who would listen, about the day a monkey came into his pet shop wanting to buy a parrot or sparrow (he couldn't remember), quickly followed by a drunken flamingo with 'issues' who then teamed up and stole his shop... freeing all the birds and creating a bloody mess...

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Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:..from which his carpet would never fully recover..

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:Meanwhile Chong scratched his head and wondered how he had got involved with a drunk flamingo, his mother had always warned him about such types...

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My hairs on fire
My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 515
Posted:argh someone beat me to it and now im confused....sori people!
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Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )

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_Clare_
_Clare_

Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:his mother used to say... this always concerned Chong, as his mother was clearly insane... I mean, how could a mummy monkey be confused when life is as simple as bananas and flea-picking

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Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:(although, Chong reasoned, flea-picking is undoubtedly more of an art-form than people give it credit for, as is scrathcing oneself for hours at a time)

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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_Clare_
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Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:After pondering the issue for several hours over a number of supremely rolled spliffs (for he was a talented monkey), Chong realised he should go and find Sylvia and Michael, because he was hungry...

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Pooh-Bah
Location: Southampton
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2004
Total posts: 1626
Posted:(not surprisingly after a number of spliffs)

What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau

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Still wiggling
Location: Belfast
Member Since: 22nd Oct 2002
Total posts: 5967
Posted:And bananas always tasted funny when he was stoned... what he needed was some nice dark chocolate... where were those pesky kids?

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