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Location: South Wales
Mr Mech is the most wonderful and talented, charming and sophisticated, philosophical and loving man I have ever had the pleasure to meet.
I love you Mech.
You are so wonderful.....words have yet been created that describe just how wonderful you really are.
You are a wonderful example to people everywhere, and I would also have no problems in letting you meet my mother.
So I call for 3 cheers for HOP favouritist favourite,
MECH!
HIP HIP!
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
congratulations UCOF my sweet for totally freakin mech out you are a genius ..all hail JON of UCOF!
hip hip HORRAY!!!!!!
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
He wont like this then...
I wrote him a song...
I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance
They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance
I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or the highlights in your head that catch your eyes I have been blind
The MECH in red is dancing with me cheek to cheek
There's nobody here, it's just you and me, It's where I wanna be
But I hardly know this beauty by my side
I'll never for get, the way you look tonight
I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright you were amazing
I've never seen so many people want to be there by your side
And when you turned to me and smiled, It took my breath away
I have never had such a feeling
Such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight
The way you look tonight
I never will forget, the way you look tonight
The MECH in red
The MECH in red
The MECH in red
My MECH in red (I love you.)
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Arrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhh Chris De Boring Arrrrrrrrgggggggghhhh
*runs screaming out into the night*
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
o....k jon, you know ive always had my suspicions about you, you silly sausage, ive only met mech at sheffield but and i dont quite feel as strongly as you do but im sure hes worth it
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
ok jon,
this is getting creepy
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom
lmao.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
I hate mech, hes an ass. and he fucks off early cos 'Im not havin a good tiiiiiime!'
plus the fact hes irrepresibly optimistic, energetic, dosnt smoke, has big sideburns, looks like my brother, is nice to me no matter how much i slag him off, gets to talk to policemen without being arrested, is generally sane, a good driver, knows more about computers than me, is always asking for my advice, has a lovely girlfriend whos always going down on him (at least before they met irl anyway), got lots of nice wepons, a steady job, a hooked nose, makes not bad staffs and is always trying to punt them off to me, did i mention hes always nice?
there mech, hope you feel better.
Jon, you crack me up. and i hate you too
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-><- Kallisti
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA
Hey...Someone ran away with the porn and weed thread.
Jon, u worry me!!!
I am for real. Mech, I would surely get a restraining order if I was u
Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
oh yeah, and i vote for porn + weed for a truly heady orgasm.
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-><- Kallisti
Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA
lmfao
u r carzy [Nx?]
I quite agree though
Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.
Classically British
5,689 posts
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Mech smells of wee.
Strangely though, not his own....
(I think UCOF might have something to do with this)
What ever floats your boat
(Oh, and Strugz's staffs are better
)**This post has nothing to do with the outstanding child support cheques Mech owes me**
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