Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade
I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
What if I should fall right through the centre of the Earth and come out the other side where people walk upside-down?!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Written by: Unsaturated Carpets Of Freedom
So obviously its behind the condom machine in the blokes toilets...
Right?
wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier
YARR! Thats replaced the whale in my nightmares!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.
"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations