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DurbsBRONZE Member
Classically British
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Location: Epsom, Surrey, England


Anyone else?

(Last day of work today? Me?! wink )

Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

mcpPLATINUM Member
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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

9 posts
Location: Mansfield, Notts, UK



Ever notice when you can almost remember something and it goes along the lines of this [usually when you're all hammered in a pub being wayyyy too loud]:

"yeah! that huge boy band that wanna be really gangster and stuff but fail miserably... oh gods, whatstherename... erm... *a few minutes go by of people trying to think of it... suddenly someone'll blurt out:*

THATS IT! begins with a G!... *goes blank a moment, clicks fingers about frantically*... blazing squad!"


Edit: originally typed tantrically, not frantically O.o
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oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom

mr teapot

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

EveishGOLD Member
*Tickles pretty strangers*
610 posts
Location: Australia


ah... yeah, that one!

What if I should fall right through the centre of the Earth and come out the other side where people walk upside-down?!

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia

usually I try; get it wrong.
try; get it wrong again.
repeat a few more times, before just going "blergh" (gotta stick your tongue out as you say it like you are going to be sick ubblol)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

OrangeBoboSILVER Member
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada

Written by: Unsaturated Carpets Of Freedom

So obviously its behind the condom machine in the blokes toilets...


Duh rolleyes

~ Bobo

wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

MatchInnuendo Officer Extraordinaire
105 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland

Reminds me of the time when I had to go up to my Dad and ask:

'What do you call those big light things on poles they have on streets?'


'Oh, yeah, ta'

Sometimes I think my brain isn't what it used to be. But then I don't think it ever was, actually ubbloco

YARR! Thats replaced the whale in my nightmares!

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales

I got screamed at once when a driver nearly knocked me over. I was so enraged that he had turned the corner without signalling.

Driver: What the F*** are you doing in the road!
Me: Crossing it you Ass, what do you think I'm doing??!!!
Driver: Geez you F***ing pedestrians *$4%"$$ me oFF!
Me: Well maybe if you had...... you had..... you had...... used those bloody orange flashy lights on the side of your car, I would have known you were turning into this road you jackass!!!!

It didn't have quite the same impact without me remembering they were called indicators.

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

heyahoneyBRONZE Member
Redneck Woman
566 posts
Location: Texas, Yeeeeehaaaaaw, USA

ummmm*point at it*
that there
*had help from Summer*

Top Three Things I've Learn While Being A Mom
1. Baby poop comes in many colors.
2. Makes sure all dirty diapers are not accessable to my dog.
3. Burp rags are not big enough.

Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)enthusiast
456 posts
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA


*unlike the rest of these, a 'gitchie' can be a living creature. "What's that gitchie with the really long neck and the spots? Giraffe, that's it."

**also sometimes used as a deliberate euphemism, as in The Music Man: "If I slipped/And I busted my whatchamacallit/I could lie on the floor unnoticed/'Til my body had turned to carr-/rion."

"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations


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