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Written by: Tao Star
bush and blair are in a restuarnt together. The waitress comes over to take their order and bush leans over to her and says 'any chance of a quickie?'. the waitress slaps Bush in the face and walks off leaving him looking very confused. He tuns to Blair, 'what did i say??' Blair leans over to him and whispers 'it's pronounced quiche '
Have you ever seen that book of 'sues words'...ya know, Dr Sues
Well Im not clever enough to think of my own made up words so we can borrow some from our fearless president Bush
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Ill start it off...naturally
Iraqastan
hmmm maybe thats why he got confused
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I have a calendar full of quotes from bush. Worries me that they have enough for two years at least
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aaannnddddd...................?
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"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to
answer questions. I can't answer your question."
—In response to a question about whether he wished he could take back any of his answers in the
first debate. Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000 (Thanks to Peter Feld.)
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
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and another classic
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"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."
-- On NPR's Morning Edition (9/26)
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Basu gasu bakuhatsu - because sometimes buses explode
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"You've heard Al Gore say he invented the internet.
Well, if he was so smart, why do all the addresses begin with "W"?"
--10-28-00 Headline News - Mimi
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Nov. 2, 2000, SEATTLE --
"If you don't stand for anything, you don't standfor anything!"
Gov. George W. Bush said to a packed rally at Bellevue Community College on Tuesday night.
--Thanks, Michael.
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"A surplus means there'll be money left over. Otherwise, it wouldn't be called a surplus."
-- Kalamazoo, MI 10/27/2000 - Jack
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"I'm not going to talk about what I did as a child. What I am going to talk about -- and I am going to say this consistently -- [is that] it is irrelevant what I did 20 to 30 years ago. What's relevant is that I have learned from any mistakes I made. I do not want to send signals to anybody that what Gov. Bush did 30 years ago is cool to try."
--Gov. Bush in an interview with WMUR-TV in New Hampshire, when asked if he had used "drugs, marijuana, cocaine"
Just a couple...
go to www.bushisms.com
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Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
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Fresno fire
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hehe you went to the same page as me
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you guys ever seen that snl...strategery
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Carpal \'Tunnel
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an unusually coherent one here, but I like it, can just imagine the speech writer having break down at the end:
'They didn't think we were a nation that could concievably sacrifice for something greater than ourself; that we were soft, that we were so self-absorbed and so materialistic that we wouldn't defend anything we believed in. My- were they wrong! They just were reading the wrong magazine or watching the wrong Springer show.'
also while talking about the Dr. Seuss book;
'Sometimes, when I sleep at night, I think of 'Hop on Pop'.'
how very appropriate.
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Written by: LazyAngel
They just were reading the wrong magazine or watching the wrong Springer show.'
that [censored] is [censored] hilarious
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in a picture bush is sitting in a school next to a kid reading a book. bush himself is holding a book , opend up, but it is upside down.
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I kill and words will defend it.
Got big plans,
blood stained hands
Wanna put my name on the map.
On my way to save the world.
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Written by: Tao Star
bush and blair are in a restuarnt together. The waitress comes over to take their order and bush leans over to her and says 'any chance of a quickie?'. the waitress slaps Bush in the face and walks off leaving him looking very confused. He tuns to Blair, 'what did i say??' Blair leans over to him and whispers 'it's pronounced quiche '
that was on the rick deese morning radio show about 6 years ago, expect it was:
madonna and one of her friends are at a restaraunt... the waiter gets everyone's orders and when it comes to her she says, "i'll have a quickie" ...the waiter slowly unzips his pants when her friend leans over and whispers, "it's pronounced quiche
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gulp, unfortunately currently watching it on the news when i should be in bed that damn dubya is prob gonna get naother calender of quotes cos hes gonna have another term
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hes gonna have another term
eek.... i'm getting updates... doesnt look good
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It most certainly does not. He took his brother's Florida once again.
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Wildfire/US East coast fire footage
LA/EDC glow/fire footage
Fresno fire
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It's gonna be 2000 all over again, except they're going to court over Ohio instead of Florida...at this posting, they still have 3 states to go, but winning Ohio would push Kerry ahead.
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