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Doc Lightning
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Doc Lightning

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Posted:I'm at work. In my work, I'm doing some pretty computer-intensive 3-D rendering stuff that my biologist brain doesn't understand...but some of these processes take the computer 15 minutes.

15 minutes of having to babysit the computer while I sit here on my laptop on HOP. Then two minutes of giving the computer instructions...then more sitting.

So hey, we're all entertainers...someone entertain me!


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


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Posted:Mike your ugly pig headed, snot nosed, brain farting poor excuse for a homosapian, bug eyed, droopy eared, freak of nature!!

I dont know about you but I sure as hell am amused.

Just kidding man dont hurt me!!

I'd sing ya a song too but then again I doubt you will let me rant on your mother for 5 minutes

Sorry I am in a goofy mood, ohh I put some pics up take a look at em (I needed to get my own plug in!!)


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Doc Lightning
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Doc Lightning

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Posted:Oooh! Pics! Pretty colors!

Hey, even hurling insults at me is less boring than staring at the computer.


-Mike )'(
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"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Posted:So does that mean I have your permission to keep hurling those insults?

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Doc Lightning
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Doc Lightning

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Posted:quote:Originally posted by Raymund Phule:
So does that mean I have your permission to keep hurling those insults? Yeah, but stay off my mother. I stay off yours...


-Mike )'(
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"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


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Posted:Well last time I was on your mother.....

Just Kidding

Naw man so what you rendering pics of?


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Doc Lightning
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Doc Lightning

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Posted:I am rendering three-dimensional images of structures seen using an electron microscope using a new techinque called electron microscope tomography.

Basically, it uses regular electron microscopy at very high magnifications to take pictures of the same sample at many different angles. Then it lines them up and averages them to make a very high resolution three-dimensional image. Then I go through and basically color in the structures by cutting the volume into virtual slices a half of a billionth of a meter thick. That gets reconstructed into a three-dimensional image that gives us resolution that is so good that we can see large molecules.

But there's a LOT of info in there, so the computer has a lot of work to do.

And stop looking at me like this: You asked! It's your fault!

[ 16 July 2002, 11:08: Message edited by: MikeGinny ]


-Mike )'(
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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


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Posted:Naw man thats Fin cool!!!

You are definatly the Mad Scientist


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Doc Lightning
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Doc Lightning

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Posted:Well, yeah! I mean, did you think I was making it up?

-Mike )'(
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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


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Posted:What like my real name is Raymund, ohh and I am not really a dick just ask pepole like Pozee, Cassandra, Spanky, Kinuden and a few others!!

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Doc Lightning
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Posted:quote:Originally posted by Raymund Phule:
What like my real name is Raymund, ohh and I am not really a dick just ask pepole like Pozee, Cassandra, Spanky, Kinuden and a few others!!I'm confused now...what has this to do with the price of tea in Kiribati?



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Kyrian


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Posted:this is a mildly bizarre conversation.

i was bored today too, i kept babysitting anestitozed (sp) animals. in fact, i did no actual work work until about 5pm, cause i was either doing said babysitting or running errands. apparently it was cloudy a few miles away. i learned that. and i recaculated my college money another six million times.....


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Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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maladmin


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Posted:seen this screensaver?
put those spare computer minutes to good use
distributed folding


We are made to persist. That's how we find out who we are. - Tobias Wolff

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


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Posted:quote:Originally posted by MikeGinny:
Well, yeah! I mean, did you think I was making it up? It means that I was making up my name and what not

Ohh never mind the joke was too sophisticated for your little brain to handle!!


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master sodium


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Posted:entertain YOU?!?!?! why am I supposed to entertain YOU?!?!?! I mean honestly, what have YOU ever done for ME?!?!?! do I look like some sort of fire performer, here to make sure YOU dont get bored?!?!?!

but if I must

*places out tip jar and freestyles a soft shoe*

is that better? or how about a joke?

pirate walks into a bar and asks for a drink. the bartender asks "do you know there is a steering wheel coming out of your zipper?" to which the pirate replies "arrr, tis driving me nuts."

of course you could mosey on over to the picture gallery and have a look at all my pics.

or would you like some prostitutes sent over to your work?

but for the most fun while bored at work, here's some suggestions:

-page yourself over the intercom. dont try to disguise your voice

-whenever the intercom comes on, start screaming that the voices are back again

-e-mail everyone when you go anywhere, informing them of your destination. bathroom, copier, ect.

-rearrange your co-workers cubicles when they leave to go somewhere.

there's lots more but I'm done


you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.

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Bender_the_Offender
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Posted:a horse walks into a bar and asks for a slippery nipple, and the donkey behind the bars says "hey you look like you could use some hi resolution tomography'
and the horse says "your last quote ended in a single quotation mark! also i like to visualise the shape of the surface of large molecules cus interactions like catalysts can be pictured here and direct future work on asparagus digestion"
and the donkey says 'oh look a talking horse. how not-normal'


Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

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smiley_dup1


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Posted:quote: i kept babysitting anestitozed (sp) animals it took me a while to learn how to spell that one to
Anaethetised

You know what one of the hardests words to spell is diarrhoea. yep it is

why r there 2 r's ????


I don't like living below the tropic of Capricorn..... and now I seem to be in England...... how did I get here???

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Cassandra


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Posted:I used to have a teddy bear called Yannis ...

Not very entertaining ... but true ...

Mike, ray ... are you guys kinda trying to seduce eachother here ?

Ray ... I can't tell you're not a Dick ... man ... I never lie
::runs away and hides behind Mike before Ray runs her over with the semi or shoots her with the water pistol::

shine on
cassandra


"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


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Posted:Cassandra!!! Your supposed to be on my side here!!

*Goes and sits in a corner sulking*


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Posted:SOWEEE ... you're still my all times favourite psychopath though, you know that, right ?
right ?
RIGHT ?

off to kill the post office people because the nutella still has not arrived to san Diego

And for all you people who may have thought Ray is a Dick, he's not ... in fact he's a fine young man with a heart of gold

shine on
Cassandra


"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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Mark P
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Posted:How do you entertain a psychopath?? Is this computer you are using, in a room with white cushioned walls and can you operate it with your arms tied behind your back?? - If so thats got to be pretty good entertainment in itself

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


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Posted:Cassandra dear, you know I love you, I am not really angry or upset or any way displeased in the least.

Unfortunatly this place has no padded walls

I would be having so much fun if they did though, well for the first five minutes anyway.

[ 17 July 2002, 02:54: Message edited by: Raymund Phule ]


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Cazzar


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Posted:quote:you know what one of the hardest words to spell is diarrhoea, yep it is..why are there to r's? what's with the 'ho'? i thought the hardest word was...antidislostablishmentinteriorism...i always thought superkalafragalistikexpealadocious
i actually think i spelt both of them wrong...

* where's my dictionary...looks to see if the words are in there...*
*apparently superkalafragalistic isn't a real word*
There goes my belief in mary poppins.. i knew deep down that is was to good to be true


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Doc Lightning
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Doc Lightning

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Posted:quote:Originally posted by Raymund Phule:
It means that I was making up my name and what not

Ohh never mind the joke was too sophisticated for your little brain to handle!! [/QUOTE]

Ooooooh! {candle lights over Mike's head...it would be a lightbulb, but I'm not too bright}


-Mike )'(
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Posted:Do you mean antidisestablishmentarianism Cazzar? I can spell it but I can never remember what it means

Are we nearly there yet?

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Doc Lightning
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Posted:Some movement in Britain regarding the degree of involvement that the Church should have in the government. I forget if they were pro- or anti- separation.

But only the British could come up with such a word.


-Mike )'(
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Kyrian


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Posted:but it's actually pretty easy to spell, cause it looks like what it sounds like!

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Cazzar


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Posted:YES THAT'S THE ONE THISTLE!!!!
oohhh so hard to spell!! My brother used to say it all the time for no particular reason...i think it was it was the only big word he knew!!haha...but I always used to be like ...what the hell that's not a word...hahaha..but later found out that it was...of course i waslike 13 and he was 9...so eh..
But nice one...I also wouldn't have a feckin clue of what it means! meh...it's still pretty long aye!
gotta jet
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maladmin


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Posted:Mike - I think you got that the wrong way round - its the degree of involvement the government should have in the church
disetablismentarians want to remove state support from a curch
antidisestablishmentariens do't like that as an idea.

</sematics lesson>


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Posted:quote:Originally posted by maladmin:
Mike - I think you got that the wrong way round - its the degree of involvement the government should have in the church
disetablismentarians want to remove state support from a curch
antidisestablishmentariens do't like that as an idea.

</sematics lesson>btw u find this amusing?


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Posted:LOL @ Maladmin

Thanks to all you clever people for telling me what it means

It was the word that my friends and I used to say to each other to prove we were not drunk....and being a show off I used to spell it too. I have since given up drinking.

Cazzar, What do mean Mary Poppins is not a true story??? I don't believe it, next thing you'll be saying Father Chrismas doesn't exist I've been to his house btw he lives next door to the tooth fairy


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